🗽 NYC! Manhattan! I’m recording my next comedy special as an Audible Original at Audible's @audibletheater Minetta Lane Theatre! Please stop by. 🎟️  Get Tickets and More Info -> www.ticketmaster.com/maria-bamfor...

TUESDAY 9 AM SHOW AT OUTSIDE IN THEATRE! Doing my hour and providing DONUTS 5317 York Blvd, 90042 and pay what you can or suggested $25 donation to The OUTSIDE IN- a non-profit venue in the Highland Park area!

tomorrow! Tuesday 9 am in 90042! Donut show! Free donuts and no one turned away for lack of $!http://outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/free_donut_tuesdays_w_maria_bamford/183150

🌃 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA 🌃 Come have a laugh with me, May 14th, 15th, and 16th at Mic Drop Comedy! 🎟️ Tickets at www.micdropcomedysandiego.com/events/129130

My favorite local bookstore pushed out by doubled rent in 90041! Help! laist.com/news/housing...

🐻  IRVINE, CALIFORNIA 🐻 See me LIVE at Irvine Improv on May 13th! Let’s have a nice, slightly unhinged time.🐿️ 😆  Get info and tickets at www.ticketweb.com/event/maria-...

Please sign this to save my local used bookstore! Thank you! Read Books of eagle Rock! actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...

💥 SOLD OUT ⭐  LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA ⭐ ✨ NEVER MISS A SHOW! Join my newsletter at MariaBamfordComedy.com

@amachnicki.bsky.social YOU GOT IT!! Thank you so much!!

Anybody have time at 3 pm est to listen to 50 min of standup over zoom? i will send you a t-shirt in exchange for your efforts! TMB: ”I am avails TODAY at 3 PM EST to Zoom-listen to Maria!”

My favorite local bookstore pushed out by doubled rent in 90041! Help! laist.com/news/housing...

Highly recommend Maria Bamford's "Sure, I'll Join Your Cult: A Memoir of Mental Illness and the Quest to Belong Anywhere" @mariabamford.bsky.social

‼️ EDMONTON, ALBERTA ‼️ Grab a ticket to my show at the Horowitz Theatre for September 27th before it's too late! EDMONTON IS ON MY VISION BOARD! 🎉  Get info and tickets at www.showpass.com/maria-bamfor...

The birds🦆 , the bees🐝 , and the bible🙏! From my web series- Ask My Mom! ⭐ Watch the full episodes at mariabamford.com/web-series

🎬 Big chuffs to The Wrap for covering "Paralyzed by Hope: The Maria Bamford Story." Call your reps 5calls.org 📖 Read more at www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

Hello! I’m in England! Anyone have time to Listen f2f over zoom to a rehearsal of jokes one-on-one? TMB “I’m available right now to zoom for a hour!” You will receive a Tshirt for your efforts! 11:30 PM (now) London time- (US 3:30 pm pst, 6:30 pm est)

Hello! I’m in England! Anyone have time to Listen f2f over zoom to a rehearsal of jokes one-on-one? You will receive a Tshirt for your efforts! 10:30 am London time- (US 2:30 am pst, 5:30 am est)

🐿️ Hey squirrels, am I coming to your city? See me live! ‼️ Info and tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

🚨 NEW TOUR DATES ALERT! I’m coming to a city near you, presale starts now! ✨Use code MARIA to grab your tickets early before the raccoons get them🦝 ♥️ mariabamford.com/tourdates

9 am tomorrow at @outsideintheatre at York and 55! $25 and all goes to theater but no one turned away! Everybody in! FREE DONUTS.

Hey @mariabamford.bsky.social I'm doing drawings to help out Minnesota. I'm from Saint Paul and everyone says we're boring, but I think I'm cool. Mind sharing this?

Take a break from reality with my podcast, My Sister’s A Therapist, where we talk to the amazing @mariabamford.bsky.social about toxic friendship, LA, and pugs! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

@mariabamford.bsky.social pop in for the wfmn.org - should have been taking these pictures the whole show but was counting cash from the people! $2914! @lizzwinstead.bsky.social @bethstellibg @anylaurie16.bsky.social @skylerhigley.bsky.social and @dhaya

See you soon!

