Andy Iwancio
@andyiwancio.bsky.social
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trans gal comedian
Coldsweatpants have withdrawstrings.
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When there’s a fight at a drag show, all heel breaks loose.
3 days ago
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A fungi of the month club is a lichen subscribe.
3 days ago
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Unsubscribing from some podcasts is how I am starting the grieving process of being laid off.
4 days ago
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Josh Gondelman
4 days ago
PORTLAND (west): I'm coming to Helium for three shows on 12/30 and 12/31! If you are the kind of person who wants to have MORE fun or LESS fun than a comedy show on New Year's Eve, come out the night before! Otherwise, your NYE plans can be locked in TODAY!
portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/342084
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RIP Dick Cheney. You will live forever on as a specific CBT tag on grindr.
6 days ago
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We’re at an unprecedented time AND day! With the very funny Bettina McKelvey!
8 days ago
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My comedy EP for burn this records is out TODAY! You can buy it on itunes, amazon, or bandcamp.
10 days ago
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I am not "getting upset on someone's behalf". I am calling both your halves an asshole.
11 days ago
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I need to start going by my initials, so i’ll get hired to do all the writing jobs.
12 days ago
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Gonna freestyle at kids who trick or treat at our house. Word will get around we’re giving out 16 bars.
12 days ago
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Powerlifting in a CRASS t-shirt is working out with a resistance band.
17 days ago
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@joshgondelman.bsky.social
is the bestest, lets do it
add a skeleton here at some point
19 days ago
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A state outline tattoo saves me the trouble of asking where someone got their DUI.
19 days ago
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You can now preorder my comedy album now! If you do, take a pic and i’ll send you some music i wrote as. bonus!
21 days ago
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Dogs hate the doors and *especially* people who are strange.
23 days ago
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Mixing wines together in one glass makes a “port manteau”
24 days ago
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My goal is to get funny enough to join SNL or get unfunny enough to host.
26 days ago
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High school senior marching bands have majors that are minors getting ready to pick majors and minors.
27 days ago
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David C Bell
about 1 month ago
It’s not just that the actor who played the Cigarette Smoking Man is a competitive water skier, but it’s important to realize there’s a three minute video of him water skiing that you can watch.
youtu.be/8Zgys8Vn-4Y?...
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William B. Davis Waterskiing - trick ski - June 2000
YouTube video by William B. Davis Official
https://youtu.be/8Zgys8Vn-4Y?si=NfXCYhuNGXDO_u90
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comedy EP for burn this records comes out 10/31!
about 1 month ago
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me realizing mid-song I don’t know all the words to a beatles song:
about 1 month ago
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Went to a rowdy wine tasting and a flight broke out.
about 1 month ago
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Accidentally wore a Sriacha sauce t-shirt to a Thai restaurant yesterday. You don’t wear the band’s merch to see their show.
about 1 month ago
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An adult bookstore is a library of sexual congress.
about 1 month ago
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PEDIALYTE: a big old bottle of “I told you so”
about 1 month ago
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HAUNTED HOUSE EMPLOYEE DRESSED AS ZOMBIE EATING DISEMBOWELED BODY: “So…this isn’t doing anything for you?” ME: “I mean, it’s been a helluva year, the bar is kinda high. Honestly the guilliotine guy I saw before cheered me up”
about 1 month ago
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I’ll use self-care if the line is too long at care.
about 1 month ago
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I feel like “we have no other details about the shooter at this time” is code for “we’re desperately searching through his search history for some trans porn”.
about 1 month ago
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My partner and I have gotten into very heated discussions over which of my friends’ pets we think is the cutest. It’s not “dogfighting”, but is “dog fighting”.
about 1 month ago
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Finally gotten into Hollow Knight, so I technically succumbed to beetlemania.
about 1 month ago
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Was doodling astro boy and realized he looks like Glenn Danzig
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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pretty sure I am about to have sex with the devil in his unholy honda accord.
about 1 month ago
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Finding out how magic tricks are done is like finding out about mormonism: it’s all sleeves and hand-stuff.
about 1 month ago
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As a person who doesn’t drive, and lacks knowledge, the bar is very low for how cool i think a car is. “Whoa! Four wheels? This is gonna get us where we’re going 4 times faster than a unicycle.”
about 2 months ago
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Xtra
about 2 months ago
LGBTQ2S+ archives like
@arquives.ca
,
@ottawatranslibrary.bsky.social
,
@invisiblehistories.bsky.social
and
@leatherarchives.bsky.social
preserve our past. They can also drive our future, writes
@ainopihlak.bsky.social
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Among the archives, you can find love, community and history | Xtra Magazine
Queer and trans archives preserve our past—they also offer community space that is essential to our future
https://xtramagazine.com/culture/archives-community-history-276730
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Dirty hippie ponchos are marijuana crops tops.
about 2 months ago
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I highly recommend going to a Ross about 5pm. The shoes, and clothes strewn all abbout really gives you that “left behind from the rapture” feeling.
about 2 months ago
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Smokey used to fight fires and fight fights.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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SUSSY! we’re back next month with
@joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social
!
about 2 months ago
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bless comedians, that when faced with the creeping threat of facism, and the freedom of our voices we respond with an open mic list
about 2 months ago
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As a trans woman, I could tell that hormones were working when my junk started looking like Joe Rogan.
about 2 months ago
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I think I saw transgender death cult open for G.L.O.S.S. once
about 2 months ago
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A rebel yell is technically a careless whisper.
about 2 months ago
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Gay simpsons art is my new favorite thing to draw
about 2 months ago
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THE HIPPIE SCOURGE!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Checkered slip-on skate shoes are windowless Vans.
about 2 months ago
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If a guy does magic, it’s a red flag, a yellow flag, a blue flag, and your card.
about 2 months ago
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