How's Liam Millar's hair? #CanMNT 🇨🇦

If I saw Priso go down, my first thought as a manager would not be "you know who we need? Kamal Miller" #CanMNT 🇨🇦

I hope Marcelo Flores didn't use Manic Panic 🌧️ #CanMNT 🇨🇦

Facetimed the manfriend while he's in the press box for the lightning delay and played a fun game of "who's that?" every time a head popped up behind him 😂

Got my Govee lamp to do the same spinning rainbow as the CN Tower. It's so prettyyyyyyyy.

My camera equipment is very grateful I didn't apply to tonight's match. #CanMNT 🇨🇦

Italians, do you buy the FWC 2026 shirt on sale now or is it too cursed to purchase? #FIFAWorldCup

Between KitKats disappearing and Italy disappointing, this week is fun 😀

Hey Italians, come cry over my pasta pot. Needs more salt 🧂 #FIFAWorldCup

Clicked onto a Fox Sports stream of Bosnia-Italy and heard a commentator say "Milwaukee Messi" not even 5 seconds in. Have fun with that kind of commentary during FWC, America.

For those headed to BMO Field: The Weather Network is calling for the risk of a thunderstorm between 6 PM and 11 PM with 56 km wind gusts, 100% humidity and 80% P.O.P. #CanMNT 🇨🇦

TIL The writer of The Hunger Games was also the writer behind Little Bear. (Suzanne Collins)

First balcony work day of the season came early.

My building just had to send an email because too many people complained about *checks notes* Last week's fire alarm testing And they are explaining why they need to test fire alarms. I can't

I forgot CPL starts this weekend.

Just picked my April books from Book of the Month (bit.ly/4c0dypf) and couldn't decide between the thriller and the unhinged literary fiction debut so... both. Mad Mabel + Yesteryear incoming!

Saw Glory Sports and DeRo are doing a 2-hour live podcast event with Jesse Marsch this Wednesday. Tapped the ticket button. EXCUSE ME? 💀 #CanMNT 🇨🇦

It's not fair that it's going to be 1 degree for CanMNT match day on Saturday but 10 degrees on Sunday. Can we move it, @canadasocceren.bsky.social? 😅 #CanMNT 🇨🇦

Just heard that new song from the FIFA World Cup 2026 album by Jelly Donut. Can we go back to, like, La Copa de la Vida? #FIFAWorldCup

Check on your Liverpool friends. We're losing our king. 👑

For those who love the black CanMNT jersey, Nike has also released a matching ball: bit.ly/4t51Kch As well as a trucker hat: bit.ly/4c0Ys3V #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

Turning on #SLOMW for the first time. Here we go.

How does Ric Flair keep outliving people.

My heart is so broken for Jim Cornette right now. 💔

Why does every coffee shop have "protein coffee" now?

Apparently today is a Creator Day at the TFC match (where they invite a ton of creators & influencers to experience the corteo, match, etc for content) Bless whichever one of them goes, hey, I should go create content over there in the south end where the flags are 💀 #TFCLive

Brendan Dunlop becoming an in-stadium host for @torontofc.ca was a natural transition out of the press box. He always loved reading other people's writing and making it his own. #TFCLive

Ah, well. Guess I'm reading my book this weekend. #TFCLive

For anyone going to the TFC game this weekend: There will be no GO Transit train service at Exhibition nor Appleby, Bronte, Port Credit, Long Branch or Mimico GO buses will run from West Harbour & Aldershot GO to Union Station, stopping at Burlington, Oakville and Clarkson GO only. #TFCLive

WE LOST CHUCK NORRIS?! RIP legend.

I bloody love that one of the trending songs on TikTok right now is Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet.

Is Mercury in the Gatorade? I've seen two separate heated confrontations between strangers that required cop intervention in the span of ten minutes at Y&D.

TIL barely anybody in the wrestling business went to Mean Gene's funeral and now I'm sad about a funeral that happened in 2019.

I watched Dune I during the panorama and couldn't tell you what happened. Should I try again?

My desk smells like Apple Fritters ❤️

I've run out of RHOBH, RHOSLC and RHOA to watch 😭

Pssst! Want to save 10% on the new #CanMNT kits? Use code FootyPrime10 at Soccer World. Valid in-store or online: bit.ly/4br45qR

1 Ticket Available ($25) Section 114, Row 4 (South End) Transferred from season seat holder account. #TFCLive

Good morning! ☀️ 39 days to go until Northern Super League returns.

Marty Supreme? More like Marty Diesel. He shouldn't have been in the same category. #Oscars

Good morning! ☀️ 40 days until NSL is back.

Is it weird that I saw Koffing gas before I saw cherry blossoms #VWFC | #Pokemon30

I have one question about BMO Field's WC setup. WHERE ARE WE PLACING BITCHY THE HAWK?

Espresso's in my veins, so good morning! ☀️ 42 days until Northern Super League returns. (Go away snow!)

After stepping away from sports in the latter part of last summer for health reasons, seeing all the hype building again around WoSo with media days and training, I'm really excited to approach this season with a fresh mind, fresh creativity and new approaches.

I never want this season of #RHOBH to end.

Just saw a Toronto media account refer to a soccer field as a boy terrarium. Plz no.

Also I'm late but good morning! ☀️ 43 days to go until NSL is back. The hype is growing! 📈⚽

The Mansion Kingston has closed forever. My heart. Forever grateful for such a wonderful venue, the people I met there and its overall presence in some of my most formative years. #YGK

Free Brazen Head beer this. Free seat cushion that. I just want a stadium coke that doesn't cost $7