We have a Level 1 Class Takes alert, all hands report to posting stations, this is not a drill

2026 Crowd-Sourced Statement of Persons Nominated Master Sheet is now Live - most will be published by 5PM today. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

BEES??????

Do you feel safe, child? No? Time for you to meet PC Payphone who will set your mind at ease.

I think they're a *whispers* straight couple

[forlornly] these days I just see it as a piss tank on the ISS being 50% empty :(

to all who celebrate...

🚨 | Hello! Bit of a weird one this, but I'm going to be away from 27th April for up to 24 nights without access to the internet (I can explain why in a few months time...). Obviously, I'm aware this is the worst possible time of year for me to be absent.

It really has been a great day

The whole of the UK right now

Literally me every time a friend isn't kind to themselves

Very exciting travelling between Manchester and Leeds by train these days - so much work going on line side! Better things are happening already.

If you see this, post a rabbit 🐰

Jesus, man, I don't know any more

This should always have been the end of it.

We need to develop much stronger defences for our democracies. Hostile foreign actors paying people to pump raw sewage into our national discourse? Absolutely not, get a real job.

Happy Easter from the bunnies at Wicken Fen, Cambridgeshire (and us!).

If you celebrate, happy Easter. If you don’t, these Easter Bunnies WILL TUNE YOU UP.

HORATIO: Look, my lord, it comes. HAMLET’S DAD’S GHOST: (rockets past at inconceivable speed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm sorry, you cannot call a storm 'Dave'

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

The noise I made when I discovered this tiny king is on this website! Rocky!!! You are so small!!! Impossible!!!!!!!

Incredible. Where is his chin

chat this isn't rizz, it's ohio

If Artemis is the first manned mission to the Moon in 50+ years, explain this

Not the funniest tweet but the days that followed 30-50 feral hogs were a beautiful time, every time we thought we'd completely maxed out its comic potential, someone found a new way in.

radio 3 what in the sim city is this

That was so fucking cool

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

on the wikipedia about artemis 2 and there is a little guy hanging out, just vibing, this is so neat, we love a little guy, look how happy they are !

If you'd like to follow along with the #Artemis II launch, NASA has a live blog here: www.nasa.gov/blogs/missio... and you can watch the official broadcast on the NASA site here: plus.nasa.gov/scheduled-vi... or on YouTube here: www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBM...

*THREE SENIOR AMERICAN OFFICIALS CONFIRM: ITS TIME FOR LUNCH

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

Satellite Pollution xkcd.com/3225/

Every time I see people talking about what furries who stayed behind on Twitter are discussing, it sounds just as brain diseased as what any other group who stayed there are discussing. Very sad to hear of folks marinating so completely in such a terrible information environment!

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omg same bestie x

If each tree's planter has 7 sisters, and there are 5 families represented in 1997, and the original trees were planted 400 years ago, how many were going to St Ives?

LOOK AT THIS BUN www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This stuff comes from having too many people in our democratic system who think it's about the people rather than the policies.

Met this youngster on the Common this morning

TFW you got hay on your head and you want the bipedal apes to groom you

i can’t get anything done cause my brain has this looping

#books #reading #writingcommunity #wolves #funny #booksky

Yes Pretending <.<

Child on the tram stop, clapping and yelling "YES" at every tram that arrives; future transit monarch

me judging you choosing not to leave that in drafts

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This and New Mexico yesterday should start a better debate on policy, here

I have a theory in my brain that Tarkin is the biggest baddie in Star Wars. No magic powers, ruthless grasp of power, can do policy. Genuinely a scary man.