Y2K IS FINALLY HAPPENING

Typewriter Town by William Jay Smith, 1960

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The first rule of online is never click anything

Oh my god.

A+++ anthem guy in Chicago

<Arnold Schwarzenegger voice> get to the chopped unc

The infomercial car wash GIF would be underselling this Texans performance.

The last time CJ Stroud went to New England it was to be in charge of security at the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum

Snowy weekend selections ❄️

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Much to think about.

Pitchfork: Half-Zip’s new single “Chopped Unc” is a blistering critique of business casual attire in the era of social media

Shigeto (DJ set) x Takuya Nakamura 🛰

me at the live drum n bass show

Bro went into a jump-up Godzilla theme and I thought I was going to have to catch @synthstatic.bsky.social

Jungle massive ✨️

¡Deportes!

In a way we already had a famous “Beau Nicks” and his name was Lindsey Buckingham

Pre-show espresso kinda night

to be on drugs in 1985 and hear “Everybody Wants to Rule The World” for the first time.

It's really coming down out there.

gm ☁️

Asking an ICE agent to stand still for a moment so I can scan their QR code shoulder patch, a bitly loads and I get rickrolled, we both laugh, I say "ahhh you got me" and point my finger at him, he immediately shoots me in the head

It's wild that they didn't pilot the F and M train rush hour swap. Someone just thought it would be better on vibes.

i used to post some bullshit on this app. i still do but i used to too

The weeklies 🎧

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare

The Astoria-Megler Bridge is the longest continuous truss bridge in North America. #Wikipedia25

good morning 🌥

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*carmela soprano voice* Marry-O-Kart

*Mike Breen voice* "Text NYK to 37187 or scan the QR code for exclusive Knicks offers and ICE agent information"

when you complete a high honor run through of RDR2

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Hart back. Knicks back. 🧡💙

Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."

r i p bobby tha god

As a 49 year old dad, I’m obligated by law to say “glad we’re not going that way” whenever I see traffic backed up on the opposite side of the highway.

Hello from Fishkill 🔪 🐟

Made it to Beacon

Mail day. Synth bliss from Ryan J Raffa & Sam Prekop ✨️

Good news: the Bureau of Work and Jobs has officially declared this week a wash. "It doesn't count," they've stated. "You can try again next week."

Gaza Is The Moral Compass - V/A “Gaza Is The Moral Compass is a grassroots benefit compilation supporting Palestinian-led mutual aid groups on the ground in Gaza.” Feat. tracks from Efrim Menuck (GY!BE), foodman, Asher Gamedze, Kareem Samara, + more

An app where Florence Shaw reads your grocery list

This is doubly funny because I was practicing Spanish on Nasa this morning.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs