grandpa's slipped his handlers again i see, shitting in the reflecting pool

Dango wishes you a good Monday morning! 🐰🍡

Another day, another poll of "you need to polarise against the radical right, not legitimise them". Is Andy Burnham too Labour brained to listen??

LMAO This is the funniest video I have ever seen 😭😭 I love rabbits so much via: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/FB...

The smoke from the fires on the hills over Manchester has reached my flat; there's a haze in the air, and the smell of wood smoke hanging about :(

I think I'm going to have to watch Space again, absolutely captivated me. Sam Neill always seemed like just a good man, and it's a real shame to lose him :(

🐰 #bunny #art #oc

Things what I found at a car show today what I did find

snurgle

Must have been a fantastic day to be a bed bug when humans first invented the bed.

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

yeah i gotcha buddy

Hydration break!

"but if i am in my car, it cannot be a crime" is a very common attitude, and it's one that deserves to be met with scorn and steeper penalties

tall and long

I have checked what the Japanese media are saying and there seem to be competing names for the man. Some are going with ゴミ箱伯爵 (Gomibako Hakushaku - Count Trashcan) whilst others are using the katakana that you have for foreign loan-words and opting for ビンフェイス伯爵 (Binfeisu Hakushaku).

Sure, he might offend a few of the ‘bluenoses’ with his cocky stride and musky odours. He’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about “what’s to be done with this MattGPT”

[sighing], oui, une poubelle sur la tête

I had barely 6 hours sleep last night - yay for house buying stress!

People want a candidate with name recognition to stand against Nigel Farage. Someone the nation can unite around. A candidate with real authentic charisma. And though he didn't quite succeed in Littleborough and Saddleworth in 1995, he's still full of energy and ready to take on a challenge!

"This government is putting universities on a more secure financial footing" - this is a lie. Bridget Philipson is a wretched minister - a chief cheerleader of bigotry against trans people, a delighted axe murderer of higher education. Burnham reappointing her would be an immediate failure.

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"I am the most attacked politician of modern times". 2 MPs have been murdered in the last 10 years

"let me be absolutely clear ... I have done absolutely nothing wrong" oh yes, yes say it again, we can loop it

Very rewarding to have that scoreline after a day of Americans on the internet going "yes but what if the corruption benefits me? isn't it good then??"

One of my fave things in York Minster: a medieval wren stalking a spider. It reminds me that history isn't only kings and battles. Someone, centuries ago, found joy in the same things we still notice today. It's a reminder of how much we have in common over our differences.

Fucking hell 😂

So, the sellers conveyancer did not do the things they said they did last Thursday, now my conveyancer is on holiday too (though it's a big firm so someone else's on the case), I simply cannot believe this is how we allow major transactions to operate in England???

england fans, apparently

nice try. you can’t make me interpret that post. that’s a trap. once i understand and truly process it, the knowledge contained within will spread through my consciousness like a poison until a new self bursts free, fully formed

Lot of Americans posting about England v Norway with the energy of folks who think going round the lake at Epcot means they "went to other countries."

Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool

The roses are red The garden is quiet But no one expects

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I love how Canterbury cathedral is one giant exercise in "bro let me just add one more east end, i swear, just one more section to the east, bro i swear that'll be enough"

hell yeah the prep clinic got some funky new hold music let's fuckin BOOGIE

Lately I've been fascinated with the mystical qualities of rabbit

Why is it that the simpsons fandom consistently has some of the funniest shit

Turns out that everyone else in this transaction - literally everyone else - is done with the seller's conveyancer. We're all agreed a date we can complete, and are basically going to them going "we're all doing this date, be there or be a regular polygon, my guy"