✨ Nothing cures costume anxiety like a good laugh! ‼️ Sign up for my newsletter to see when I'll be in your city! 🐿️ For more info, visit MariaBamfordComedy.com and scroll to the bottom to sign up❗️

‼️ LONDON, UK‼️ Fellow crumpet and cream enthusiasts, I'll be performing LIVE at the Soho Theatre on February 20th! 🌭  🎟️ Get info and tickets at sohotheatre.com/events/maria...

‼️ New trio coming to your city! Maria, @jackiekashian.bsky.social and The Tree!! 🎄

Coming to Sundance! Paralyzed by Hope - The Maria Bamford Story.

📍 Feast your eyes: a fresh batch of cities where I’ll be yelling jokes at strangers! ✨ Check for your city & grab your tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

🚨 NEW TOUR DATES ALERT! 🚨 I’m coming to a city near you, presale starts now! ✨Use code MARIA to grab your tickets early before the raccoons get them🦝 🎟️ Get tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

INDIANAPOLIS! early christmas gift! Hahaha! This Friday/Sat/Sun! Tickets still available! @heliumcomedyind.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social to open!! indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/events/115497 If you don’t have $, email me at [email protected] and I’ll try to get you in!

😜 PEAK A BOO! 💫 Want to watch more of my standup, or see me live? 😜 Visit MariaBamfordComedy.com

Comedy film event of the month, MICRO BUDGET Los Angeles premiere at Dynasty Typewriter Nov 24 with cast Q&A including @mariabamford.bsky.social Chris Parnell, Jon Gabrus, Mike Mitchell, Kate Flannery & many more. Tickets: www.squadup.com/events/micro...

omg judd apatow is making a @mariabamford.bsky.social documentary??! youtu.be/dAzzr8hwT8g?...

CASPER, WYOMING! November 20th! SO MANY TICKETS! It might just be me and you. mariabamford.com/tourdates/20... C

🚨 Heads up, friends, the Bend, Oregon show has been moved to November 9th! Tickets from Oct 24th are still good‼️ Thank you for your patience and flexibility! 💛 Get info and tickets at www.towertheatre.org/event/maria-...

@mariabamford.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social I bought these tix as a birthday present for my wife but we both got sick last week and don’t want to interrupt your show with coughing or spread RSV. Theater won’t refund, so can you share to see if anyone wants to buy them from us? Good seats!

Go see Scott Marvel Cassidy’s treasure of a one-man show of still-life oil painting prowess. It’s up for the rest of this month at La Loma Gallery on N Figueroa in Highland Park, 90042. Breathtaking detail of Everyday.

Throwing it way back to peak early 2000s! Watch the full episodes at mariabamford.com/web-series

GO SEE Mr. Scott Marvel Cassidy's GORGEOUS ONE-MAN SHOW OF PAINTINGS, "Maria", at La Loma Gallery on Figueroa in Highland Park this weekend. HE HAS HIT THIS ONE OUT OF THE PARK! These paintings are being sold prior to hanging- so beautiful. www.lalomaprojects.com/scott-marvel...

Still an atheist but THANK YOU, Jesus (and Baron Vaughn), for joining us! Now, go in peace... 💫Watch at MariaBamford.com/web-series

GREAT show at @outsideintheater in Highland Park! Treat yourself. It’s beautiful. One man show about Jean Michel Basquiat for next 3 weeks!

VERMONT! 5 pm show added! www-vermontc

THURSDAY I'm on @jonlovett.bsky.social Lovett or Leave it at @dynastytypwriter with Lindy West and Terry Hatcher! 7:30 PM! www.squadup.com/events/lovet...

WATCH! So good. veeps.com/e/vincecalde...

🍆🏀🍕 🦄 Get more of my specials at MariaBamfordComedy.com/Specials

DALLAS! Tonight 8 PM! Granada Theatre! Plenty of tix! With Jackie Kashian! If no money, LMK at [email protected] and I’ll get you in! www.prekindle.com/event/44358-...

SAN ANTONIO TONIGHT! 7:30 pm! @ lol comedy club! @jackiekashian.bsky.social and myself for your air-conditioned enjoyment! Plenty of tickets available and if no $- email me at [email protected] and I’ll get you in! improvtx.com/sanantonio/c...

