Happy to be back covering the Canucks and being very silly about it along the way! Here’s an out of context excerpt from my first column back:

"The #Canucks can officially say they had someone on the roster this year who is younger than the Nintendo Wii, and I am sure that makes us all feel really cool and normal about our lives." Read the first Canucks Column of the season from @ellycelly.bsky.social here: buff.ly/N4DGlT0

…that garlic dipping sauce does slap though. my latest very serious piece for the beaverton is live ⬇️

Patriotic Canadians resigned to consuming Pizza Pizza www.thebeaverton.com/2025/08/patr...

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

I wrote about John “Ozzy” Osbourne—a working class lad made good, who rose from a slaughterhouse killing floor to the highest echelons of rock stardom in spite of himself, who gave us heavy metal and left a more complex legacy than many realize—for @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/cult...

Come see what Offside News Co is all about! We’re especially looking for PWHL writers, transfemme writers, writers of colour, and any visual artists as we head into next season. Please reach out if you’re if you’re interested! Let’s have some fun with this stupid sport. ⬇️

Hey if you’re super cool and fun and want to write things about hockey that you simply won’t see anywhere else, come check out our open meeting! If you can’t make it, send us a DM if you want to pitch us or learn more about what we do. No sports writing experience necessary!

Open Meeting Alert! 📝🏒 Have you ever created a thread comparing NHLers to Labubus? Do you have strong opinions about PWHL expansion? Do you hate the Toronto Maple Leafs? You might be a hockey writer without even knowing. Join us for an open pitch meeting this Thursday!

Hi, I wrote about movies and hockey. Likely place for me to be. Check out my full Stanley Cup finalist Letterboxd report cards if you’re so inclined!

🎬 The @letterboxd.social teams asked members of the Edmonton Oilers and Florida Panthers what their cinematic starting lineup is. So, how did the teams fare? Read @ellycelly.bsky.social grade their movie picks here: buff.ly/vJMlHOs

I love everything @dancekatrina13.bsky.social writes but especially this. Happy Fourth to everyone who struggles with the meaning of days like today. We can believe in something better if we believe in each other.

This is like finding out everything nice Anakin Skywalker did for the galaxy before the events of revenge of the sith

Saluting with tears streaming down my face

You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in

the leafs bringing in a horse tamer is a really good example of how men will do anything except go to therapy

Sirens drafted 18.75% of all picks at this year’s #PWHL draft.

Missed the 2025 PWHL Entry Draft or PWHL Awards? We’ve got you. Read the full list of draftees and award winners below, broken down by round, team, and position. 📝: buff.ly/7ns3MhV

Another nice little story about the best newspaper in America.

Vancouver-based foundations that provide resources for women facing domestic violence or other barriers, including housing, childcare, employment & more: Atira: atira.bc.ca Downtown Eastside WC: dewc.ca North Shore WC: northshorewomen.ca Salal Sexual Violence Support Centre: www.salalsvsc.ca

it's been a remarkable journey, watching rutherford and allvin come in and systematically dismantle everything good and redeemable and likeable about this canucks team. never witnessed anything quite like it.

The Abbotsford Canucks are the AHL Calder Cup champs after beating Charlotte in 6 games. A great accomplishment by the organization.

I had SO much fun talking with Alyssa about how I am translating a hyper-online platform to a successful grassroots campaign and the best ways to use the right’s words against itself. Read it here: aftermath.site/kat-abughaza...

deportations are about more than losing labor in this country. a lot of the time, they’re about deciding what parts of you you’d grieve the least if you had to leave them behind. i wrote about that here: open.substack.com/pub/aandanot...

"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??

how do I make this about the uncalled high stick on Quinn Hughes in May 2024

I'm as anti-AI as the next writer, but apparently whenever people see em-dashes in text now they're like "THAT'S AI!" bitch do you know how many other punctuation types I ignore to overuse em-dashes because I like the way they look? No commas, no ellipses, no colons, no semicolons, no periods...

We've just updated the @wired.com guide to protecting your privacy while attending protests with the latest best practices. @agreenberg.bsky.social and @lhn.bsky.social report: www.wired.com/story/how-to...

Padilla: If this is how DHS responds to a senator with a question you can only imagine what they're doing to farm workers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California.

RIP big dog

people who should really know better talk about niagara falls like it’s the chernobyl exclusion zone

Armando Iannucci and his entire team were hitting 90s Bulls dynasty levels during seasons 1-4 of Veep. Just absolutely legendary stuff.

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

Between this and the Sabrina Carpenter one... are music videos back? This shit is so cool.

Does anybody here know Yung Gravy? I have a question.

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

🎉🥳🎊

Tom Cruise: Portrait Of A Coward defector.com/if-tom-cruis...

would pay a premium to get a detailed transcript of what Brind’Amour said to Maurice

Got to officially conclude this year's Walk To The CTC journey last night by presenting the fundraiser cheque to the Boys & Girls Club of Ottawa. Phenomenal work they're doing and we couldn't be happier to help contribute on that front!

Industry Today: "We won't need Junior Position In This Role Anymore, AI will do it All" Industry in about 2 Years: "We can't find skilled Senior Position In this Role, UNIVERSITIES HAVE FAILED US"

What is Hockey Canada and the CHL's commitment to keeping players and public safe from sexual violence? What should that training look like? If the Hockey Canada sexual assault trial didn't raise enough questions about this, this certainly raises more. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

So bad and so predictable. I'm tired. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I dont care if Bluesky is dying. People reading my posts is secondary to my need to post

Foreign Election Interference? Mark Carney reportedly constructed his cabinet with IKEA instructions thebeaverton.com/2025/05/fore...

in some very cool news, my first article with The Beaverton is live now! tell me it’s good and even if you don’t think it is can you tell me anyways thanks

There are whole movies that don’t have the twists and turns of this paragraph.

blurry background zoom people compel me so much. what are you hiding back there