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doing a thuper good job 26, he / they, chi
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I love big burly men with incredibly gay voices
10 months ago
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give me a call if u ever get lonely……….
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gay men will be mad at this then will turn around and stan a pop girlie who voted for Trump
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2 days ago
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one of my favorite gay bars in Williamsburg just closed 😭😭😭
4 days ago
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Timothy Burke
6 days ago
a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
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Stella
about 2 months ago
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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most overacted performance of the year. was hard to watch, very surprised he’s being rewarded for it
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6 days ago
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the Bears have a heated rivalry with the Packers… makes you think
7 days ago
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alright, I’ll be vulnerable
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8 days ago
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I made a joke on TikTok about getting hit on by a twink and they refuse to believe that I’m good looking enough to get hit on at a bar. I just have to laugh lmao
9 days ago
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🌈😈
10 days ago
I wish for a world where Minneapolis does not have to repeatedly be a flashpoint for the most grotesque acts of fascist state violence. My heart breaks for the people of a city that deserves more than taxpayer-funded knees on necks and federal bullets through windshields.
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"fart"
11 days ago
i bought the domain
ohhh.lol
a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
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upped the weights for biceps yesterday and I can feeeeeel it today 😵💫
11 days ago
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love Chicago and love running into people I know and adore even if I’m a little too inebriated
15 days ago
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can the Academy increase the required theatrical run to something ridiculous to spite these assholes
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15 days ago
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Chinese place gave me two things of rice and three fortune cookies... why'd they have to drag me like that
19 days ago
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Kommander Karl
19 days ago
“I am an AI hater” amazingly written
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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I asked
@drpepperglazedham.bsky.social
to make an AOTY list, so I figured it’d only be fair if I do the same
21 days ago
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just saw a “W♂♂F (WARNING! No “Pretty Boys” here.)” in the wild. nature is healing
21 days ago
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love it when the horse gets a hint of life randomly so the friend group can get right back to beating it relentlessly
22 days ago
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merry chrismus
24 days ago
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Compounds Plural
24 days ago
Golden BEARS?!?!? RAINBOW Warriors?!?!?
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡
26 days ago
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else. unplug the machine.
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Devin 🌞 Thomas O’Shea
27 days ago
2026 will be the year anti-AI sentiment becomes commodified - the back end of the grift where you have to pay to get rid of copilot or whatever
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I’m a Carhartt gay now
28 days ago
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johnasavoia
about 1 month ago
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I “thanks queen”d a bartender in River North by accident, and in response she said “okay yep!” 💀
30 days ago
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getting cruised on the red line at 9am is honestly such a confidence boosting experience to start my morning with
about 1 month ago
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I've had this video saved in my watch later for the past two years and man, has it aged like fine wine
youtu.be/EUrOxh_0leE
loading . . .
AI does not exist but it will ruin everything anyway
YouTube video by Angela Collier
https://youtu.be/EUrOxh_0leE
about 1 month ago
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Marisa Kabas
about 1 month ago
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
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depths of wikipedia
about 1 month ago
as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
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is finals week making me look as tired as I feel
about 1 month ago
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Kai
about 1 month ago
mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out realistic mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out mickey is in chastity cage ghibli mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out big tits mickey huge anime style
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yixura
about 1 month ago
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
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Kate Aronoff
about 1 month ago
Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
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JADE did the damn thing 😮💨 (didn’t edit the original track listing with the deluxe and made all the bonus tracks a separate disc)
about 1 month ago
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Microplastics Sommelier
about 1 month ago
absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
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bit snowed in today
@maxbever.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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bartender at Maria’s who looks exactly like Jason Kelce, I will do anything for you
about 1 month ago
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Leen McBeans
4 months ago
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Spencer
about 1 month ago
Take your privacy screen protector off I’m tryna take a peek
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erectronic dance music
about 1 month ago
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will
about 1 month ago
omggg tidal really called me the f-slurrrr 🤭
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the drummer of Foxing is so hot
about 1 month ago
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bloomfie summit at Foxing tonight
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about 1 month ago
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Kenya Pleaser as a name alone is worth the crown
about 2 months ago
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I always love it when the urinals have a bunch of ice in them. like yayyyy melting mini game :3
about 1 year ago
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lemme post this here too
about 2 months ago
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Chris Person
about 2 months ago
I understand why people stay on services that suck but not Spotify. There’s so many other platforms that are 1-to-1 the same but with less garbage if not objectively better.
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I love formatting documents on Word. I love pressing ⌘+D to open up the font format and making text Small Caps. I love marking Headings and adding a Table of Contents at the beginning of the document. I love marking when a new section starts so I can make the page numbering different
about 2 months ago
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if you took a stuffed belly pic after thanksgiving dinner, I think that you should post it for the rest of us to see and give thanks for
about 2 months ago
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