Oh, fun, it appears my external hard drive has crashed. If that’s the case, it ate my next two videos. And my last 2 years of videos. And all of my assets and characters. Resisting the urge to fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the sea.

Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone

Sitting down to run D&D and I have absolutely no idea what’s going to happen in this session, let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what kind of bombs do you use to bring a bunch of little elementary school girls back to life, do we have any research on that

Star Wars Twitter is being very normal in the comments of this post.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

2,000 professional journalists literally on the scene when it happened and no one knows what is actually going on?

The loss of 22 episode seasons means we're losing out on the time honored tradition of "episode in which recurring character is suddenly turned evil via MacGuffin and now the actor gets to have fun"

lol spotted among SupergeekTyke’s toys - looks like we have a future Ed Sheeran fan!

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

It is being reported on the ground in Cuba that everyone on a ventilator at this hospital died overnight. As a Cuban, I'm devastated.

The goal of a movie trailer is to tell a story. Dune 3’s trailer kind of doesn’t do that - there’s some nods to where we last left off, but mostly the story of the trailer is “Hey, you like Dune? We’re making more Dune.” And they were right; turns out that IS all I needed to know. 10/10, no notes.

Oh my gosh. Considering all the news this week about the remake, this is just tragic. May he rest in peace. Xander forever 🫶🏽 www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/n...

ngl the updated branding for @bsky.app is bold

Well, SupergeekTyke today (hopefully) learned why we don't grab plants in other peoples' yards, when he reached out and palmed a cactus. (Don't worry, it didn't have huge spines, just a bunch of really tiny little pokeys. He still got very upset 😢)

Damn, I briefly forgot that Spider-Man Twitter is full of the most miserable fucks on God’s green earth.

I'm nobody's editor but every story about the SAVE act should include the fact that it's a solution in search of a problem.

I didn’t need Firefly to continue - I stopped reading the comics when I realized they were no longer an epilogue but actually starting a new story. But in the current media landscape, it was gonna come back in some form, and an animated in-between show is the version I have the most interest in.

I may be wrong, but it feels to me like reporters are giving Trump a lot more "Yeah, no, that's bullshit" responses now than they did just a few months ago.

hard to believe how many people across the entire world want one simple thing that just never seems to happen

Any answer other than “the president is a historically stupid man only now he has dementia” is journalistic malpractice

They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more. They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies.

“Rescue mom?” I think you meant to say “Save Martha.”

2 new Pixar original films have been revealed: • ‘Ono Ghost Market’ - A film inspired by Asian myths about supernatural bazaars where the living & dead interact • The studio's first-ever musical film, directed by Domee Shi (‘Turning Red’) (Source: www.wsj.com/business/med...)

If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken

Hi, I have diagnosed c-PTSD and this is true and if you suck at tetris, any bright coloured fast game requiring rapid eye movement and decision making will do! it also helps if you witness something triggering and are trying to stave off an episode

someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

Our AC system died, but that’s okay, at least it was 91°F in February, so I’m sure this summer will be fun. Hey, just gonna leave this link here in case you feel like helping me buy some window units: ko-fi.com/supergeekmike

Oh sick A well-known and frequently used website actually put their foot down in a meaningful way. This actually made my day better

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment. If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

He was shot while lying about shooting statistics in order to downplay gun violence, underneath a banner that read “Prove me wrong.” Like, vigilante murder is cruel and senseless, and his death was not justice. But the compounding levels of irony made his death, objectively, very funny.

I get a jump scare every time we put on Ms. Rachel’s potty training video, because the singer in the back looks exactly like a skinny John Fetterman.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Elon Musk has killed so, so many people. Fucking hell.

triple yikes

Are we collectively tired of this as a nation? How much more must we endure?

Apparently there’s discourse about whether you *have* to be on Twitter now to have more reach, and I’ll just let yall know - you don’t. Twitter SUCKS so bad these days. It was a little fun the night of the Bad Bunny show, but now it’s full of racists. The only interaction left is bad faith debates.

"tapering plans" for HRT is a death sentence if you've had gender-affirming surgeries, like I have with my orchi, because your body will just wither away and die without hormones. Unspeakable evil. Demonic shit. You don't hate these motherfuckers enough.

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

Stephen Colbert had Democrat James Talarico (running for Senate in Texas) on The LateShow. Trump's FCC goon called CBS and told them they couldn't air that interview. CBS pulled the interview out of fear/fealty. So Colbert put the whole interview up on Youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

This is an amazing piece from Jess Davies. But we have a plan to fight back - if anonymous accounts have used image based abuse to try and silence you, chasing you across platforms, we'd love to hear from you.

I’ve been on Twitter again a little bit over the past couple of days, and man, that site is so cooked. Even aside from all the Nazis, I forgot how that website is just full of people saying absolutely random nonsense. “Henry Cavill is the male Sydney Sweeney.” What the fuck are you talking about.

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

Age verification? Who’s that girl, what’s her name, Is she cool, is she lame, Oh you’re talking about what’s her name… Pepper Ann!

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

OH, YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY.

Damn, even with how fucked Twitter is these days, I popped over tonight and it’s full of people mocking the hell out of conservatives. For every anti-Bad Bunny tweet I got served, there was still a LOT of support breaking through. May not mean much in the long run, but it felt like something.

Love that Tom Homan’s public strategy is essentially if you sell your neighbors out, we wouldn’t need so many agents. How about you fuck off?