9 am tomorrow at @outsideintheatre at York and 55! $25 and all goes to theater but no one turned away! Everybody in! FREE DONUTS.

Hey @mariabamford.bsky.social I'm doing drawings to help out Minnesota. I'm from Saint Paul and everyone says we're boring, but I think I'm cool. Mind sharing this?

Take a break from reality with my podcast, My Sister’s A Therapist, where we talk to the amazing @mariabamford.bsky.social about toxic friendship, LA, and pugs! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

@mariabamford.bsky.social pop in for the wfmn.org - should have been taking these pictures the whole show but was counting cash from the people! $2914! @lizzwinstead.bsky.social @bethstellibg @anylaurie16.bsky.social @skylerhigley.bsky.social and @dhaya

See you soon!

🎉 So gratitudinal to be featured in Daily Beast's Obsessed! Mom and Dad would be pumped. Also, contact your reps at 5 Calls 📖 Read the full article at www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/how...

Thank you to Judd Apatow and Neil Berkeley. They discussed at a Sundance Film Festival Q&A the challenge of making the documentary and their commitment to stand-up comedy. I'm so grateful to them and all their incredibly diverse and joyous efforts to celebrate comedy and comedians.

‼️ BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS ‼️ I'll be performing at The Wilbur on September 12th at 7 PM! ♥️  🎟️ Get info and tickets -> thewilbur.com/event/maria-...

🎬 THANK YOU Sundance Film Festival! What an incredible time seeing Paralyzed by Hope on the big screen. (Please call your reps 5 Calls and give monthly to your local immigrant defense funds/mutual aid if you can) 🍿 Special Thanks - Judd Apatow & Neil Berkeley 🎥 Video @MelanieVesey.bsky.social

🔔 Providence, RI 🔔 Join me at the Uptown Theater on September 13, 2026! 🎟️ Get info and tickets www.uptownpvd.com/events/maria...

Join me at Los Angeles - Free America Walkout action.womensmarch.com/events/los-a...

Saw this tonight - recommend! It’s running for one more week. Thank you @mariabamford.bsky.social for posting about it here, that’s how I learned of it 💜

Tuesday! 9 am! Free donuts! outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/Free_D...

A child 🤝 a bottle of Tums 🤝 and a dream ‼️ Sign up for my newsletter to see when I'll be in your city! 🐿️ For more info, visit MariaBamfordComedy.com

#FBF with my big sister Sarah ♥️  We're excited to be going to Sundance.

@neo-rey.bsky.social I’m here!

Today! I need to rehearse! Are you available? 4 pm in 90042 would anyone want to meet with me one-on-one to listen to 45 min of standup In exchange for $25 worth of coffee shop items? That is my final offer. TMB here :)

Haha! It’s me- I just wanted to do one show! The UK (nor Europe) is not at fault.

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LONDON, UK FRIDAY FEB 20 ONE SHOW AT @sohotheatre ! TICKETS GOING SPEEDILY! My sister will be there in the crowd as we are coming for a real VISIT to see theatres, museums and eat crumpii.

😅 New year resolution: stop fighting with my body like it’s a raccoon in the attic! ✨ From my web series, Ave Maria! 🦝 Watch full episodes at mariabamford.com/web-series

LONDON FEB 20th!! 1 show!! sohotheatre.com/events/maria...

✨ Nothing cures costume anxiety like a good laugh! ‼️ Sign up for my newsletter to see when I'll be in your city! 🐿️ For more info, visit MariaBamfordComedy.com and scroll to the bottom to sign up❗️

‼️ LONDON, UK‼️ Fellow crumpet and cream enthusiasts, I'll be performing LIVE at the Soho Theatre on February 20th! 🌭  🎟️ Get info and tickets at sohotheatre.com/events/maria...

‼️ New trio coming to your city! Maria, @jackiekashian.bsky.social and The Tree!! 🎄

Coming to Sundance! Paralyzed by Hope - The Maria Bamford Story.

