The most amazing thing you’ll see today I guarantee is this frame-by-frame animated remake of “Sabotage”. youtu.be/lgXSDPmOWCE?...

I don’t know if The Knicks can handle the TBDs (The Big D****s)

ruin a musical by changing or deleting one letter GUY AND DOLLS: “Story of a chaser” ANYTHING TOES : “directed by Quentin Tarantino” ENT: “Ancient tree gets infested with a beehive”

I’ve gotten into jazz-funk vinyl lately. Proving that there are just some things that a surgery can’t remove.

Epilepsy is just narcolepsy without the commitment.

coming to a park near you this summer

Some of you didn't grow up tap-dancing at school functions, and it talent shows.

When I see a kid wearing JNCOs on an e-scooter, it gives me hope for the future.

when i say: “i’m a regular here” what i mean: “the code is 4628”

I’ve always wanted to pop out of a giant cake. Really every day I strive to be more present.

Seattle! I am selling records! If you like any of these, I can totally hand deliver some, otheriwise i’ll be out in parks this summer selling them with also soaps and socks. Will have a digital lidtening station so you can listen to available songs on youtube!

“Am I having a good day?? SHIT, yeah, dawg.”

A guillotine is made of death metal.

The executor of an estate is a willsmith.

A hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket was the original "theatrical cut".

I am up at 7am to run errands. I didn’t have my boss’s senile accountant ruin my work’s financials, so I could *get* unemployed for me to have to wake up this early.

I haven't met one yet, but muppets seem like they'd be a handful.

Caviar is death roe.

A netflix comedy show in los angeles had Louis CK, Dave Chapelle and Kanye. That is exactly the DVDs on a weed dealer’s coffee table in 2003 that you’d have to sit through to get a dime bag.

May the 5th element be with you.

I am armed to the teeth when I cough into my elbow.

I know I say it all the time, but: I confuse things by mishearing or misrembering things. There’s more than one way to beat and skin a dead horse.

I’ll stop at nothing to procrastinate. Because, like, that’s how it’s done.

Eating an edible will add about 1.5 stars to any movie that doesn’t have a disfigured person living in the walls of a house (only 0.5 stars for that).

Massage school has alot of touchy subjects.

I am getting into Jazz, but talking to any adult contemporaries about it gives me the blues.

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List of 9 websites where you can download unlimited books for free: 1. gutenberg .org 2. standardebooks .org 3. manybooks .net 4. openlibrary .org 5. bookboon .com 6. freecomputerbooks .com 7. internetarchive .org 8. digilibraries .com 9. librivox .org

Green Room (2015)

Cosmotologists are interested in the makeup of the universe.

This friday! Huge lineup! tiny show!

I you mispell the name Deidre as Deadra, then you forgot about “dre”.

*twin peaks theme plays*

“These are from skeleton farms. Where skeletons raise crops in exchange for money (which is bones which is like their money).

sums up the 90s: great tights boring bolos chill jesus with dog hip-hop vulcan woman

The biggest threat to warehouses isn’t ravers anymore.

was once New Amsterdam.

The Deacons - Lost / Crazy Love exceptionally rare nw garage rock

“Oh no! My three greatest fears: Crawfish, my watch being broken, and The Misfits”

Trying to take in international policy right now:

"wet paint" signs give me more pause and reflection than any religion.

Artist: HappyToast https://b3ta.com/board/11426881 From the 'Cartoon Music' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/cartoonmusic/popular/ #CartoonMusic

Chicago is “Petecetera Etc”

Love a children’s THING adaptation.

Esoteric Ebb took 8 years, 4 attempts, and 1 Disco Elysium aftermath.site/esoteric-ebb-i...

good news @heathercampbell.bsky.social there is a Rick & Morty pine car derby champion in Longmont, CO

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

slightly modified wrestler names 1. Intimate Warrior 2. Malk Hogan 3. Handkind

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