"Why do innocent people flee the police?" Idk, maybe the fact that they kill newborn babies and puppies might have something to do with it. Just saying.

I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time

The sexualization of queer people by conservatives is so ridiculous when faced with reality. My husband came out to his mom as *aromantic* and she kept talking about how he's "falling into sexual sin." Just because he called himself queer. Even though he explained it had nothing to do with sex.

being transgender is amazing and beautiful, transitioning is one of the greatest choices you can ever make and i hope more people realize that its not dangerous or evil, but liberating

Elon Musk becoming the world's first trillionaire is beyond sickening. He's a mass murdering tyrant and simultaneously one of the most pathetic and embarrassing people alive. He's literally hoarding all the resources and making all our lives worse, while spending all his time bashing the poor

"I encourage everyone to be using AI more. I feel anxious when I don't have Claude open while working." — a real quote from a coworker during a company meeting

yuri on ice being yaoi is crazy

need one of those archery hand guards but for holding embroidery needles

Why would I want a runner’s high when I can get regular high

Is an oyster a taco?

Habakkuk? more like have-a-cuck *teleports into the hotel cuck chair*

Why should I care if China has my data. They're all the way over there. I'm more worried about America having my data, which is where I am like every day

I'm convinced that "speaking in tongues" came about from people stumbling over their words when praying too fast, and then they just rolled with it and claimed it was an angelic language.

husband, gaming: if you're going to be a man, at least be a furry me: hello?? husband: I don't care about men, at least furries are cool

who up fisting their bro to connect on a chakra level

the trans agenda is literally just trans people asking to keep the rights trans people had without much issue until a few years ago, when Republicans started trying to take them away and a frightening amount of Democrats decided some of that was reasonable

who up eating carpet because of God's holiness

i love to think with my brain

there are so many pretty girls it's almost overstimulating sometimes

boss: do you like beer? me: I can't drink boss: wait are you under 21?? me: no I'm 29 me: it makes my tummy hurt

who up distinguishing their nuts

she pull on my sticky piston til I nothing

am I wrong to have thought that handshakes are supposed to entail actual shaking? everyone I've met in recent years who's initiated a handshake just kinda slides their hand in and out of mine, even as I make an active effort to at least grip theirs (even tho I don't like handshakes to being with!)

matcha tastes the way fish food smells, which is great because I've always wanted to try fish food

big fan of artists drawing the elbow with a little swirl

who up retreating into their private quarters

who up dipping their toe into bottomless depths

are you telling me this scallion can rap

who up exposing their diluvial sediments

considering that I first heard about kalshi via an ad in a mobile game where it advertised the ability to bet on measles outbreaks, it wasn't at all surprising when these sickos started betting on literal wars

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

only in America can you hear a pastor sincerely compare the vastness of God's knowledge to Red Robin's bottomless fries

she boing on my yoing til I awooga

I hate war. I hate murder. I hate when my government murders other people in my name. I hate when my government prepares to round up young men in my country to go murder people in another country. Again, it’s wrong. It’s immoral. It shouldn’t be happening. No excuses.

When you drop a bomb on civilians, I think that’s murder. I don’t really care for any justifications. They’re people. The enormity of the loss is devastating and it’s easier for some people to look away. But for other people, that’s their family. Their children. It’s just sickening and so wrong.

When people start coughing dramatically in public when you're wearing a mask and it's like "are you really sick or are you a sicko"...

the little gay who jumped

mpreg in the bible confirmed

she glow on my milk til I wood

what is a crab but a meaty peanut?

who up selecting an anomaly type on the checklist

Bugs don’t pay rent I wish I was a bugs

who up simmering their cream

it is so wild that queer people are the ones who get accused of being obsessed with sex, because I just heard a pastor recommend from the pulpit that a wife should lead her husband to the bedroom by holding his dick instead of his hand

listened to a sermon today about the importance of wisdom during which the pastor recommended using chatgpt

thinking about the time I made six pound cakes in two weeks all because of an anime about books

alvin and the chipmunks is nightcore

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.