Well done sir, they're calling it your best interview yet

You are excellent posters

On April 25, 1991, #TheSimpsons episode “Lisa's Substitute” first aired on Fox. Guest-starring Dustin Hoffman as Mr. Bergstrom.

WTF verb is back?!

If anyone ever doubts how strong this show is I just tell them it had Joe Rogan and Andy Dick and it was still brilliant

Just wild that the Secret Service shot a Donald Trump supporter dead at Mar-a-Lago two months ago because he had a gun & was trying to kill the president over the Epstein files but—speaking only for myself—I haven’t heard a word about it amid the coverage tonight www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

“Lobby” indeed

Not the point but west midtown isn’t a thing

a little late night dopamine hit

Those early Kimbrel years were something else

“Peach iced tea. You’re gonna hate it.”

Please boo dickens if he’s at the parade

What the fuckkkkk is this

This picture is more American than anything Norman Rockwell could have ever dreamed up

It is April 24. The Braves are 11 games over .500. The Mets and Phillies have both had losing streaks of at least 10. An actual S-tier start to the season

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE PHILLIES AND METS HAVE EACH HAD DOUBLE DIGIT LOSING STREAKS IT IS APRIL 24

London, Pitts, Bijan, Dotson, Branch, and Zaccheaus is a really fun group of guys. I don't know what it's going to translate into but we're getting some absurd moments against overmatched defenses and I've been craving that

Oh no, the Falcons drafted noted sidewalk-blocker Zacharaiah Branch. What about the team culture!

PANTHERS UP BLEED BLUE

Cuck school?

There are chants of "ATL HOE" at the marta station

A fan has stolen a Hawks courtside chair and is humping it at the marta station

Greatest city in America

Scathing and apparently well-researched. #GApol propmodo.com/playbook/atl...

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HAWKS, if I’m being honest

Marta is like 85% free right now: very high likelihood the bus or station you are entering will not have a working fare reader

@keithlaw.bsky.social dom smith just sac bunted. You’ll never guess what happened next.

I wrote about this in my newsletter. The Weather Service didn't launch balloons recently and got surprised by tornadoes in Kansas. DOGE cuts at NWS cut out weather balloon launches which gather data for storm prediction. You are less safe because of that choice.

utter perfection

simply cannot overstate what heroes and inspirations @hollyanderson.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social are to anyone who writes or breathes or believes that a better world is a possible oh great now i'm crying again love y'all

Keisha's campaign mag brags her Gulch deal provides affordable housing. What affordable housing? Gulch reneged on 61 affordable units promised with their first apartment tower. Keisha omits that the Gulch is a $1.9 Billion tax subsidy for bilionaire LA developers. She gives billionaires her love.

Did they ever arrest this guy?

Oh, no, thank you.

To all my trans homies: you are beautiful, you are loved, and your existence is not up for fucking debate.

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

Atlanta is the most surveilled city in the world outside of China. It has a heavily militarized police force, and is also the headquarters of Flock. Somehow, the perpetrators of two murders in the city's largest park, one in 2021, and the other in broad daylight two weeks ago, are still at large.

The $1 for liberty is killing me

Atlanta's biggest story today is about TADs — how they work, WHERE they work, and whether they're the best way to fund the $5.5 BILLION Neighborhood Reinvestment Initiative. TADs are complex — and boring — but so important to understand. Here's my deep dive, for @atlantaciviccircle.org:

Somehow this caused the Mets to lose a half game in the standings

Ronald’s groan was SO angry

Every new Rick Jackson ad is somehow worse than the one before

This is a strip club in College Park.

Kruk good

Holy shit