📍 Feast your eyes: a fresh batch of cities where I’ll be yelling jokes at strangers! ✨ Check for your city & grab your tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

🚨 NEW TOUR DATES ALERT! 🚨 I’m coming to a city near you, presale starts now! ✨Use code MARIA to grab your tickets early before the raccoons get them🦝 🎟️ Get tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

INDIANAPOLIS! early christmas gift! Hahaha! This Friday/Sat/Sun! Tickets still available! @heliumcomedyind.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social to open!! indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/events/115497 If you don’t have $, email me at [email protected] and I’ll try to get you in!

😜 PEAK A BOO! 💫 Want to watch more of my standup, or see me live? 😜 Visit MariaBamfordComedy.com

Comedy film event of the month, MICRO BUDGET Los Angeles premiere at Dynasty Typewriter Nov 24 with cast Q&A including @mariabamford.bsky.social Chris Parnell, Jon Gabrus, Mike Mitchell, Kate Flannery & many more. Tickets: www.squadup.com/events/micro...

omg judd apatow is making a @mariabamford.bsky.social documentary??! youtu.be/dAzzr8hwT8g?...

CASPER, WYOMING! November 20th! SO MANY TICKETS! It might just be me and you. mariabamford.com/tourdates/20... C

🚨 Heads up, friends, the Bend, Oregon show has been moved to November 9th! Tickets from Oct 24th are still good‼️ Thank you for your patience and flexibility! 💛 Get info and tickets at www.towertheatre.org/event/maria-...

@mariabamford.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social I bought these tix as a birthday present for my wife but we both got sick last week and don’t want to interrupt your show with coughing or spread RSV. Theater won’t refund, so can you share to see if anyone wants to buy them from us? Good seats!

Go see Scott Marvel Cassidy’s treasure of a one-man show of still-life oil painting prowess. It’s up for the rest of this month at La Loma Gallery on N Figueroa in Highland Park, 90042. Breathtaking detail of Everyday.

Throwing it way back to peak early 2000s! Watch the full episodes at mariabamford.com/web-series

GO SEE Mr. Scott Marvel Cassidy's GORGEOUS ONE-MAN SHOW OF PAINTINGS, "Maria", at La Loma Gallery on Figueroa in Highland Park this weekend. HE HAS HIT THIS ONE OUT OF THE PARK! These paintings are being sold prior to hanging- so beautiful. www.lalomaprojects.com/scott-marvel...

Still an atheist but THANK YOU, Jesus (and Baron Vaughn), for joining us! Now, go in peace... 💫Watch at MariaBamford.com/web-series

GREAT show at @outsideintheater in Highland Park! Treat yourself. It’s beautiful. One man show about Jean Michel Basquiat for next 3 weeks!

VERMONT! 5 pm show added! www-vermontc

THURSDAY I'm on @jonlovett.bsky.social Lovett or Leave it at @dynastytypwriter with Lindy West and Terry Hatcher! 7:30 PM! www.squadup.com/events/lovet...

WATCH! So good. veeps.com/e/vincecalde...

🍆🏀🍕 🦄 Get more of my specials at MariaBamfordComedy.com/Specials

DALLAS! Tonight 8 PM! Granada Theatre! Plenty of tix! With Jackie Kashian! If no money, LMK at [email protected] and I’ll get you in! www.prekindle.com/event/44358-...

SAN ANTONIO TONIGHT! 7:30 pm! @ lol comedy club! @jackiekashian.bsky.social and myself for your air-conditioned enjoyment! Plenty of tickets available and if no $- email me at [email protected] and I’ll get you in! improvtx.com/sanantonio/c...

GO BUY THIS SPECIAL! Vince Caldera is one of my favorites!! I went to his open mics when he was in high school and now he’s a force! CONGRATS!! so good! veeps.com Vince Caldera - Up & Coming - VEEPS 1:56 PM · Oct 9, 2025

DALLAS! THIS FRIDAY! 8 PM! Jackie and myself are coming! IF YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY, LMK and I'll get you on a list as long as you tell me 2 hours before the show! [email protected] is the email! www.prekindle.com/find-tickets...

HOUSTON! WEDNESDAY! with Jackie Kashian! www.ticketweb.com/event/maria-... If you cannot afford, LMK at [email protected] at least 2 hours before showtime and I'll get you on a list! @ImprovHouston (There will be the two forced drinks) May I suggest the Diet Cola option?