🐻  IRVINE, CALIFORNIA 🐻 See me LIVE at Irvine Improv on May 13th! Let’s have a nice, slightly unhinged time.🐿️ 😆  Get info and tickets at www.ticketweb.com/event/maria-...

Please sign this to save my local used bookstore! Thank you! Read Books of eagle Rock! actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...

💥 SOLD OUT ⭐  LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA ⭐ ✨ NEVER MISS A SHOW! Join my newsletter at MariaBamfordComedy.com

@amachnicki.bsky.social YOU GOT IT!! Thank you so much!!

Anybody have time at 3 pm est to listen to 50 min of standup over zoom? i will send you a t-shirt in exchange for your efforts! TMB: ”I am avails TODAY at 3 PM EST to Zoom-listen to Maria!”

My favorite local bookstore pushed out by doubled rent in 90041! Help! laist.com/news/housing...

Highly recommend Maria Bamford's "Sure, I'll Join Your Cult: A Memoir of Mental Illness and the Quest to Belong Anywhere" @mariabamford.bsky.social

‼️ EDMONTON, ALBERTA ‼️ Grab a ticket to my show at the Horowitz Theatre for September 27th before it's too late! EDMONTON IS ON MY VISION BOARD! 🎉  Get info and tickets at www.showpass.com/maria-bamfor...

The birds🦆 , the bees🐝 , and the bible🙏! From my web series- Ask My Mom! ⭐ Watch the full episodes at mariabamford.com/web-series

🎬 Big chuffs to The Wrap for covering "Paralyzed by Hope: The Maria Bamford Story." Call your reps 5calls.org 📖 Read more at www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

Hello! I’m in England! Anyone have time to Listen f2f over zoom to a rehearsal of jokes one-on-one? TMB “I’m available right now to zoom for a hour!” You will receive a Tshirt for your efforts! 11:30 PM (now) London time- (US 3:30 pm pst, 6:30 pm est)

Hello! I’m in England! Anyone have time to Listen f2f over zoom to a rehearsal of jokes one-on-one? You will receive a Tshirt for your efforts! 10:30 am London time- (US 2:30 am pst, 5:30 am est)

🐿️ Hey squirrels, am I coming to your city? See me live! ‼️ Info and tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

🚨 NEW TOUR DATES ALERT! I’m coming to a city near you, presale starts now! ✨Use code MARIA to grab your tickets early before the raccoons get them🦝 ♥️ mariabamford.com/tourdates

9 am tomorrow at @outsideintheatre at York and 55! $25 and all goes to theater but no one turned away! Everybody in! FREE DONUTS.

Hey @mariabamford.bsky.social I'm doing drawings to help out Minnesota. I'm from Saint Paul and everyone says we're boring, but I think I'm cool. Mind sharing this?

Take a break from reality with my podcast, My Sister’s A Therapist, where we talk to the amazing @mariabamford.bsky.social about toxic friendship, LA, and pugs! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

@mariabamford.bsky.social pop in for the wfmn.org - should have been taking these pictures the whole show but was counting cash from the people! $2914! @lizzwinstead.bsky.social @bethstellibg @anylaurie16.bsky.social @skylerhigley.bsky.social and @dhaya

See you soon!

🎉 So gratitudinal to be featured in Daily Beast's Obsessed! Mom and Dad would be pumped. Also, contact your reps at 5 Calls 📖 Read the full article at www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/how...

Thank you to Judd Apatow and Neil Berkeley. They discussed at a Sundance Film Festival Q&A the challenge of making the documentary and their commitment to stand-up comedy. I'm so grateful to them and all their incredibly diverse and joyous efforts to celebrate comedy and comedians.

‼️ BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS ‼️ I'll be performing at The Wilbur on September 12th at 7 PM! ♥️  🎟️ Get info and tickets -> thewilbur.com/event/maria-...

