Whoopsies didn’t see you there 😌🫦🤭

Boots was a really good show btw 💪🏽👨🏽🎃

Happy Hoe-lloween gays n theys 🌙🦇🎃

Idk if it’s because I’m single recently for the first time in nearly 11 years or the global warming, but the self confidence and thotty body pics/vids are at an all time high watch this space 💪🏽🥹🤭

I’m gonna miss this lighting when my business moves locations 😮‍💨

every day i wake up and there are emails

mudkip no!

But can I keep this up once Speedo season is over we shall see 🤭

Video quality is giving 2010 but I’m killing it I think? 🤭

Was talking with my man about Christian Mingle ™ and realized I need new photos for it what do we think 👉🏼👈🏼😇

Looking the best I’ve ever looked while summer is wrapping up seems kinda rude but I’m v proud of myself 💪🏽🥹🙆🏽‍♂️

Your presence is still missed and we wish you here. 😢 Continue to Rest in Power, sir. 🙏🏽🙅🏾‍♂️ #ChadwickBoseman Nov. 29, 1976 - Aug. 28, 2020

they should quite literally hang this screenshot in the smithsonian

Refueling my serotonin levels after this weekend pls clap 💪🏽🥹🕺🏽

Summer lighting just hits different 💪🏽🥹

Look ma I made it! (I definitely did not show my mother) 🥹🕺🏽🪩

I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m doing something right 💪🏽🥹🪩

Hey we should bring back critical thinking.

🤣☠️

Happy Lil God Pack ™ day to those who celebrate 🥹🤓

I left my headphones at work, what the hell am I going to do for the rest of my life (an hour and a half at the gym tomorrow morning)😮‍💨

Like everything else in life, I don’t know what I’m doing but I’ll look good doing it 💪🏽🥹

Oh that will not be a problem

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

My husband told Me we can make bloody Mary’s at home. I hope he likes it 😏

I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.

Thinking about this at work.

logging on

Hump day but make it about continued improvements 💪🏽🥹🍑

fantastic foreskins

Progress check before the weekend begins thanks 🙂‍↕️🥹

idk which branch of Christianity this is, but if there’s a pamphlet or something, you have my interest

hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine

Progress report: Lighting popping off 👏🏼🥹

Don’t forget to stretch and shimmy during your workouts! 💪🏽🙂‍↕️🕺🏽

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

Ermergerd I got one 🤓🥹 SW-1314-2498-3900 oomfs and prospective oomfs are welcome 🙂‍↕️

Good morning gays and theys, remember to be the best menace to society you can be ✨🕺🏽✨

My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king

good morning friends 💚✨

May have cooked my back, but my back is cooking 💪🏽🥹🤭