alvin and the chipmunks is nightcore

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

she munk on my fruit til I extract

just heard a pastor say that having pronouns is ageist

who up creating artwork that is repugnant to the lord

who up being dominated by the flesh

video games are legit just so goated

shout out to my doctor for, when asked a question about vaccines, proudly turning around her name tag to show a sticker that said "vaccine queen"

who up surrendering to false wisdom

who up leveling up their magikarp

plot points from Animorphs? in Markiplier's Iron Lung? it's more likely than you think

just started my period, happy iron lung weekend I guess

they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them

My only trigun stargaze review: milly should be bigger

my husband, to the tune of In the End by Linkin Park: 🎶I cum so hard and jizz so fast, and in the end, my partner didn't climax🎶

everyone who complains about they/them pronouns not making sense should be forced to play Danganronpa

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

I like libraries

transgender for everyone this new year

she hum on my bug til I scrooge

Poseidon's Kiss: America's Bidet

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Erika Kirk has Kenneth Copeland vibes. That intense, unblinking blue-eyed stare. A smile that never quite reaches their eyes. A voice like an evangelical parent who's about to "discipline" their kid.

solidarity with trans people and death to fascism

do you think ilkka villi knows about the zootopia abortion comic

you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea

i have one of the insufferable illnesses known to man and its "when i see or hear a phrase that mildly references something im interested in i shout the name of that thing out like it's the last piece of sanity im clinging to"

fuck Francine Rivers

You never want to hit someone with the nuclear "As stated previously" in an email but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

bye bye piece of Chex mix that fell in the couch you live there now foreva

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

the outer worlds games truly understand what I want in a game: stealing anything I can get my filthy little hands on whether I need it or not, and making friends and forcing them to all live in a big house with me :)

who up installing their orbs

IT guy: is your computer always this slow? me: yeah that's normal IT guy: *quietly* no it's not

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

who up tresing their leche

shoutout to exhausted and disheveled women. i love you exhausted and disheveled women

me: I miss you my friend of ten years: I miss you too! me: omg he misses me too??? 🥹

she honk on my shoo until i mimimi

Long live Yaoi

I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power

The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us

good morning i hope everyone’s ween is sufficiently hallowed today 🎃

who up dowsing their rod

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

I thought someone was using the bush outside my office as a drug drop, but it was just a pack of frozen chicken breasts 🐣

Can my body tolerate eating mushrooms? Not really. Do I care? Not really.

there are so many shapes of boy

My newest pet peeve is when a podcast host searches something online, reads the result, adds "but that's from the AI summary, so maybe it's not true," and then leaves it there. You've said nothing. You've contributed nothing. Just scroll down! Go to Wikipedia!