I hope everyone is enjoying their fourth Top Gun Maverick summer in a row

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

Privatized airports means Canadians will pay less flying Air Canada out of Rogers Airport sponsored by Draft Kings

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Evil spirit inside Olympic stuffed animal now controls Nathan MacKinnon’s mortal soul

I wrote about something that’s been on my mind for two days. We must get to the truth of this story. Colorado Avalanche pls respond.

I was on Stanchies duty for last night’s #Canucks game! If you want context for this, I guess you’re going to have to read 👀

The Stanchies: Red-hot Pittsburgh Penguins top Canucks 3-2

firing a team's longtime head coach but keeping the longtime general manager

While the #Canucks are hot in the headlines, here’s my latest trying to make sense of a team with a lot of potential and not much to show for it right now.

3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Kevin Lankinen’s sharp saves not enough to carry Canucks to a win

Canucks vs Sens tonight. Very stoppable force meets extremely movable object.

My thoughts on the #Canucks this week: bad, they’re doing bad.

3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Liam Öhgren and other young players leading the charge

It is murder, plainly, and on video, and they'll look you in the eyes and describe a completely different reality. Pure delusion. Not to be overly dramatic, but it really feels like something's happened where our realities have entirely diverged. I have nothing in common with these people

CRA in blind panic after someone completes tax return in January

Linus Karlsson is a feel-good story in a never ending carousel of feel-bad stories. My latest on the #Canucks ⬇️

3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Linus Karlsson’s three-point week leads the charge into 2026

The Grinch, Nickelback, the Victoire collectively moving like the evil Energizer Bunny, and distinct kicking motions. The Vancouver Goldeneyes could not catch a break. The Goldies is out now! Thank you Lachlan for tapping me in to cover today!

The Goldies: #Goldeneyes drop holiday home game 4-2 to Victoire Written by @ellycelly.bsky.social, who graciously stepped in the last minute and did a fantastic job!! lachinthecrease.subs...

My Stanchies debut for this #Canucks  season was a win…I didn’t know they could do that. Give it a read, click all the links, click all the ads!

The Stanchies: Youth carries Canucks in weekend win vs. Wild

Happy to be back covering the Canucks and being very silly about it along the way! Here’s an out of context excerpt from my first column back:

"The #Canucks can officially say they had someone on the roster this year who is younger than the Nintendo Wii, and I am sure that makes us all feel really cool and normal about our lives." Read the first Canucks Column of the season from @ellycelly.bsky.social here: buff.ly/N4DGlT0

…that garlic dipping sauce does slap though. my latest very serious piece for the beaverton is live ⬇️

Patriotic Canadians resigned to consuming Pizza Pizza www.thebeaverton.com/2025/08/patr...

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

I wrote about John “Ozzy” Osbourne—a working class lad made good, who rose from a slaughterhouse killing floor to the highest echelons of rock stardom in spite of himself, who gave us heavy metal and left a more complex legacy than many realize—for @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/cult...

Come see what Offside News Co is all about! We’re especially looking for PWHL writers, transfemme writers, writers of colour, and any visual artists as we head into next season. Please reach out if you’re if you’re interested! Let’s have some fun with this stupid sport. ⬇️

Hey if you’re super cool and fun and want to write things about hockey that you simply won’t see anywhere else, come check out our open meeting! If you can’t make it, send us a DM if you want to pitch us or learn more about what we do. No sports writing experience necessary!

Open Meeting Alert! 📝🏒 Have you ever created a thread comparing NHLers to Labubus? Do you have strong opinions about PWHL expansion? Do you hate the Toronto Maple Leafs? You might be a hockey writer without even knowing. Join us for an open pitch meeting this Thursday!

Hi, I wrote about movies and hockey. Likely place for me to be. Check out my full Stanley Cup finalist Letterboxd report cards if you’re so inclined!

🎬 The @letterboxd.social teams asked members of the Edmonton Oilers and Florida Panthers what their cinematic starting lineup is. So, how did the teams fare? Read @ellycelly.bsky.social grade their movie picks here: buff.ly/vJMlHOs

I love everything @dancekatrina13.bsky.social writes but especially this. Happy Fourth to everyone who struggles with the meaning of days like today. We can believe in something better if we believe in each other.

This is like finding out everything nice Anakin Skywalker did for the galaxy before the events of revenge of the sith

Saluting with tears streaming down my face

You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in

the leafs bringing in a horse tamer is a really good example of how men will do anything except go to therapy

Sirens drafted 18.75% of all picks at this year’s #PWHL draft.

Missed the 2025 PWHL Entry Draft or PWHL Awards? We’ve got you. Read the full list of draftees and award winners below, broken down by round, team, and position. 📝: buff.ly/7ns3MhV

Another nice little story about the best newspaper in America.

Vancouver-based foundations that provide resources for women facing domestic violence or other barriers, including housing, childcare, employment & more: Atira: atira.bc.ca Downtown Eastside WC: dewc.ca North Shore WC: northshorewomen.ca Salal Sexual Violence Support Centre: www.salalsvsc.ca

it's been a remarkable journey, watching rutherford and allvin come in and systematically dismantle everything good and redeemable and likeable about this canucks team. never witnessed anything quite like it.

The Abbotsford Canucks are the AHL Calder Cup champs after beating Charlotte in 6 games. A great accomplishment by the organization.

I had SO much fun talking with Alyssa about how I am translating a hyper-online platform to a successful grassroots campaign and the best ways to use the right’s words against itself. Read it here: aftermath.site/kat-abughaza...

deportations are about more than losing labor in this country. a lot of the time, they’re about deciding what parts of you you’d grieve the least if you had to leave them behind. i wrote about that here: open.substack.com/pub/aandanot...

"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??