🎬 THANK YOU Sundance Film Festival! What an incredible time seeing Paralyzed by Hope on the big screen. (Please call your reps 5 Calls and give monthly to your local immigrant defense funds/mutual aid if you can) 🍿 Special Thanks - Judd Apatow & Neil Berkeley 🎥 Video @MelanieVesey.bsky.social

🔔 Providence, RI 🔔 Join me at the Uptown Theater on September 13, 2026! 🎟️ Get info and tickets www.uptownpvd.com/events/maria...

Join me at Los Angeles - Free America Walkout action.womensmarch.com/events/los-a...

Saw this tonight - recommend! It’s running for one more week. Thank you @mariabamford.bsky.social for posting about it here, that’s how I learned of it 💜

Tuesday! 9 am! Free donuts! outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/Free_D...

A child 🤝 a bottle of Tums 🤝 and a dream ‼️ Sign up for my newsletter to see when I'll be in your city! 🐿️ For more info, visit MariaBamfordComedy.com

#FBF with my big sister Sarah ♥️  We're excited to be going to Sundance.

@neo-rey.bsky.social I’m here!

Today! I need to rehearse! Are you available? 4 pm in 90042 would anyone want to meet with me one-on-one to listen to 45 min of standup In exchange for $25 worth of coffee shop items? That is my final offer. TMB here :)

Haha! It’s me- I just wanted to do one show! The UK (nor Europe) is not at fault.

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LONDON, UK FRIDAY FEB 20 ONE SHOW AT @sohotheatre ! TICKETS GOING SPEEDILY! My sister will be there in the crowd as we are coming for a real VISIT to see theatres, museums and eat crumpii.

😅 New year resolution: stop fighting with my body like it’s a raccoon in the attic! ✨ From my web series, Ave Maria! 🦝 Watch full episodes at mariabamford.com/web-series

LONDON FEB 20th!! 1 show!! sohotheatre.com/events/maria...

✨ Nothing cures costume anxiety like a good laugh! ‼️ Sign up for my newsletter to see when I'll be in your city! 🐿️ For more info, visit MariaBamfordComedy.com and scroll to the bottom to sign up❗️

‼️ LONDON, UK‼️ Fellow crumpet and cream enthusiasts, I'll be performing LIVE at the Soho Theatre on February 20th! 🌭  🎟️ Get info and tickets at sohotheatre.com/events/maria...

‼️ New trio coming to your city! Maria, @jackiekashian.bsky.social and The Tree!! 🎄

Coming to Sundance! Paralyzed by Hope - The Maria Bamford Story.

📍 Feast your eyes: a fresh batch of cities where I’ll be yelling jokes at strangers! ✨ Check for your city & grab your tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

🚨 NEW TOUR DATES ALERT! 🚨 I’m coming to a city near you, presale starts now! ✨Use code MARIA to grab your tickets early before the raccoons get them🦝 🎟️ Get tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

INDIANAPOLIS! early christmas gift! Hahaha! This Friday/Sat/Sun! Tickets still available! @heliumcomedyind.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social to open!! indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/events/115497 If you don’t have $, email me at [email protected] and I’ll try to get you in!

😜 PEAK A BOO! 💫 Want to watch more of my standup, or see me live? 😜 Visit MariaBamfordComedy.com

Comedy film event of the month, MICRO BUDGET Los Angeles premiere at Dynasty Typewriter Nov 24 with cast Q&A including @mariabamford.bsky.social Chris Parnell, Jon Gabrus, Mike Mitchell, Kate Flannery & many more. Tickets: www.squadup.com/events/micro...

omg judd apatow is making a @mariabamford.bsky.social documentary??! youtu.be/dAzzr8hwT8g?...

CASPER, WYOMING! November 20th! SO MANY TICKETS! It might just be me and you. mariabamford.com/tourdates/20... C

🚨 Heads up, friends, the Bend, Oregon show has been moved to November 9th! Tickets from Oct 24th are still good‼️ Thank you for your patience and flexibility! 💛 Get info and tickets at www.towertheatre.org/event/maria-...

@mariabamford.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social I bought these tix as a birthday present for my wife but we both got sick last week and don’t want to interrupt your show with coughing or spread RSV. Theater won’t refund, so can you share to see if anyone wants to buy them from us? Good seats!