Kane's voice 💀

Watch this match feel more like a final than the actual final. #FIFAWorldCup

I love football.

Harry Kane's gonna be so pissed when he's introduced to Conca-lasers.

No one is allowed to say "soccer is boring" when MEX-ENG exists. #FIFAWorldCup

CONCACAF! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 CONCACAF!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 CONCACAF!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Dear Commentator, No deal is ever fully sealed in the 60th minute in Concacaf territory.

Things are about to get SO Concacaf-ey 🔥

Azteca should have hosted the final. #FIFAWorldCup

Got Cineplex Popcorn for $6 (and they gave us TWO bags) 🍿 Bless Too Good to Go: bit.ly/4vP5aSn

BURT MATHESON BUCSIS WAS BORN ON CANADA DAY ❤️🇨🇦

'Countdown to 2nd Half' Clock Appreciation Post. #FIFAWorldCup

Cyle looks piiiiiiiiissed (Beyond his usual RBF) #CanMNT

Bounou sharing his water bottle with Moise 🥹 #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

I wouldn't be mad if Richie got carded for fighting a guy accused of you know what, TBH. If you're gonna fight anyone, it's him. #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

Is that the first time in World Cup history that a nation has performed their anthem before a match they're not even a part of? #FIFAWorldCup

You just know if he were still here in physical form, there'd be photos and footage of Gord in the locker room huddle looking up to the lord above and saying, "Hey, man, thanks" #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

The Staq tribute on TSN 🥹 #CanMNT

THEY SAVED SNEAKY DEE'S

3 years yesterday with my favourite human ❤️

OH MY GAAAAAAAWD CROATIA 😭

I love you, offside flag. Siu-ck it, CR7.

A reminder that Kathryn Mayorga told Cristiano Ronaldo to stop, had a rape kit executed at the hospital and reported that private investigators hired by Ronaldo's European lawyers trailed her and recorded her movements afterwards. But yeah, allegations ruin careers.

How do you watch the London 5 case play out in real time in your own backyard and then go feral over Ronaldo being in Toronto. #FIFAWorldCup

I hope FIFA volunteers and other event staff have easy, short path access to lots of water today. Good lawd ☀️

I've been walking in the shade and I'm ready to rub antiperspirant on my face. Be safe out there, Toronto.

Got out of the shower and heard the chime of a Montreal subway station. Asked a construction guy at Queen-Spadina Station if it was coming from the tunnel. "Oh no, I heard it too. Montreal sent the city extra machines to help with the FIFA" So I'm not crazy 😅

Finger waving while your goal is being waived 😂 #FIFAWorldCup

A goal and a red card, WOOOOOF. #FIFAWorldCup

My first batch 🥰 #CanMNT

Cover your mouth: ✔️ When you sneeze ✔️ When you cough ❌ When you're playing a WC #FIFAWorldCup

Allegedly, none of the bar staff at the FIFA Fan Festival in Toronto has been paid for their work, with at least four weeks' worth owed so far.

Attention Millennials, Everyone on TikTok is now doing the Party Boy dance. We've come full circle. #JackassBestAndLast

Spotted at Eaton 〰️ #CanMNT

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If you told me Canada would clean sheet their way into the Round of 16 but Germany would struggle against Paraguay, I wouldn't have believed you. Halp. I can't look.

Petition to put Stephen Eustáquio on the labels of French's Ketchup. They're both straight outta Leamington. #CanMNT

Today was pure joy with the team and human I love. F*ck it, we're Canada, let's go ❤️ G'night Bluesky.

Take the "co" off Staq's "captain." That man shouldn't have to share with AD anymore. He's earned the full title full-stop. #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

OUR CAPTAIN 🇨🇦

There are a few players I would have subbed on before Davies. #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

I love their friendship so much. #CanMNT

UNLEASH CYLE LARIN 🌯 #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

Before they showed AD finally warming up, I was starting to believe the Bayern theory a little bit. #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

People wearing smart watches, how are those blood pressure alerts going? #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

Do Fudgsicles count as a hydration break? #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

Imagine if Ronaldo couldn't get into Canada for what he did in Vegas. A girl can dream.

God bless me, it's SUMMAH

Between the grumpiness, the ambiguity and the "decoy," after this group stage, I wouldn't care if managers never told us availabilities in advance again. Are the players living and breathing? Great. Next answer. I'm tired. #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

Fan of the Match goes to the guy who painted both halves of the World Cup on his forearms. #CanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup