they should build the star wars bacta tank. it doesnt even matter if it works i just want to float in a warm goo tube for a few hours

shoutout to the dumpies in the trees

always good to know that people would rather have their kids die of preventable diseases than end up like me :)

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

happy tenth birthday, Undertale thank you for transing my gender

reading dragon smut for research and friendship

We are so lucky to live at a point in history where vaccines exist. They rule and I love getting them

from a wee lad to a piss man

who up abandoning their ancient girds

who up blocking their betas

doctor mentioned mind melding and checked if I knew the reference since I'm young. I laughed and said it's from star trek, but little did he know, I learned everything I know about star trek from animorphs

who up unlocking the mysteries of their autism

the pie is my cervix

who up deactivating their testes

who up crucifying their boy

conversion therapy? in my darling in the franxx? it's more likely than you think

i don't even want to see screenshots of chatgpt or whatever being bad at things, stop voluntarily using it for anythingggg you are just a number in their proof-of-use argument

The raw milk people are hilarious. All you have to do is meet one (1) cow and smell the situation in which they are producing that rawness and you will pasteurize everything you own for a week

who up going ghost

who up repenting on the toilet

bisexual boss has a furry niece, let's gooooooo

2008? isn't that when Obama came out?

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so surreal to be she/her'ed by the same person who keeps they/them'ing a trans woman. like buddy, just switch them around. I'm even wearing a pin to help remind you!

I can’t stop thinking about how the Access Hollywood tape came out before the election even happened, yet suddenly we have people concerned that the President might have lied about being a sexual predator who were totally fine with it when he told the truth about being a sexual predator very grim

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do you ever stare at the ceiling and think about how the worldwide scientific establishment did the impossible and created a COVID vaccine in under a year and the response of the general public has been to go on an unstoppable rampage to destroy science and scientists

So strange to think that just five years ago, my BIL cried and hugged me and told me how proud he was of me for advocating for marginalized people, but now, as of this Sunday, he's preaching that that same advocacy makes me a "forerunner of the antichrist."

i think it's bullshit that even when you're fully aware that you're mentally ill, the mental illness still works on you. umm excuse me i should be immune to this by now

lost my carginity to my friends mailbox lol

shout out to the safeway employee who exclaimed "your hair is so fun!" and then immediately apologized. I hope you heard me say thank you 💙

football is just like golf

gonna miss my temporary doctor, who genders me correctly and also despises rfk jr and uhc

shout out to the two men and two young girls I just saw walking together who were all wearing furry tails

I'm playing Omori again and wondered what conditions are best for growing basil, and sure enough, it doesn't do well without sunlight, just like how Basil doesn't do well without Sunny 🥲

not a puppyboy or a puppygirl, but a secret more complex thing (enby on the floor literally biting my husband's ankles because I'm antsy)

whoever invented weed was cooking so hard

who up sounding like a slowed down version of Mr Krabs' laugh when they cum (it's my neighbor)

shout out to the 2-inch long hair growing between my titties

Fascism is evil. Fascism is scary. Fascism is awful. But goddamn it is also so fucking whiny and intellectually vapid and incredibly annoying.

Spotted in Bellingham, WA. @bombsfall.bsky.social

watching once upon a time for the first time since I was a kid..... everyone is so hornt

they need to make high-waisted shorts and pants that don't touch your tummy

First day post-pride month and I've already taken psychic damage from hearing a man refer to transgender existence as "abortion 2.0"

need a farmer to debloat me the way they do cows

booty shorts that say "Arby's: We Have the Meats" across the butt

who up satisfying their creature

who up rotating their hand crank

homophobic people leave wine at my job site and then I drink the wine and become more gay, happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

Freddy Fazbear gay confirmed