thinking about the Uvalde police department again

Why is it called New York State and not Oblast of the Mohicans?

Get ready to learn shoggoth

Three people I have not seen mentioned (and I probably would start with Bergman and Kelly anyway, but...) Burt Lancaster, 1956-1965 Isabelle Adjani, 1975-1984 Ram Charan, 2016-2025

Unironically something my wife would listen to.

This is like in The Grapes of Wrath when the farmers default on their ancestral homes, and they're like, "This sucks, and we should shoot whoever is responsible," and they're told that there's no person to shoot. It's a bank. You can't shoot that.

The best Star Wars movie after the original trilogy is the compilation of MST3K cutscenes in Rebel Assault II.

Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement https://theonion.com/rita-oras-agent-scores-singer-another-prime-crossword-puzzle-placement/

This is what you want to see when you watch a movie

Get ready to learn meaningless on-field cardio, Dontayvion Wicks.

I want to tell you a story about Furman University and the long-term revenge we take on the teams who knock us out of the NCAA tournament.

Losing my mind at Ian Eagle calling out the ref doing the high knees.

Atheists are mad about this and they’re absolutely right but please just let me say as a Christian I am not wild about the Center for Racialized Kidnapping profaning the iconography of my religion either. The Piss Christ or that David Wojnarowicz video are thoughtful provocations, this is just shit

Casablanca (1943) - 0:58:36 Dir. Michael Curtiz Runtime 102 minutes 🚬 x 124, or one cigarette every 0.82 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/casablanca/

Annual PSA and the semantic hill I will die on: versatile players are not chess pieces. Chess pieces have specific and limited roles; it is what the entire game is based around.

He was accused of gnawing bread pieces

2021 AP Lang synthesis prompt mfer

What in the Sam Hill

1) The Master 2) Phantom Thread 3) There Will Be Blood 4) Licorice Pizza 5) ...it'd be cooler if I could say Inherent Vice, but probably Boogie Nights

Watching the people who wrote "Golden" get played off after we spent almost twenty minutes lamenting the dead is nuts. Awards shows are for movies now, not movies decades ago. This isn't controversial.

That Sam Amick article about how Bam should have stopped at 81 points so he wouldn't pass Kobe Bryant is as neat an example as we have of NBA media being pure poison.

Reminding myself this is also a front office that needed the rest of the league to run interference to facilitate a deal with their MVP QB

Might have to throw hands with this sonuvabitch

This is like Criterion's edition of Bull Durham.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Very, very few films warrant any meaningful comparison to Cassavetes but imo What Happened Was taps into that vein of pushing a situation to an extreme until it ends up breaking into a deeply relatable realism, all guided by the subtlest shifts in outwardly explosive performances.

I wasn't alive for the death of John Ford, but I am, regrettably, here to witness the death of the most important American director since Ford. I can't believe Wiseman is gone.

Adrian Chiles you magnificent bastard you’ve done it again

You can scare off Landon, Stout, and Lane, Call another hitch just to show you're scheming, I'm so glad to drive you to the plane, And taking Nick along - no, I'm only dreaming - Good luck babe Good luck babe! When you work with Bobby Slowik, you just know you're dealing

most couples in Mike Schur shows. Eleanor and Chidi are probably the worst, but none of the main couples (no, not even Leslie and Ben) ever worked for me.

Ingrid Thulin by Loomis Dean "No other woman actor - not even Liv Ullmann, Bibi Andersson, or Eva Dahlbeck - could express as much of Swedish director Ingmar Bergman's complex, often tortured view of womanhood as Thulin, who could match his intricacies step by step." - Derek Malcolm

Go to Mosfilm's YouTube page and watch all five of Yuri Ozerov's Liberation films. Does the heart good.

This is the kind of no-frills distillation I usually associate with Richard Feynman.

You need the second n in "Baumann" to hold onto the ball there. Gives you grip strength.

My mouth hasn't closed since Kmet caught the ball.

Casually looking for that Patullo obituary on the front page, just checking now and then, no hurry, it's all fine.

Casually looking for that Patullo obituary on the front page, just checking now and then, no hurry, it's all fine.

I don’t want to brag but I am connected to Mendoza on LinkedIn

Had a dream where a female ET (named "Popcorn") falls in with the family from Malcolm in the Middle. She flies. Hal confuses her with Mac from Mac & Me.

1. Ordet (1955, Carl Th. Dreyer)

College kickers should be worse than this. They just should. It's not decent.

Kevin Patullo vs. Joe Brady

I was thinking about this talking point the other day. Aside from the obvious (I don't like it so I don't think about it), they just mean they haven't played with a toy or a video game, right?

Went to high school with a guy who didn't wear underwear and the other guys called him "Poopass"

A planet's rotation is how long its day be

Any chance we could convince Bama or Oklahoma to do this so you can tell them apart

I like to shit on ND as much as the next guy but CFB is broken and I don’t think it comes back. What’s the point in bowl games? Bama 9th? We're heading towards 2 semi-pro leagues of 20ish teams that claim to represent local colleges for nostalgic reasons, and everyone else will have FCS style rules