Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/

This short film is, in my opinion, a masterpiece. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread) 1. Pat Bagley

The Department of Justice investigated Louisville policing and in a 50-page report found systemic racism and abuses, without even mentioning the FOP. Now, the resulting consent decree has been abandoned by Pam Bondi’s DOJ. The investigation and report buried, like Breonna herself.

Sigh. Once again, if you are warning us about fascism while posting on Substack you’re asking us to do work YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 WILLING 👏 TO 👏 DO.

Translating my reactions to texts: 👍= I did not read your text 😂= Your text was a failed attempt at humor ‼️= seems bad, but not my problem ❤️= I missed hitting the 👍

Today in "Don't Trust AI to Tell You Facts": How several different "AI" programs messed up the simple fact of to whom I dedicated a book, and what that means for how much you should trust "AI" to tell you the truth about things (spoiler: not much at all): whatever.scalzi.com/2025/12/13/a...

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.

Look on the bright side - it's a DORK TOWER THURSDAY! Contemplative new strip up now, at the Mothership: www.dorktower.com/2025/11/19/1... Repost, Reblog/Re-whatevs/Repeat, please and thank you!

40th anniversary of Calvin & Hobbes? Still think about this May 2020 piece from @chuckwendig.bsky.social (with art use approved by Bill Watterson, which is always nice). www.polygon.com/comics/2020/...

Adam Zyglis, Buffalo News

Goon a movie “The Goons of Navarone”

Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

I wrote about Nazism in a small Michigan town, and in a large North American country; about the uses of and limits of shame; and on the importance of holding shared standards. www.the-reframe.com/the-death-of...

Watch RFK JR run to get his car to throw this guy in the trunk

They should make him pick the sandwich out of a line up.

The essays of @juliusgoat.bsky.social leave me with mixed emotions. They expose the atrocities happening in our nation - our home. They can make me sad, enraged, or a step away from hopelessnes, but he keeps me from giving up. “…wherever we stand, the line will not be redrawn, but held.”

The legends tell of a third Duran...

It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Mrsa

“It’s impossible to fathom the soullessness.” A. R. Moxon - @juliusgoat.bsky.social

By now, I am sure that at least some of you are wondering, "What the fuck?"

Louisville

When all the hamburger has finally been helped…

If you aren't already buckled up, buckle up

On the topic of “our” duty to persuade abusers, a tale: —— THE FINGER-TAKER’S SON Whenever the king became displeased with one of his subjects, he would send out his soldiers, and before long the offender would find themselves in the basement of the king’s finger-taker.

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary How about a woke franchise Gary Gary’s Gary 3 Gary Resurrection Gary: Covenant Gary: Romulus

The thing about Robert E Lee is he should have been executed in front of the gutted husk of a torched Virginia plantation mansion, and that should have been his official portrait, and we should have put it on our money.

Completely agree with the premise, but also reminds me of this video, which is basically every single person supporting the current regime. youtu.be/y7rzIwrEqpw

Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political. Two genders - male, and political. Two religions - Christian, and political. Two races - white, and political.

Huh. That’s odd. I just read in the @kentuckylantern.com that Comer doesn’t want this in his home state. I guess Louisville is not “woke” enough for military takeover. bsky.app/profile/kent...

Republicans are such fucking trash.

"Thank you for calling. Please listen closely, because our options have recently changed. If you're too sexy for your shirt, press 1. If you're too sexy for Milan, New York or Japan, press 2. If you're so sexy it hurts, please hang up and seek medical attention."

Home gym equipment considerations: 1. price 2. construction 3. ability to act as a clothesline

Eraserhead? I hardly *know* her head.

These motherfuckers and their stupid motherfucking baseball hats

It's was then that I realized: Fuck.

No fucking truth and reconciliation commissions for all these monsters. Trials and sentences, carried out as soon as possible.

It's a late-in-the-day DORK TOWER FRIDAY! Distracted need strip up now, at the Mothership! www.dorktower.com/2025/06/27/1... Repost/Reblog/Repeat, thanks so much!

Do you think in a parallel universe they just call it parking?

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

If you ban Calvin and Hobbes you’re a straight up fascist son of a bitch and that’s that

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

these dumbasses can never name a "centrist" position "climate change happens sometimes" "women should only occasionally have the right to abortion" "LGBTQ people can exist but not ever have fun"