who up retreating into their private quarters

who up dipping their toe into bottomless depths

are you telling me this scallion can rap

who up exposing their diluvial sediments

considering that I first heard about kalshi via an ad in a mobile game where it advertised the ability to bet on measles outbreaks, it wasn't at all surprising when these sickos started betting on literal wars

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

only in America can you hear a pastor sincerely compare the vastness of God's knowledge to Red Robin's bottomless fries

she boing on my yoing til I awooga

I hate war. I hate murder. I hate when my government murders other people in my name. I hate when my government prepares to round up young men in my country to go murder people in another country. Again, it’s wrong. It’s immoral. It shouldn’t be happening. No excuses.

When you drop a bomb on civilians, I think that’s murder. I don’t really care for any justifications. They’re people. The enormity of the loss is devastating and it’s easier for some people to look away. But for other people, that’s their family. Their children. It’s just sickening and so wrong.

When people start coughing dramatically in public when you're wearing a mask and it's like "are you really sick or are you a sicko"...

the little gay who jumped

mpreg in the bible confirmed

she glow on my milk til I wood

what is a crab but a meaty peanut?

who up selecting an anomaly type on the checklist

Bugs don’t pay rent I wish I was a bugs

who up simmering their cream

it is so wild that queer people are the ones who get accused of being obsessed with sex, because I just heard a pastor recommend from the pulpit that a wife should lead her husband to the bedroom by holding his dick instead of his hand

listened to a sermon today about the importance of wisdom during which the pastor recommended using chatgpt

thinking about the time I made six pound cakes in two weeks all because of an anime about books

alvin and the chipmunks is nightcore

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

she munk on my fruit til I extract

just heard a pastor say that having pronouns is ageist

who up creating artwork that is repugnant to the lord

who up being dominated by the flesh

video games are legit just so goated

shout out to my doctor for, when asked a question about vaccines, proudly turning around her name tag to show a sticker that said "vaccine queen"

who up surrendering to false wisdom

who up leveling up their magikarp

plot points from Animorphs? in Markiplier's Iron Lung? it's more likely than you think

just started my period, happy iron lung weekend I guess

they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them

My only trigun stargaze review: milly should be bigger

my husband, to the tune of In the End by Linkin Park: 🎶I cum so hard and jizz so fast, and in the end, my partner didn't climax🎶

everyone who complains about they/them pronouns not making sense should be forced to play Danganronpa

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

I like libraries

transgender for everyone this new year

she hum on my bug til I scrooge

Poseidon's Kiss: America's Bidet

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Erika Kirk has Kenneth Copeland vibes. That intense, unblinking blue-eyed stare. A smile that never quite reaches their eyes. A voice like an evangelical parent who's about to "discipline" their kid.

solidarity with trans people and death to fascism

do you think ilkka villi knows about the zootopia abortion comic

you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea

i have one of the insufferable illnesses known to man and its "when i see or hear a phrase that mildly references something im interested in i shout the name of that thing out like it's the last piece of sanity im clinging to"