Over the moon to say that I’ll be writing a weekly #NHL column for @offsidenewsco this season! The big picture drama and narratives of this sport are my happy place, so look forward to a lot of yapping about more than just the scores. Give it a read now ⬇️

"Overpaying now is a bargain down the road. Eight years is the difference between being a rookie and getting asked about your biological clock, after all. There’s no telling how high the salary cap will be then." Read @admbeaumont.bsky.social 's first #NHL column here: buff.ly/Z7gCvt8

Come see what Offside News Co is all about! We’re especially looking for PWHL writers, transfemme writers, writers of colour, and any visual artists as we head into next season. Please reach out if you’re if you’re interested! Let’s have some fun with this stupid sport. ⬇️

Open Meeting Alert! 📝🏒 Have you ever created a thread comparing NHLers to Labubus? Do you have strong opinions about PWHL expansion? Do you hate the Toronto Maple Leafs? You might be a hockey writer without even knowing. Join us for an open pitch meeting this Thursday!

Breaking Down the New York Rangers 2025 NHL Draft Class Evaluating the Blueshirts’ 2025 NHL Draft selections in an uncertain time for the franchise. Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/breaking-dow... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR

Why the New York Rangers Should Not Waste Their Time on Mitch Marner In 2025’s competitive free agent market, there are names the Blueshirts shouldn’t break a sweat over. Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/why-the-new-... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR

"We should be outside, basking in the sun, sipping on something with elderberry in it, and listening to the new Lorde album." In preparation for the #StanleyCup Final starting tonight between #LetsGoOilers and #TimeToHunt, read @admbeaumont.bsky.social‬'s preview here: buff.ly/BHSAQ8o

2025 Rangers Report Card: Chris Kreider He’s the heart of the Rangers, and maybe the next to go. What does Chris Kreider’s turbulent season mean for his future in New York? Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/2025-rangers... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR

🚨 Voting for the Vesey Awards closes next Wednesday, May 28th. Winners will be announced May 29th! More information about the categories and awards can be found at the link below. Don’t forget to have fun! Happy Veseys, everyone, and happy voting! offsidenewsco.com/news/vesey-a...

🏆🏒 The NHL Awards aren't happening this year, but the staff at Offside News remains dedicated to rewarding true success in hockey. Vote for your favourite moments and stars of the year here: buff.ly/ss8dHhn Read more: buff.ly/vhfjEPn

2025 Rangers Report Card: Will Borgen Will Borgen arrived in New York with low expectations, and might have just helped redefined the Rangers' blueline. Here's how he graded out. Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/2025-rangers... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR

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More dumbass shit for your reading pleasure!

"The Mammoth plans to attend all Utah home games during the 2025-2026 season. He’s been given a box at the Delta Center to fit his 6-ton body. Fans hope his large frame will help bolster the team’s size and physicality." Read @admbeaumont.bsky.social 's "interview" here: buff.ly/ARMWGqu

Can the Abbotsford Canucks continue to capitalize on their recent historic regular-season winning streak when it matters most? Everything's on the line in the #CalderCup playoffs. Read the #ProudlyAbbotsford crash course from @ellycelly.bsky.social here: buff.ly/vZWmZTR

Mammoth day for Utah The new name is official https://twitter.com/utahhockeyclub/status/1920116569226805584

“Massive #s of students are going to emerge... who are essentially illiterate. Both in the literal sense and in the sense of being historically illiterate + having no knowledge of their own culture, much less anyone else’s.” This isn't the only reason AI is bad, but it's why it is bad for students.

the technodystopia is here nymag.com/intelligence...

At this point, every new headline about the administration just makes me go, “Sure! Why not?” Cutting CDC programs? Sure. Creating an Orwellian list of citizens’ medical data? Sure. Getting involved in Latin American politics again? Sure! Like what am I gonna do? Get scared? That’s what they want.

Rangers, Juuso Parssinen Agree to Two-Year Contract Extension Juuso Parssinen re-signs with the Rangers. But will the underused forward finally get his chance to shine under Mike Sullivan? Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/rangers-juus... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR

I like writing stupid things sometimes. Give it a read. offsidenewsco.com/news/john-to...

"Fans of the eight #NHL teams currently looking for a new coach sit trembling in fear that John Tortorella will end up at their rink." Read @admbeaumont.bsky.social 's listicle here: buff.ly/CSCgdvM

11 Under 25: Assessing the New York Rangers Younger Players Laviolette's lineup decisions makes the development the Rangers' youth hard to parse. Nevertheless, here's a look at the 11 Rangers under 25. Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/11-under-25-... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR

After opening statements from the Crown attorney, Judge Carroccia has ruled this case a mistrial. There is a publication ban on the reason for this decision. A new jury of 14 jurors will be selected later today. The case is not being dropped, but it’s a frustrating development.