GO BUY THIS SPECIAL! Vince Caldera is one of my favorites!! I went to his open mics when he was in high school and now he’s a force! CONGRATS!! so good! veeps.com Vince Caldera - Up & Coming - VEEPS 1:56 PM · Oct 9, 2025

DALLAS! THIS FRIDAY! 8 PM! Jackie and myself are coming! IF YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY, LMK and I'll get you on a list as long as you tell me 2 hours before the show! [email protected] is the email! www.prekindle.com/find-tickets...

HOUSTON! WEDNESDAY! with Jackie Kashian! www.ticketweb.com/event/maria-... If you cannot afford, LMK at [email protected] at least 2 hours before showtime and I'll get you on a list! @ImprovHouston (There will be the two forced drinks) May I suggest the Diet Cola option?

DULUTH! @perfectduluth @duluthnews @DuluthReader OCTOBER 11th go see the WONDERFUL @toddbarry! I go see him whenever I can as he is one of the GOATs! readertix.com/events/todd-...

LONG ISLAND 7 PM SUNDAY!!! Myself and Jackie Kashian in Port Washington! Plenty of tix available! ci.ovationtix.com/205/pr/12344...

LONG ISLAND 7 PM SUNDAY!!! Myself and Jackie Kashian in Port Washington! Plenty of tix available! ci.ovationtix.com/205/pr/12344...

after years of being just a few seconds too late, I lucked out and got to spend 40 minutes with @mariabamford.bsky.social as she performed comedy in exchange for a t-shirt! she called me a monster after I responded to a question, and I feel so validated. what an unforgettable experience!!

I’m at LAX and have an hour to rehearse bits via zoom! TMB, “I can RIGHT NOW zoom and listen to 40 minute of comedic materials!” In exchange for a T-shirt! Thank you.

4 shows in BROOKLYN SOLD OUT! Guess what is only one hour drive away (30 min by train) on Sunday and has PLENTY of tickets? Show at 7pm in Port Washington, Long Island! This Sunday! ci.ovationtix.com/205/performa...

‼️FT. COLLINS, COLORADO! I'll be seeing you at the The Lincoln Center on November 22nd - we are experiencing fascism, take cared of yourself and others and if no $, email me at [email protected] and if its not sold out, I'll get you in! 😎 🎟️Get tickets at tickets.lctix.com/eventperform...

A decade after opening for @mariabamford.bsky.social and months after getting my cat Claudette Cookie Lion, we got to be on a show together again. And I gave Maria a CCL button. 📸 Darin Kamnetz Buttons by Brooke Jessica Morgan

‼️NEW Dates added! Come laugh with me on tour 😘 We are under a fascist regime. Let's party. If you cannot afford tickets, email me at [email protected] and I'll get you in if it's not sold out. 🎟 All dates, locations and ticket links at mariabamford.com/tourdates

today I drew Maron talking to @mariabamford.bsky.social

Always a treat when America's Finest Comic comes to the Centennial State to make us laff and forget our troubles for a nite in this crumbling empire.

❗️BOULDER, COLORADO❗️ Can't wait to see you at the Boulder Theater on November 21st! We are under fascism - if you can't afford; email me at [email protected] and i'll get you in. 🎟️Get tickets and more info at www.axs.com/events/97124...

tomorrow 9 am for the last time in 2025! (as far as i have planned)!

This is a hilarious pic. Woof!

tuesday 9 am in 90042 highland park! the current hour! free donuts! outsideintheatre.org/tickets/

💅 💄 💋 🐌 🍬 💌 🎀 #BeautyInfluencer

‼️ SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS! I love you. Come back with me to California in my Jansport. I'll see you on October 9th at the Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club! 🤠 🎟️Get tickets and info at www.ticketweb.com/event/maria-...

#TBT to my appearance on Tim and Eric on @adultswimcentral.com 🐱 #bigbreak

Happy 55th to national treasure @mariabamford.bsky.social! Micro Budget🎬 mockumentary screenings coming up: Sept 20 - Grand Rapids, MI Sept 23 - Mar Del Plata, Argentina Sept 25 - Albuquerque, NM Sept 26 - Charlotte, NC Nov 8 - St. Louis, MO More to be announced! www.microbudgetmovie.com/watch

tuesday 9 am in 90042 highland park! the current hour! free donuts! outsideintheatre.org/tickets/

#FBF Muffin attends FIT and is called to model 🐶

I'm depressed, not a MORON. From my special Weakness is the Brand! Watch more at mariabamford.com/specials or on Amazon Prime 🕶️

I‘m flirting with myself! I’m cute! Photo by: Bruce Smith