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Trump says Ukraine can have all its occupied territory back if it beats Putin's offer

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CRA addresses long call centre wait times by hiring CRA scammers

Danielle Smith invokes notwithstanding clause to win argument with spouse

Millions in property damage caused as pumpkins plummet from the sky for first day of Fall

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US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve