what if they fought back against republicans instead

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Nothing hits the way 3 ibuprofen does

Hey what’s up hello

favorite new Stereogum Discord emoji

Who up hormbling their chormble

I just know Trent Reznor has sucked dick at least once in his life

Made a cheddar scallion chili crunch sourdough loaf. Going to dip it in some pho later

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

Hot dad from the mounjaro commercial save me….save me hot dad from the mounjaro commercial….

I’m gridposting again. 4x4

just discovered "roaming" whereby my telephone can go on an adventure like a man. i dont care that it costs me money, it's the right thing to do. this little computer is my son

Sometimes a YouTube video can change the course of your life

This new Model/Actriz EP absolutely slaps good lord youtu.be/a8wLHhFfkjg?...

Did you know that someday you will ache like I ache

Perfect

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

My main issue with Pillion is that they used Bradley Hand as the font for Alexander Skarsgard’s chest tattoos

Birria + focaccia = birriaccia

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

At the end of the day it’s just me and my one flexing pose

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Every morning a powerful force urges me to stare off into the distance until I’m late for work

I wish for a world where Minneapolis does not have to repeatedly be a flashpoint for the most grotesque acts of fascist state violence. My heart breaks for the people of a city that deserves more than taxpayer-funded knees on necks and federal bullets through windshields.

@notmatcha.bsky.social said I should make an AOTY list. So I did.

They should invent doomscrolling that doesn’t make you feel bad

My tits are down here

Love when a hot gay guy is really weird (positive connotation)

My birthday being on the day after Zohran won really makes up for last year’s birthday being on the day Trump won

shout out chicago.

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

For your consideration: loaf

New favorite shirt alert

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Customer: (not on record) DMV: ? Verdict: ACCEPTED

sex is so stupid. meet me on the field of battle

like, it is not the standard embellishment someone gets when they die tragically, i have seen report after report that does not in any way resemble the actual public life of charlie kirk, to the point that they frequently do not quote him at all

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

Y’all can have a post-workout thirst trap. As a treat

I miss Pitchfork fest 😔

Come over I made focaccia

They're trying to decuntify this diva