What the Cristiano Ronaldo White House selfie reminds me of:

York United FC has invited business associates, media and now supporters to a special event on November 27th with "1834" branded onto the invite. On March 6, 1834, the City of Toronto was incorporated out of the Town of York.

I recognize that face in my Google News feed! @kzknowles.bsky.social

OneSoccer interviewed Gretzky? In the year 2025? About being representative of Canada? Oh nooooooo. The comments are about to be more heated than the Real Housewives episode I'm watching right now.

The bookstore is playing the Home Alone OST and it's making me so giddily happy. 🥰 SOMEWHERE IN MY MEEEEEMORYYYY

YAAAAAAAAAAAS #FIFAWorldCup

On this night in 2017: Merching at The Phoenix for One Bad Son. The best dudes.

Love this for them. 📷 @nsl.ca #VanRiseFC | #NSLFinal

Dubs is crying 🥺 #NSLFinal

He couldn't wait to take that medal off. 😬 #NSLFinal

Imagine having THE Diana Matheson putting a medal around your neck. #NSLFinal

I could look at that trophy all day. #NSLFinal

Quinn is on the field, standing and smiling. Thank you, football gods. #NSLFinal

The inaugural season starts and ends with Vancouver Rise FC. Congratulations, champs! 🏆 #NSLFinal

I wanna be as effortlessly cool as Erin McLeod when I grow up. #NSLFinal

QUEENS 👑 #NSLFinal

"Is there a Purr-milion Vanguard?" #NSLFinal

DJ playing Thunderstruck after the announcement of the lightning delay 😂 #NSLFinal

Quinn 🥺 #NSLFinal

She did it. Thank you, Diana ❤️ 🎥 @NSL.ca #NSLFinal

A former Canada Soccer board of directors member had quite the take about last night's crowd at BMO Field. Woof. Michael Vandale served on Canada Soccer’s Board of Directors between 2001 & 2003 as Director of Pro Soccer and Head of Delegation with the National Teams (2002-2003)

Oh, Eddie Guerrero, 20 years later, I still miss your frog splashes. Viva La Raza

MLS has unveiled its new season format for 2027. My toes are cold and my forehead is sweaty in advance.

Nate Ingham's been one of the nicest, most hard-working players in CPL since day 1. A leader to his team, a friend to many and a legend to even more. He deserved this championship so much.

MLSE partners with WWE! I wonder if this will have any impact on AEW Toronto stops at all.

The only living species who stayed warm on the grounds of the CanPL final 🦖 📷 Vitor Munhoz #CanPL

Stoked for Ingham. Sad for Carducci. Love em both. Great players, voices, and always pleasant to run into. #CanPL

Just because you CAN tough it out in a snowstorm doesn't mean you SHOULD have to tough it out in a snowstorm. #CanPL

Zero FOMO staying in the hotel. I salute all of ya in the snow ❄️ #CanPL

I love rainy city weather 🌧️

Germany's 2026 World Cup home kit 😍 #GermanMNT | #FIFAWorldCup

The first time I overheard John do a CBC interview, it was about 6 in the morning and all I could ask was "who's that hella energetic lady and how is she that excited at this hour?" It was Heather Hiscox and I've loved her ever since. We'll both miss her. A retirement well deserved 🫶

Forge sold its morals in exchange for Babouli and Wright to continue to dominate in goals and glory. Now they're out of the CPL final for the first time ever. BYEEEEEE 🎉 #CanPL

LOVE THIS FOR CAVALRY AND TOMMY OMG #CanPL

There's a faint, out of place semi circle on Tim Hortons Field that looks like someone measured/painted wrong the first time. #CanPL

TOBIIIIIIII TIIIIIIIME #CanPL

I turned on the game just as -that part - happened. My bad, guys.

Love a UK PPV. WWE Insurrextion (2003)

My building cheers every time a Jay gets on base. When they all booed, I thought Dodgers scored. Nope, they were booing the Jays not scoring 😂

Yearly tradition 🎃

I forgot to do a pumpkin this year so here's my favourite.

"Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?"

A neighbour in the opposing tower has officially lit the first Christmas tree of our property's season 🎄

What just happened in baseball that made a neighbour in the opposing tower lose his absolute s*** while out for a smoke?

I just got out of bed for water. Baseball is STILL GOING? Go to penalties or something. LAWD.

My feed looks really mad about baseball.

We made it through Monday! What's everyone watching on TV tonight?

Shawarma Time! 🌯 Alpha's Shawarma

Watching WWE Vengeance (2002) What a roster.

Happy Year-End Media Availability to all who, uh.. 📷 Neil Davidson (2023)