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The Jetsons lied to us

🫧 Smoke trapped in a bubble on water: surface tension, soap film physics and fluid mechanics in action

Takes one to know one.

We can all agree that I'd look fantastic on a £5 note

Starmer's attempt to play both sides has failed. He tried to look tough on Trump, but failed to condemn the illegal attack. Then he let US bombers pit stop here. He's dragged us into the war, and still managed to damage our reputation with the USA in the process.

This is Peter Davison telling you Doctor Who - Warriors of the Deep special edition is a massive improvement. He is right but I am now left wondering if it is too similar to Resurrection of the Daleks. It's a Remembrance of the Daleks / Silver Nemesis discussion again! #doctorwho

Girlfriend and I are planning a traditional Valentines Day this year. We're going to line up all our enemies against a wall and shoot them.

£240m. With no tender. Palantir. I wrote to Wes Streeting last week demanding answers. Every day without any transparency deepens the scandal. Palantir out.

Perhaps as a compromise, Canada could share naming rights of the bridge. Name it after Trump and the famous Canadian historical figure Isa D'Mentedpaedo.

I once came second in a competition with over 100 entrants and missed out on a cash prize. I am now going to find the guy who won and mug him.

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

The only thing more boring than #thetraitors in The Traitors Uncloaked. Sooty Smith I was wrong. A programme with people talking about a programme about people talking about nothing.

I have to say, in an age of corporate bullshit and doublespeak, I find the honesty of this very refreshing.

They’ll never torture you with the Comfy Chair

When I read this my brain immediately thought it was about ICE agents...

Trump Vs The World. www.youtube.com/watch?v=296-...

"They want to cancel Christmas" latest:

'The War Between the Land and the Sea' (2025) BBC1

The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution. In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:

Jeff Bezos paid $50 million for a wedding. He just got a $16 billion tax break. He just laid off 60,000 people. And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

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Tolkien fought in the Battle of the Somme. He saw the horrors of war, and the moments of bravery and fear within it up close. And after all that. ALL that. He wrote Lord of the Rings. He declared true bravery and masculinity to be love, friendship and humbleness. Musk is everything he hated.

He attacked everything in life with a mixture of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

Actress June Lockhart has passed away at the age of 100. Dr Maureen Robinson in Lost in Space (1965-8) Ruth Martin in Lassie (1957-64) Mariah Ramirez on General Hospital (USA) Dr Janet Craig in Petticoat Junction June Lockhart 1925-2025

Old Soviet joke: Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three? One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

Original versus new. Those new FX shots on #DoctorWho Terror of the Zygons from the new Season 13 Blu-ray in full.

#DoctorWho — 15 Doctors, 15 debut stories. Published by Penguin Books and based on #DavidPelham’s covers from the 1970s. 🧵 1/

It seems pointless to fact check someone saying "curry isn't proper British food like fish and chips", just like it's futile to correct someone saying "there are no pronouns in the Bible". They haven't made a mistake. What they're saying is, "Britain is a white country".

Signs a launderette is in an upper middle-class area...

When I was a kid, the middle aged fans hated McCoy. Younger ones loved him. 35 years later, the kids are middle aged and his era is seen as classic. After watching the final Gatwa ep in my local cinema with 300 people who are way younger than, I realise history will repeat.

This is mind blowing. Tastes of #oreo and #cocacola in the same taste. Madness.

Blimey @dirtyfeed.org . I can't remember the last time this happened. The lack of cheesy music is disappointing 🙂

My art teacher walked with calipers because of childhood polio An elderly gentleman, paralysed from the chest down, used to propel himself along the road in an enormous bathchair. We who grew up with this knew why we took vaccines, and gave them to our kids: Vaccines cause adulthood #VaccinesWork

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Maybe not in the 90s, more so now...

Dutch late night TV has its take

Well, managing to have your party fall to pieces before you've even decided what to call it must set a record for incompetence even by Corbyn standards... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Perfect for #caturday

My, my, my. How the tone has changed.

I see sellers of cheap, high-strength Polish lager are doing a cracking trade in London today... Bit unpleasant to see the cans getting thrown around but at least we can be sure they're empty.

Really makes you think.

The Somebody Else's Problem field is much simpler and more effective, and what's more can be run for over a hundred years on a single torch battery. This is because it relies on people's natural disposition not to see anything they don't want to, weren't expecting, or can't explain.

I think the creepiness of season 18 gets forgotten in discussion of the high scientific concepts and social entropy, the Marshmen, Melkur, Tharils, etc, all lurk in the shadows until their true moral meaning is revealed nodding to classic English ghost stories. RIP. #doctorwho

1989. So tell me again how it started on “October 7th”