Priceless post from the official White House social media

Today in stove-touching (domestic edition)

New bio. To my haters: the best way to cope today would be donate even more than $138 (you can do it!) in honor of an even more legendary cfb player than SBIV (genuinely not sure you can do it?) www.moneycannon.org

New bio. To my haters: the best way to cope today would be donate even more than $138 (you can do it!) in honor of an even more legendary cfb player than SBIV (genuinely not sure you can do it?) www.moneycannon.org

You did it my guy.

……. caw caw would be an understatement

!!!!!!!

The Hawks being in this game with two combined field goals from Jalen and NAW is absurd

Incredible haul at Goodwill today go hawks

my wife picking me up from chilis happy hour after post softball practice margs with the fellas

Shady developers take advantage of low income residents to astroturf support for their data center, they still lose AJC writer takes everything at face value, furthers the narrative that somehow it’s gentrification to oppose a data center www.ajc.com/business/202...

Agree with this but also - it’s not even NIMBYing! There’s literally a YIMBY- coded ordinance prohibiting the data center here. They want an exception

Shady developers take advantage of low income residents to astroturf support for their data center, they still lose AJC writer takes everything at face value, furthers the narrative that somehow it’s gentrification to oppose a data center www.ajc.com/business/202...

I may not be at the Masters this Sunday but at least I’m not wearing a hat that says Egg Salad on it

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid

Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.

Lmfaaoooo we’re so fried . Reads 1000% like a pitchbot parody

Salt Lake City seeing this

COULDN’T SMELT IT; DEALT IT.

This is how @austinlouisray.bsky.social eats a sandwich: He penetrates the masking tape holding the wrapper together, unfurling a paper canvas on which to work. He identifies a pre-sliced midpoint and surgically separates the two halves using both hands. He then commits war crimes against the salami

Is this anything

UConn

roman soldiers waking up easter morning

┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) Caw caw ┳┻|⊂ﾉ ┻┳|

easily the funniest metaverse moment

[somberly] Mueller, She Wrote

Ok, my curiosity is piqued www.ajc.com/georgia-guid...

Oh, so kids can’t be exposed to Magic City but they can be exposed to that filthy dunk by Jalen Johnson?

Visiting Friend Pleasantly Surprised By City’s Open Hostility Toward Homeless People https://theonion.com/visiting-friend-pleasantly-surprised-by-city-s-open-hos-1850904551/

Feel like I’m the last to learn that Vandy has a player named Chandler Bing lmao

Bruce Springsteen benefit song called “Straits of Hormuz”

Accidentally based

didn't realize Bill Callahan was on bluesky

I STUDIED THE TAPE graciously linked here - here’s what happened: The course was supposed to run straight from Nelson St. onto the PEDESTRIAN BRIDGE but instead the bikes took a left down Ted Turner Drive This is what the view onto that bridge look like. Crazy that nobody was there pointing it out

Unpopular / square opinion: this bit has gone too far

Timeline cleanse

Nobody ever expects the Corey Kispert Revenge Game until it's too late

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

I’d feel better about this strand of optimism if regime-friendly oligarchs didn’t also control the assets that *are* relevant (TikTok, meta, Amazon, etc.)

Very bad

Glad he’s stepping down. Even though the emails in question were strictly about business, why did he send so many of them even after Epstein’s initial conviction and prison sentence

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

Reporting live from the governor’s race forum in Lakewood Heights where there are quite a few more decorative candles lit than one would expect

Happy heavenly birthday to John Lewis. His house sits abandoned in Venetian Hills.

The great Frederick Douglass died OTD in 1895. He’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more.

Boldest lie? Craziest rant? Creepiest exchange with a woman? Smelliest odor? Ugliest display of human behavior? Highlights from Trump’s Georgia visit.

Happy sandhill crane migration day in Atlanta to all who celebrate

What’s happening in South Downtown feels like a once-in-a-generation type deal and honestly it’s just so exciting