“Just give grace. People are exhausted by life right now.”

I got to see Kumail Nanjiani several years ago at a comedy club and I laughed my head off. This special is going to be amazing.

The majority of the UN walked out of the General Assembly hall as Netanyahu, representing Israel, tried to brag about his criminal actions in Gaza and the region, loud booing ensued leaving Netanyahu visibly shaking in anger.

The Epstein Files cause Autism. That's why they can't be released, America.

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There have always been trans people. There will always be trans people. The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically. Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history. Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍

The last of three glorious days of High Plains Comedy Festival (www.highplainscomedyfestival.com/schedule) in Denver, Colorado starts at 4:00 this afternoon. It has already been an amazing festival.

If you are in Denver, Colorado this weekend I cannot recommend enough getting yourself tickets to some shows as part of the High Plains Comedy Festival. There are so many incredibly funny people on every show. www.highplainscomedyfestival.com/schedule

I’m getting a long overdue pedicure today. It isn’t necessarily a smart financial decision but I decided I’m doing it anyway.

I just don’t know about this world, or life, any longer.

I used to spend $50/week for groceries. Then I saw it go up to $80/week. Yesterday I spent $107. I get almost the exact same groceries every time. Ramen becomes more tempting every week. If only I could learn to stop eating.

How I begin every morning

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🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did. 🚨🚨🚨

Amen!

EVERY FUCKING MEDIA OUTLET SHOULD BE BLASTING THIS AT FULL VOLUME

I'm gonna lose my mind if they reveal aliens are real and it's your typical grey alien. Whatchu mean we guessed exactly right on the first try?

This bit was taken down for violating “community standards.” Not sure if it offended a Hitler fan or if the reference to his suicide triggered someone (see what I did there?), but if you like jokes about Hitler and suicide, I hope you’ll give me a follow! #standupcomedy #vegandeserts #moms

With all that’s happening with the government I’ve been wondering if I’ll even feel safe getting my booster in October. Maybe I won’t even have an opportunity. We are so screwed as a country. I’m glad that I bought so many masks. I’ll just keep wearing them forever I guess.

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"What's the point? In the end we just get burned up." --existential bread

Tony Camin is hilarious!

Fixed that Cracker Barrel logo…

a better plan than i’ve heard from others

Apparently James Dobson, the founder of the right wing organization Focus on the Family died. Finally some good news in this country!

One can believe all of the following: 1. It is good that Gavin Newsom is punching back at Trump instead of caving 2. It is bad that Gavin Newsom hates trans people and homeless people 3. It would be bad for Gavin Newsom to be the nominee in 2028 4. It is good to discuss this now while we have time

I’m beginning to wonder if the government is driving up prices so that eventually we all starve to death in order to get us to comply.

At least it’s a dry heat. Like an oven.

Vote for Josh!

This is a superb speech by @governor.ca.gov just now. Clear. Strong. Simple. Direct. Angry—in a way that appeals to the best in people, not the worst. Seven plus minutes of the most effective rhetoric in response to Trump. This is how you want a leader to talk. www.youtube.com/watch?v=linJ...

Heres a thought that just popped in my head: Is the U.S. headed toward its own Tiananmen Square moment? #tiananmensquaremassacre

Josh Gondelman is a hilarious and wonderful human being. I can’t wait to watch this.

I'm sorry but you shouldn't be allowed to crowd fund cremation services, you should have to urn it.

#Denver, I'm starting a gallery/diy space in the Historic westminster arts district and we are officially looking for artists for our first show! If you or someone you know wants to showcase, check out our application in the post below!

Colleagues, the autism registry doesn’t exist without our participation Repeat after me: fuck you, make me If you care about Autistic people “Fuck you, make me.”

Here is a thought I just had: dry heaves are never fun but I just realized an advantage. If you only have the dry heaves, you won’t get as easily dehydrated as you do when you throw up liquid. I also realize that it’s something only I would say because I’m so obsessed with not getting dehydrated.

Cricket players are total freaks. And they're not even trying to hide it

I turned 65 in January of this year. I was laid off from my job of exactly 20 years last week. The biggest blow for me was the loss of my health insurance. I have heart disease and diabetes and depend on life saving medication that I cannot afford without insurance.

I’m watching The Gorge on Apple TV and a line in the movie that made me rewind to make sure I heard it correctly. “Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.” Thats a very interesting thought.

This special is beyond great! @danagould.bsky.social is hilarious and a really nice human being.

Between the news lately and Easter falling on 4/20 this year, we should probably be on the lookout for zombie Hitler rising from the grave.

The folks at #rhinorecords announced a vinyl box set by @richardpryor.bsky.social today. It picks up after our three #LP reissues on colored #vinyl (images below). You can pick them up from us now, then hit Rhino! Link below.

I’m 65. I was laid off from my job on Monday. My official start date there was April 20th, 2005. My official end date is this Friday, April 18, 2025. So, at exactly 20 years my life, I mean my job is over. Interesting timing there, universe.

#denver We are back tonight! All are welcome, the line up will be anything but cismen. See you soon!😘 www.creepatoriumdenver.com/event-detail...

#Denver artists, my non profit has put together our first workshop for April 5th at the amythink library! I will show you all my secrets on how to create vibrant illustrations in procreate!! (Don't live in Denver? Like this anyway to show moral support!) Rsvp: www.eventbrite.com/e/intro-to-p...

I cannot wait to watch this. Adam Cayton-Holland is hilarious!

Andrew is an amazing writer. This book is so good.

This is just a friendly reminder from the Colorado History Museum that it wasn't too long ago this sign wasn't uncommon to find, and we are heading in this direction again.