If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

this shit is so fucking funny, we know fuckwits

i feel like combining all of these is bad

world's tallest building under construction the jeddah tower started back up like two months ago

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO WE ARE SO BACK BABY

World Cup transit is broken before it has begun: defector.com/world-cup-tr...

Gonzales and Swalwell are resigning. This is significant—but it is not about celebration. It’s about justice, the importance of listening to survivors, and turning this moment into cultural change. We will keep fighting for survivors. www.wsj.com/politics/hou...

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

me: johnny silverhand i hate you, you are slime you are mean and hateful johnny silverhand, wordlessly showing V how to use a landline phone with a big Keanu Reeves smile: 🤟📞😎 me: damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit d

In "washed up snitch rapper news" Tekashi 6ix9ine apparently hung out with Nicolas Maduro in prison

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Orbán's electoral crushing is a far greater achievement than most people outside Hungary realise. He systemically consolidated power for 16 years, fixed the electoral map, abused govt power for political purposes & censored media. The hurdles that Hungarians overcame for this moment were immense.

Do you guys want a giggle? Quickly scroll down to the bottom before the screenshots load in and read the AI disclaimer at the bottom. Conjure a mental image of what the game might look like mechanically and visually with that long disclaimer. Then scroll back up and look at the gameplay footage.

…fast… and furryous… 🚗🐰🦁 #hamhammedia

old ammy doodle!

NEWS: Trans kids in Minnesota can access their gender-affirming care again. www.advocate.com/health/trans...

god bless whoever bought Doom Bathroom House for 900,000

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Our friend Amanda #art #destiny2 #destiny2art

BREAKING: Democrat Alicia Halvensleben has defeated Republican Scott Allen in the Waukesha, Wisconsin mayoral race, flipping the seat. This marks a major political shift in one of the most historically conservative suburbs in the Milwaukee area and follows a night of major shifts away from the GOP.

how do you take 22 minutes to say "cheesesteaks and pussy"

I remember a decade ago when Scott Walker had taken the Wisconsin Supreme Court and insured a red Wisconsin for the rest of our lifetimes. We can still turn things around, we can still make the America we want for everyone.

NEW: Artemis II astronauts noticed a green, glowing entrance to the core of the Moon during the flyby on Monday evening. "Houston, the Moon's haunted," reported the crew.

Boston University will temporarily stop removing public-facing pride flags on campus, according to a university-wide message from its president on Monday.

Everyone is joking about this, but what a massive win for public health. What an terrific result for clean water initiatives! This is genuinely amazing.

Gamers Nexus video ca 2021: proper thermal paste application, does it matter? Gamers Nexus video 2026: the fires of California will be quenched with the warm blood of the executive class

Commission for @krysiilys.bsky.social! Thank you so much for commissioning me—and my first dreadrook piece too! 💕 #dragonage #solas #rook #dreadrook #commission

made a sketch of my Tarnished

A bit over one year after the last milestone, I have reached 5K followers on this site! And so it is time to thank you all by giving away some art! FOLLOW me, LIKE and REPOST this by the end of 2026-04-18, and you could win a full body illustration of a single character of your choice, done by me!

Reed misrepresented things happening in the Mass legislature, which resulted in some members I work with getting accused of helping pass anti-trans legislation that had actually been defeated. It’s hard to see her as an honest broker, especially when she blocks people that disagree with her.

So Erin Reed blocked me over this one but I’m going to take a few minutes to point out why this “reporting” is so bad and repost a few times to hopefully spread the word. TL;DR Erin either doesn’t understand anything about NYC law or politics or is outright lying about what’s happening here.

thinking about the part of Ranni's sidequest where you repeatedly try to talk to the little doll she's trying to hide out in and she just goes "ugh OKAY FINE what are you some kind of DOLL PERVERT"

thinking about one of history's great short kings, yuri gagarin, who always looks like he's a kid who's won a competition to be there

Discord's April Fools' joke was that they added an integrated browser game into the app and I genuinely didn't realise it was meant to be a joke because I'm so used to them jamming in bullshit features I immediately ignore

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I am not immune to Idol Magik 💥 #fanart #marvelrivals

For crazywright83~ 💥😡🦷

Yeah that’s cool

she's green

Here’s my love letter to one of my favorite bands, Babymetal 🖤🦊🤍 I drew the Yuimetal era because I went to a handful of their concerts around that time. #babymetal #sumetal #yuimetal #moametal #babymetaldeath

As Destiny 2 grows older, so do our Guardians. We at Bungie understand that many of us now face a new challenge: Taxes. 🐍 We're launching Drifter's Tax Prep, a one-stop service for your income Glimmer reporting needs. 🐍 Refunds, on the field! Bring a Form 1040.

But seriously, oil pastels aren't that hard if you have the basic idea of how to use them down. I hope to get larger sanded paper, but we'll see in time. This is up in the store, too. Hit it for the algorithm? www.ebay.com/str/piedcame...