“i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” okay so you aren't a real hater

Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison Of His Own Creation https://theonion.com/napkinless-man-with-grease-covered-fingers-realizes-he-1825856994/

Getting rewarded on my drive home from a hard day of work with a beautiful sunset :-)

Begging people to at least ~try~ a local coffee shop

Cool S-uicune

Metroid Fusion ad (2002) #retro #art #gaming #Metroid

this video is gonna make me throw up

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Sza makes music for girls like me

If I give a treat to you for the dog in your car, pleeeeease give it before leaving my drive thru window. I want to see the joy and you are depriving me

Switching my attention back to Mewgenics from Pokopia

Me seeing my trans friends on Trans Day of Visibility

Dear niche audience who has both a pressure cooker and buy rotisserie chicken: I cannot recommend enough making your own chicken broth from the carcass. It’s crazy easy and craaaazy better than store bought

GOD IS GOOD 😩😩

Tomodachi Life has no filter in it btw

The only tech product that has delivered on its promise of redefining its field while also preserving the best of the past is this

Denji’s finally happy can yall be happy for him too please

It’s weird looking at pictures of me from like 2 years ago when I had no gray hairs. Like oh I was young once???

It’s been 3 years since my trip to Japan and I *need* to go back

these super low profile thumb braces are the reason i can play video games again and i did a lot of searching to find them. no provider recommended them to me for video games! none of them really knew what to do about gaming. i don't want to gatekeep! www.mothership.blog/a-thumb-brac...

Me and my little deck against the world

You guyyyyys I asked my husband to be my Patrick for today and he said NO 😭😭😭

Btw the stache is back

We need a guillotine emoji now more than ever

The worst thing for our planet is billionaires

I’ve decided I’m going to wear as little clothing as I want in my apartment and if someone on the rooftop lounge across the way sees something that’s nothing for me to worry about

When I smoke I usually don’t dream. And I’m 4 days without weed and the Walgreens stress dreams have found me.

If you need me I’ll be in the toad fujoshi room

Hate when coffee shops pull some bullshit like sprinkling cinnamon on top of a coffee. ITS NOT GOING TO MIX IN BECAUSE IT HOMOPHOBIC

Takaba my GOAT

I love making stock from my rotisserie chicken carcass

Pombom’s gonna evolve and stand up on two feet…but not the two feet you’re thinking of

You can run, you can hide, but you cannot escape Shen Yun

I bought so many unnecessary trinkets at Comic Com today 🤩🤩

I 🫶 miss Rainier

Was just informed by my realtor that the furniture we left in our backyard for staging has been stolen 🙃🙃

Pizza 🗣️ and 🗣️ ranchhhhhh 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Business idea: a laundromat in the gayborhood called No Loads Refused

My new store is so lax compared to what I’m used to. Like I have downtime to just be on my phone or even read manga at the end of the night.

Coffee shop and manga kind of Sunday for me

Between moving in and building all this new ikea furniture, I owe my downstairs neighbors a banana bread

I really need to unclench my jaw when I play Overwatch

High and playing Pokemon Pinball Ruby & Sapphire on my Friday night

I have a controversial opinions to share, and I hope it doesn’t make anyone think differently of me… But I love sweet pickles. Bread and butter pickles absolutely slap. I eat them bitches straight from the jar.

Master has given Dobby a Tenga Egg. Dobby is free!!

I finally have my bidet back after spending 3 weeks without her

Getting off work early so I can go home and play Mewgenics

Just completed my first successful run in Mewgenics and I’m hooked

Washington has too many damn Cybertrucks it’s pissing me off