🎉 So gratitudinal to be featured in Daily Beast's Obsessed! Mom and Dad would be pumped. Also, contact your reps at 5 Calls 📖 Read the full article at www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/how...

Thank you to Judd Apatow and Neil Berkeley. They discussed at a Sundance Film Festival Q&A the challenge of making the documentary and their commitment to stand-up comedy. I'm so grateful to them and all their incredibly diverse and joyous efforts to celebrate comedy and comedians.

‼️ BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS ‼️ I'll be performing at The Wilbur on September 12th at 7 PM! ♥️  🎟️ Get info and tickets -> thewilbur.com/event/maria-...

🎬 THANK YOU Sundance Film Festival! What an incredible time seeing Paralyzed by Hope on the big screen. (Please call your reps 5 Calls and give monthly to your local immigrant defense funds/mutual aid if you can) 🍿 Special Thanks - Judd Apatow & Neil Berkeley 🎥 Video @MelanieVesey.bsky.social

🔔 Providence, RI 🔔 Join me at the Uptown Theater on September 13, 2026! 🎟️ Get info and tickets www.uptownpvd.com/events/maria...

Join me at Los Angeles - Free America Walkout action.womensmarch.com/events/los-a...

Saw this tonight - recommend! It’s running for one more week. Thank you @mariabamford.bsky.social for posting about it here, that’s how I learned of it 💜

Tuesday! 9 am! Free donuts! outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/Free_D...

A child 🤝 a bottle of Tums 🤝 and a dream ‼️ Sign up for my newsletter to see when I'll be in your city! 🐿️ For more info, visit MariaBamfordComedy.com

#FBF with my big sister Sarah ♥️  We're excited to be going to Sundance.

@neo-rey.bsky.social I’m here!

Today! I need to rehearse! Are you available? 4 pm in 90042 would anyone want to meet with me one-on-one to listen to 45 min of standup In exchange for $25 worth of coffee shop items? That is my final offer. TMB here :)

Haha! It’s me- I just wanted to do one show! The UK (nor Europe) is not at fault.

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LONDON, UK FRIDAY FEB 20 ONE SHOW AT @sohotheatre ! TICKETS GOING SPEEDILY! My sister will be there in the crowd as we are coming for a real VISIT to see theatres, museums and eat crumpii.

😅 New year resolution: stop fighting with my body like it’s a raccoon in the attic! ✨ From my web series, Ave Maria! 🦝 Watch full episodes at mariabamford.com/web-series

LONDON FEB 20th!! 1 show!! sohotheatre.com/events/maria...

✨ Nothing cures costume anxiety like a good laugh! ‼️ Sign up for my newsletter to see when I'll be in your city! 🐿️ For more info, visit MariaBamfordComedy.com and scroll to the bottom to sign up❗️

‼️ LONDON, UK‼️ Fellow crumpet and cream enthusiasts, I'll be performing LIVE at the Soho Theatre on February 20th! 🌭  🎟️ Get info and tickets at sohotheatre.com/events/maria...

‼️ New trio coming to your city! Maria, @jackiekashian.bsky.social and The Tree!! 🎄

Coming to Sundance! Paralyzed by Hope - The Maria Bamford Story.

📍 Feast your eyes: a fresh batch of cities where I’ll be yelling jokes at strangers! ✨ Check for your city & grab your tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

🚨 NEW TOUR DATES ALERT! 🚨 I’m coming to a city near you, presale starts now! ✨Use code MARIA to grab your tickets early before the raccoons get them🦝 🎟️ Get tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

INDIANAPOLIS! early christmas gift! Hahaha! This Friday/Sat/Sun! Tickets still available! @heliumcomedyind.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social to open!! indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/events/115497 If you don’t have $, email me at [email protected] and I’ll try to get you in!