In a heartbeat. They’d at least be honest about sleeping during meetings.

I’m undefeated!

Is it just me or does Billy Bob Thornton look younger now than he did 30 years ago?

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

It’s the only way I know what day it is while on vacation…

Here's screenshots of full statement to make it easier to read...

OTD 25ya, Cassini made its closest approach to Jupiter, our gateway to Saturn. Movies of Jup's atmos, moons & rings, & the greatest Jup portrait ever made were just part of our bounty. Look & recall the wonder of it all! 📰🔭 tinyurl.com/yzpmc9rw - best atm movie! tinyurl.com/2s4k48wa - more movies

It’s a question I was asking 20+ years ago…

If Atari wants to sell their retro product with Pac-Man graphics, they should be forced to use the actual graphics they gave us in 1982.

Good stuff within! Especially if you know someone with a January birthday. And if you follow me, you automatically know someone with a January birthday!

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

I can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas

How to Fall Down the Stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 *ouch*

Suddenly I have a good feeling about 2026…

Very happy that neither of my senators, @wyden.senate.gov and @merkley.senate.gov, are on this list.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Patron saint of copying people on an email: Saint Francis of a CC

In case you didn’t feel old enough already, I’ll point out we are as far removed from U Can’t Touch This (1990) as Hammer’s seminal song was from Bill Haley and the Comets (1955).

Vaccinate. Vaccines are good. Vaccines are a blessing of the modern world and scientific progress. Take the good stuff about living now.

Measles is a HORRIFYING disease. It kills. It maims. I have had measles. I caught it at university. It nearly fucking killed me. If I hadn't been vaccinated, it probably would have. Weeks of utter misery. I still have nightmares. I wouldn't wish it on anybody... except antivax grifters.

Ended up in my YouTube feed yesterday. Every now and then the algorithm does something worthwhile. Great episode! I’d not seen any of her interviews before and she clearly talks extemporaneously the way she writes.

Sad to hear. Robin is a treasure and an important voice in these times in particular. It’s hard to do the right thing and those who do should be recognized and supported. Thank you, Robin, for your open displays of humanity and decency.

Hi! Buy anything from my etsy shop now through the 15th and say you are from Bluesky and I’ll send you a FREE surprise handmade ceramic necklace. Probably something cool and sciencey like a neuron or a molecule! If you don’t like necklaces hang it on your tree or in your car. Surly.etsy.com #sciart

I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy

Idk I feel like we should put Christ back in Christian before worrying about Christmas.

A crew in Mettler, CA is harvesting peppers on a cloudy damp autumn day. They tell us, detaching the tough stem from the fragile plant is difficult as you could harm the plant if you're not careful. #WeFeedYou

Loss avenged. And Shai goes further into territory only Wilt has been.

They’re simultaneously arguing that soldiers have to follow all orders from the president, legal or not, but they get to ignore orders from a federal judge if they feel they’re not legal.

🗣️ ain't no power like the power of a union, cuz the power of a union won't stop! We're EIGHTEEN DAYS into our national ULP strike and only getting louder. Let's hear it for baristas in Gardner, MA for holding the line! #nocontractnocoffee

Ike is a master of disguise!

Please don't the cat. 📸 Chung Wong

You don’t get many days like this in Oregon in November, so it’s definitely a “Take Pictures of Wy’east Day!” (iPhone zoom alone, through binoculars and through binoculars with zoom)

Introduce yourself w/ 5 animals you've seen in the wild: Black bear Brown bear Western diamondback rattlesnake Orca Gray whale

We have a couple of items from Amy and heartily endorse her products!

Without farmworkers we wouldn’t be able to celebrate Thanksgiving. Be thankful for their hard work this holiday season! Sin los trabajadores agrícolas no podríamos celebrar el Día de Acción de Gracias. ¡Agradece su arduo trabajo en estas fiestas! #WeFeedYou #Thanksgiving

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI.

Imagine, if you will, that NASA updated its website to suggest gravity might not exist, prompting CalTech and CERN to release statements saying, "With great sadness, we can no longer recommend listening to NASA." This is what's happening in epidemiology.

Part of the piggy thing is the assumption that the worst insult he could give a woman is to insult her physical appearance and appeal to him. To him, that’s her potential value and he can’t fathom that it diminishes him, not her.

Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that

Hot take: Feeding all the hungry people is important enough to tolerate accidentally feeding people who don't need it as much as others might.

SNAP is not the reason your taxes are high. SNAP recipients don’t need to “just go get a job”. Most of them work. The rest are disabled, elderly, children or caregivers. People need & deserve assistance Your taxes fund wars and tax cuts for the ultra rich Be mad about that

@mariabamford.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social I bought these tix as a birthday present for my wife but we both got sick last week and don’t want to interrupt your show with coughing or spread RSV. Theater won’t refund, so can you share to see if anyone wants to buy them from us? Good seats!

Phew managed to make it another day without getting a nazi tattoo. It’s hard out here. Just nazi tattoos roaming the streets attaching themselves to people. Stay woke

Mamdani is already reducing crime in New York.

@emmathorne.bsky.social Thaddeus is a big fan! Explains why he was asking me what my skin care routine was…

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I love this new defender United have named Post. He’s prevented three goals already today!

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.