Back to my roots! Despite the score, this was a fun one to chat about. Give it a read before puck drop tonight. #GoBolts

"The Tampa Bay Lightning are off to a not-so-great start in their 2025 NHL Playoff run. Well, that’s putting it lightly. It was bad. They’re doing bad." #GoBolts Read @admbeaumont's recap of Round 1 Game 1 here: buff.ly/ruQTsry

proud to contribute to this piece. EM is always in my thoughts

CW: Discussions of sexual assault and self-harm. The trial of five 2018 Canadian World Juniors players charged with sexual assault began in London, ON, this week. For updated coverage free of paywalls, we have compiled information about the case here: buff.ly/ZHRUzq0

Greg Cronin will not return as head coach of the Anaheim Ducks. #FlyTogether Other news here: offsidenewsco.com

Back to writing silly things about the #NYR. This one was fun, give it a read! ⬇️ offsidenewsco.com/news/gabe-pe...

"Upon Gabe Perreault’s entry, Rempe puffed a line of fake sugar smoke and remarked, 'It’s not too bad, we could always be them,' then gestured to the dog cage next door where the social media team is kept under lock and key." Read @admbeaumont.bsky.social 's article here: buff.ly/7vP1zvQ

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“I’d love to be here to reap the benefits, but it’s not about me at this point." Blackhawks captain Nick Foligno could have spent his twilight years Cup-chasing. Instead, he's obsessively planting seeds in a garden he'll never get to see. My column: www.nytimes.com/athletic/624...

On Feb. 26, Pat McAfee worked an unsubstantiated internet rumor into his show, then transitioned to analyzing Jaxson Dart’s draft stock and moved on. Mary Kate Cornett, the college freshman at the center of the rumor, wishes she could do the same. http://dlvr.it/TJvkdY

A Democrat giving a historically long speech about resisting, only to be a part of a unanimous confirmation of Trump's latest appointee, tells you everything you need to know about the Democrats.

Sometimes I have to sit back and be like “I can’t believe I’m hearing the rise of fascism on NPR”

What Is Gabe Perreault Actually Going To Do for This New York Rangers Team? He’s talented, he’s confident, and he’s ready—but is Perreault what the Rangers need right now? It isn’t as simple as it seems Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/what-is-gabe... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR

Puck drop in an hour. Give my recap a read. It’s a mess for the New York Rangers, but fun for us! #NYR

"We never know which New York Rangers we’re going to see — the team of the verge of a Wild Card spot, or the group of tired men watching the calendar as if it’s a classroom clock on the last day before summer vacation." Read @admbeaumont.bsky.social 's #NYR recap here:

twitter may be down BUT OFFSIDE NEWS CO ISN'T - make sure to read @ellycelly.bsky.social's absolutely fantastic 3 way trade explainer

After the high-profile three-team trades that happened around the #NHL trade deadline, you might still have some questions. Why and how do these trades happen? What's the deal with salary retention, anyway? 📝 Read our Hockey 101 guide here:

Hey all! Do you have Opinions about Hockey both Serious and Unserious? Are you a transgender woman? Reach out to me! offsidenewsco.com is seeking writing talent! I can attest it's a fun atmosphere full of diverse queer voices who love the sport. We'd love to have you!

really good article about the upcoming season! very honored @admbeaumont.bsky.social featured my classic memeset in this article. also it's one of the most correct pieces of hockey journalism!

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever written and it’s the most fun I’ve ever had. offsidenewsco.com/news/vibes-2025

"Sometimes, the #NHL Trade Deadline is not about grabbing the flashiest, most skilled players available to make a deep Cup run. It may just be about getting some personality on the team to liven up the locker room." Read @admbeaumont.bsky.social 's suggestions here: buff.ly/kjuVu7w

A time-honored tradition at Offside News is losing our minds in the wee hours of the night during deadline season. This is a fun one, give it a read! ⬇️ offsidenewsco.com/news/worst-t...

"It’s trade deadline week in the #NHL, which means the worst armchair GMs you know haven’t slept in ten days, have twelve tabs of PuckPedia open, and are tweeting an endless stream of terrible suggestions." Read our staff's worst trade proposals here: buff.ly/JGTFE0R

Missed today's #NHL trades and signings? @admbeaumont.bsky.social has the recap for you: buff.ly/JfuGDkh