Soon I will bring my greatest creation, a Finno-Incan super soldier into the world. The Northeast will be hers to conquer.

I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power

I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!

Putting beers all over DC in Wile E. Coyote style traps for old kegsbreath

Are there group dms here yet

me describing my interests

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

(getting a blowjob on Arrakis) hey wait that's my water! dude what the fuck you're drinking my water!!

I myself operate several different cards at all times to maintain a competitive edge

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

can we improve Japan by bringing it closer to Massachusetts?

I'm royally sucked off

I just hope everyone has a good time

If I were in Gay City and I saw a straight man refuse to twerk I would jump him.

(whisper) there's monkeys (scream) THAT HOWL

[after one hit of weed] god is milking me

Great review man what's your home address?

im tryna be on some us in our bag type shit . just u and me against tha world. and i mean that genuinely

Popping in when I'm on the can more often

I am getting more involved in building a working class movement

Did something happen

Da body what keeps da score

Ethel Rosenberg’s sons spent decades filing FOIAs to prove their mother did not pass secrets about the atomic bomb to the Soviets. They finally obtained a declassified memo that shows the US government knew she was not a spy and executed her anyway www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

REAL NUDE DAEDRA

Maybe some day I'll come here for real

Still no dms huh

Idk about yall but I am able to get through my day without committing any atrocities

Need to get out of my situation so I l can be calmer and happier and also have more time with my spouse

Sucking elf dick for fun not just to end up on the nice list

Sonking my donk

Trying to not be too depressed on main

Shitting out my ass

I hate being alive

Butt Prison

You should be allowed to make death threats on here but also everywhere else. At the grocery store, at work, at family gatherings, etc. It should be casual and understood that you're just blowing off a little steam. Normalize it

Just wanna go home and be gay

what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Me trying to blend in with straight men

Buhhh

it was probably actually pretty crazy the first time someone made up a religion where god didn't have a huge boner or big swinging titties. people were probably like... what the fuck... what is this shit...

been going through some hard times but i'm glad i didn't break my clean streak. almost called my cock dealer last night