Fire Force is on fucking TOP let’s gooooooo

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

Forgot to take my meds this morning, and forgot my watch and wedding ring. I’m clearly a mess and deserved to go home from work early.

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Next weeks JJK episode will be my favorite episode in the entirety of the series

Having a very “I don’t want to be at work day” day, and it’s a 12 hour day too 😔

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

Got approved for our Tacoma apartment today and started packing our first boxes

I saw the local Menards bathed in the light of a beautiful sunset and thought to myself “Golden Hour Menards sounds like a song Chappell Roan would sing”

The lord giving (Kings Row attack) and the lord taketh (Numbani defense)

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.

Casting a spell on u 🪄✨

Fiona and Cake season 2 is excellent :-)

I’m ready for a day of rest

The jump in storage capacity from Nintendo 64 cartridges to GameCube discs allowed the developers to be astonishingly generous with the storage in comparison. A Super Mario Sunshine cutscene of a single image fading in and out is larger than the entirety of Super Mario 64.

Time feeling oddly surreal rn what do you mean I’m leaving the Midwest in 5 weeks

Working Christmas wasn’t that bad but honestly I’m sending a personal “fuck you” to anyone who said “I’m sorry you have to work Christmas” Bitch you are WHY I’m working Christmas BECAUSE you are here

He honk on my shoo til I mimimimimimimimi

Simply Having A wonderful

My contractor ghosted me for a third time this week so I guess I’m ghosting him back now

I love the phrase “dicking around”. It’s gotta be in the top 5 ways to lollygag.

Having an ice cream bowl hehe

I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks

I gotta say, as a longtime Metroid fan, Prime 4 has been a letdown. The game looks gorgeous, plays very well, and has an incredibly strong soundtrack…but that’s about where my complements end.

Clair Obscur Expedition 33 has won more game awards than any game EVER MADE and I'm so happy. Absolute modern masterpiece of a game Game of the Year Best RPG Best Score And Music Best Independent Best Debut Indie Best Direction Best Narrative Best Art Direction Best Performance (Jennifer English)

Lexapro is one hell of a drug. I went through a horrible day at work but I’m still feeling upbeat and positive like let’s fucking go I love life sm 🫶

When I move, I’m gonna miss my neighborhood so much. I love my little walkable city. 8 non-chain restaurants, 3 bars, two oui’d shops, and a co-op grocery store and convenience store.

We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games. Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏

My personal top 10 games of 2025: Expedition 33 Blue Prince Silksong Hades II Donkey Kong Bananza Ender Magnolia Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo Kirby Air Riders Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Ball x Pit

Well. He was right. It took more than that to bring him down.

Btw if anyone’s looking to leave Spotify for Apple Music I just found out Apple made it suuuuper easy. In settings you go to Music < Transfer music from other services And it’s like seamless and fast too

IMO it’s so silly that music crossfade is the default setting on the Apple Music app

Oh…. the mistletoe’s hung??? 🫣

Is performative male sneezing a thing? I need to submit myself

another capybara pattern

I wish Apple could give me a 2025 emoji recap because I know my tops would be 🗣️ 🤩 🫶 this year

#ONEPIECE #fanart #kuronoe #ベポ誕生祭2025 おめでとう〜🐻‍❄️

Help!

Top pet peeve for sure is bitches who come in my drive thru and don’t roll their windows down immediately. I CANNOT TALK THROUGH GLASS

Take your privacy screen protector off I’m tryna take a peek

I. Wish. The. Stock. Market. Would. Die.

I just paired mac and cheese with a cornichon pickle and I’m feeling very ratatouille

Whenever anyone asks where I get all of my energy from I’m now only going to respond “Lexapro is one hell of a drug”

Got called unc (derogatory) in overwatch chat