My ancestors were an even more noble people

Thank you all for being part of my 2025, folks 🥰

a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles

Just watched a child get a whole hand hold in its mouth in the tram whilst the parents smiled inanely at it. Other people are going to touch that! Set some boundaries! Parent!

me a decade ago versus me now

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

*hands u a bnuy* *hands u a bnuy* *hands u a bnuy* *hands u a bnuy* *hands u a bnuy* *hands u a bnuy* *hands u a bnuy* *hands u a bnuy* *hands u a bnuy* ... *hands u a bnuy*

it me

"Anyway, here's Wonderwall"

Treated myself to something I've wanted for a while. Not quite the complete household guide, but a marvellous thing all the same. The handwritten dedication shows it was a Christmas present in 1956!

today is the only day you can repost this

James II, living just long enough in exile that the Act of Settlement was passed in his lifetime

I HAVE BEEN BOUGHT A POWER TOOL

and Tiny Tim… …who did NOT die!

still my favorite christmas post

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Watching my alma mater being represented by an embarrassingly weak array of alumni on University Challenge and losing by a wide margin to, of all things, an -Oxbridge- college. Only slightly soothed by port, this. Twice lost points due to a team member not listening to the question.

It's a busy day in Bethlehem and nobody really notices the couple who have come to be counted. As imagined by the great Pieter Bruegel.

Omg Chesney Hawkes is alive, handsome, and on Celebrity Mastermind all at the same time?

Become ungovernable www.bbc.com/news/article...

New substack: why so many people are content with economic stagnation: chrisdillow.substack.com/p/wallowing-...

Glorious to hear that Radio 3 has brought back the London Vegetable Orchestra, and that them being on there last year was such a great success!

Embassy Star-struck 🤩 🎯 Imagine the delight in the Embassy's press team when our paper of record ran an all-German front page yesterday. When the @dailystar.co.uk offered to pop by with a framed copy, we nearly choked on our Ferrero Rochers! Danke, Der Daily Star!

My response to anything over the next two weeks

roses are red, a christmas carol was written by charles dickens, www.retailgazette.co.uk/blog/2025/12...

Just for once I would like Avanti to let me log into my emails on their WiFi

A gay friend of my dad's came back from holiday, having seen NFL and excitedly declared, "I've discovered 'Rugby: The Musical'"

Posting from the Northern Line? What a time to be alive

the dark lord's about to get more got than they've ever gotten got before. and THIS lil buny's gonna get 'em

You are now entering: BASINGSTOKE ⚠️⚠️⚠️ do NOT attempt to leave the vehicle at this stop ⚠️⚠️⚠️

For reasons I've been advised by counsel not to discuss on this website, I'm briefly in Coventry

important bunstruction 👷👷👷

That no one replied to this with the correct response is a monumental failure of my timeline

Who put the glad in gladiator?

I am so fucking afraid for my job, and so many people in government think that's really funny.

bunnies world takeover. everyone is bunnies now. You 🫵 are bunnies now.

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

Daily bunny no.3165 is doing some troubleshooting

great harvest this year

I like to imagine this is @danwaterfield.bsky.social's face every time he posts what he thinks is an innocent skeet, checks back minutes later to see 20 unread notifications

こうさぎオセロ

this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme

how is this a real animal