I honestly just bought the new Hayley Williams album, because “find me at Whole Foods, bitch” is an epic quote.

Kadri you magnificent bastard. #flames

genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos

It's like the The Army–McCarthy trials, but run by the characters from Idiocracy.

Pritzker: "It's unconscionable. This has never happened before. They're calling out troops onto the streets of a state that doesn't want them and they're not even telling us where they're gonna go, what they're gonna do. This hasn't happened I don't think since the Civil War."

Man Prime Days is such an absolute scam. My wife and I marvel at how much we don't miss having Amazon in our lives since dropping it a year and a half ago.

If people want to be realistic, the #oilers probably only have this year to win the cup. Imagine if they get swept in the first round this year, what the narrative will be leading into the summer and throughout McDavid's "final year" as an Oiler. That pressure will be more than any team to handle.

Flacco is one ring away from having the full AFC North infinity gauntlet.

MAY I EXPLAIN?

Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/

It’s wild that parents of public schools in Alberta aren’t losing their mind over this stat. “He was referring to per-student funding. A private school now gets 70 per cent of the public school per-student grant.” calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...

"Solar ... is now so cheap that large markets for solar can emerge in a country in the space of a single year." Another historic milestone for the energy transition, which is doing things seemingly daily that I was told quite often until quite recently were impossible www.bbc.com/news/article...

"ONE is the loneliest number that you'll ever do Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one."

Having fun with Letterboxd Lists

Only Flames legends wear 19. This kid is going to be great. #flames

Statement from Illinois Governor JB Pritzker

The Earthquakes “retro” kit is pretty blah. They always look better in black and blue. #vwfc

Each Whitecaps pass is like two-three inches off, it’s like they’re still hungover from Wednesday. #vwfc

I sat down with Ryan Gauld today to talk about his injury, his return and what the addition of Thomas Muller means for his spot in the Whitecaps lineup. #vwfc #mls www.thecanadianpressnews.ca/sports/vanco...

Today, #ForeverCanadian brought 230,000 petition signatures to Edmonton. Our volunteers will continue collecting signatures until October 28. We need your signature to reach our 300,000 requirement to keep Alberta in Canada. #ableg #Yeg #Yyc #CdnPoli

American Eagle was dragged into an online outrage cycle after conservative media figures claimed that liberals were offended by the clothing company's ads featuring Sydney Sweeney and a denim-themed pun about her "great jeans." We checked the data. That wasn't true. openmeasures.io/american-eag...

THE ‘CAPS HAVE QUALIFIED TO THE CONCACAF CHAMPIONS CUP! 🏆 With their Canadian Championship title, the Vancouver Whitecaps secured their ticket to next year’s #ChampionsCup. #VWFC #CanChamp 📸 Ali Arabpour

Let’s bringing it back to the #Concafchampionscup #vwfc

Gauld’s got a baby!!! #vwfc

Far better than I expected. #vwfc

Watching Tater Tot busting down the sideline is one of the best things to watch this season. #vwfc

Typically Historical Non-Fiction/Drama shows aren't really my cup of tea, but "The New Dress" with Ben Mendelsohn on AppleTV is pretty exceptional. Mendelsohn doesn't miss much, but the whole Catherine Dior storyline is mesmerizing.

CFL mention on Jeopardy! 👨‍🎓 (🎥: ‘Jeopardy!’ via CFL)

There have been many "signs" that American is becoming a fascist state, but I'm pretty sure this whole song and dance with the Military Generals takes the cake.

On this National Day for Truth and Reconciliation — and every day — it’s our shared responsibility to listen, learn, and reflect on the lasting impacts of residential schools, and on the work still ahead on the journey towards reconciliation.

Love Müller calling out the loser mentality in Vancouver. LFG. #vwfc

Me: [Laughing at all the gold Riyadh Comedy Festival memes.... and then seeing Jimmy Carr is playing] #riyadhcomedy

Is this the end of the John Harbaurgh era in Baltimore? #ravensflock #ravens

That's a pretty bad look, even for the #oilers.

‘Caps should be gunning for 1st In the conference as it’s a ticket for the CONCAF championship (if they don’t win the Voyageurs cup). #vwfc

Alan Cumming on bathroom bills: "Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."

Refugee camps. Look at what we’ve been reduced to! #WarRavagedPortland

1) If this is true, I'll happily delete the draft email I had to my MP. 2) I doubt Mr. Gasparro is going to have a good week next week.

I feel like someone just broke into my Yahoo! Account...

There’s a young lad at my child’s elementary who I have seen wear a “Death row records” t-shirt and a “Boyz in the hood” hoodie. Kid can’t be older than grade 3 and I have no idea how to wrap my head around this combo of choices.

Also what is the deal with the stuttery replays during this broadcast. Every clip is either off or stuck in rewind. #vwfc #timbersfc

Looks like we’re 2023 Berhaulter this evening. #vwfc

The dead give away with all these so-called "trans policies" is that they NEVER apply to trans men.

[Reads "Classic Jerseys"] [Realizes these "Classics" are the Jerseys that I grew up with and assumed they still used]

I finally saw Gunn's Superman and here is my hot take nobody asked for... As someone who absolutely can't stand the #Superman character, this movie would have been one of the best superhero movies if it had dropped the "inter-dimensional rift" story line. Drop that part and it is perfect.

Goodbye supporter shield hopes. 👋 #vwfc

Meanwhile over the weekend, the US government sent a letter threatening France, Australia, the UK, and Canada if they recognized Palestinian statehood. Despite US warnings of “punitive measures,” they proceeded with recognition.

You know it's bad when someone tied to #DCUnited says another club in MLS is a disaster...