Pete Hegseth reads more from the Bible:

Conservative Christians then vs now:

Me looking at Hungary voting out their right-wing authoritarian regime:

MAGA Catholics right now:

"we shouldn't judge people based on how they vote" - people who definitely voted for Trump

Kristi Noem walks in on her husband.....

My sisters in Christ, Fox News has always been the fake news

Donald Trump, the guy white evangelicals have made their Christian hero, just posted this. Yes it's real.

Question for all the MAGA Christians mad about James Talarico saying God is non-binary: When did you see God's penis?

Idk, having daylight savings the same day as International Women's Day feels sexist.😭😅

This person claimed that God told them to tag me in this video. It's an AI video of white Jesus walking on water to a Moana song. 💀 Whhyy

The amount of MAGA parents who have chosen loyalty to Trump over their own children is infuriating. What do you mean you'd rather lose relationship with your own blood than stop simping for a billionaire playboy who will never know you exist?

If Pam Bondi was a waitress:

A Valentine's card from Pam Bondi ♥️

I was raised conservative evangelical. If you're wondering why evangelicals are not standing with Epstein survivors, just know I was told as a child to dress modestly so grown men wouldn't lust after me...

Pam Bondi reminds me of a fundamentalist Sunday school teacher answering kids' questions. Q: "But why would God send us to hell?" A: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE?!"

Is the humiliation in the room with us?

4th annual Super Bowl BINGO cards: What MAGA Christians Post About It Every year we see those social media posts: complaints, satanic panic, pearl clutching. So why not have some fun with it? Pick your favorite card and play along! (No prizes, just for fun☺️)

If Obama was mentioned in the Epstein files a tenth of the times Trump is, Republicans would have immediately called for his impeachment.

MAGA Christians are more upset about Bad Bunny winning the Grammys than the horrors in the Epstein files.

As a Christian, I am 10000x more outraged by federal agents killing humans in the street than I am by protesters disrupting a church. In one instance, people DIED. In another, people were inconvenienced. I'm so ashamed of people who claim Christ but support an antichrist (Trump).

If MAGA lived in Middle Earth:

Dear MAGA Christians, Jesus said, "They will know you're my disciples by how you love one another." Not sure if you're aware, but y'all are not known for how you love. Just a friendly PSA in case you'd like to start following the Christ you claim.

Just now hearing about Sascha Riley's damning testimony. It shows exactly why the Epstein/Trump files are being covered up. There are no words for the depravity these powerful men did to children. If this testimony is false, then surely the DOJ would release the files immediately to clear Trump

Never forget the Christian Nationalism that was behind the insurrection. The worship songs that accompanied the chants to hang Mike Pence. The prayers that fueled the violence. Jesus* was the reason for treason. *White MAGA Jesus not the real one.

For Christmas, I'm gifting my mom an apology. When my dad died of cancer, I didn't turn her into a widow rockstar. I failed to install pyrotechnics in the church my dad pastored where we held his funeral. I didn't create merch to sell. I didn't give her a town hall. That's on me. I'm so sorry mom.

When my kid was 6, she wanted to tell me something but was adamant she couldn't say it in our house. So we got in the car and she said: "Mommy, I don't think Santa is real but I didn't want to say it in front of Cheeks because it would upset him." Cheeks is our Elf on the Shelf.

I was raised a conservative Christian and was constantly told that I was going to be persecuted and hated for my faith. They were right but they failed to mention that THEY would be the ones hating me just because I chose Jesus over Trump 😭

Idk I feel like we should put Christ back in Christian before worrying about Christmas.

I've never once received a bad grade and thought "The Governor needs to hear about this!"

I mean Jesus said "what you do to the least of these, you do to me," so I think this nativity scene is totally fair.

After we all finally sat down to the thanksgiving dinner table, my 3 year old niece looked around and said "why are we doing this?" And I felt that. 😅

Um Franklin Graham just Jesus-juked the Epstein files. "Did you know God has a file on each one of us?" 😭

Please give me a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."

I didn't need to read Epstein's emails to know Trump sucks.... I just didn't know it was literally 👀 #bubba

"6 7" is a demonic ritual now

No Kings in Lexington, KY with my mom. Two former Republicans who once believed the lie that the GOP is the Christian party. Indoctrination is a helluva drug but so glad we woke up. Now we stand against Christian nationalism & MAGA because it's the opposite of Jesus' teachings.

Men will shut down the United States Government before going to therapy.

Sometimes I don't think I have my stuff together and then I see the president crash out over an escalator turning into stairs and I realize I'm doing pretty great actually.

If you want to learn more about today's particular rapture scare, this article from the Guardian sums it up (and I was interviewed for it :)) www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

This is your friendly reminder that hate wrapped in scripture is still hate.

Honestly, it shouldn't surprise us that the same people who claim Donald Trump is God's chosen are now making a Christian martyr of Charlie Kirk. Their idea of God is already skewed, their interpretation of scripture already bigoted and their beliefs already co-opted by right-wing nationalism.

Many Christians are now realizing that a lot of their friends/churches are either: tolerant of white supremacy or they are white supremacists. There's a grief & anger that comes w this realization.Don't let them gaslight u. Your instincts are right. Welcome to the fight against Christian nationalism

We are very close to MAGA just saying "who cares if he assaulted children? Look at the good he's doing now." Because the Epstein stuff is damning and they don't have a line. And THAT is terrifying.

If MAGA lived in Middle Earth:

"Sauron was only friends with big bad Saruman as an informant. That's why he's in the Saruman Files!! He was actually the hero of the story!" -MAGA if they lived in Middle Earth

I would listen to a can of Dr. Pepper for medical advice before I'd listen to RFK Jr

I'm naming my tampon demon Crampus

Youth pastor voice: You know who else disappeared sometimes from the public eye? Jesus, when he went away to pray.

The wildest thing about Taylor Swift getting engaged is that Donald Trump is still covering up the Epstein files.