“oh youre always on ao3 i bet it’s smut” i am currently lying in bed and crying silently after i ignored MCD tags and read a “what if ilya died during that plane crash” fic that’s literally nothing but rip your heart out type shit because im a masochist and a girl on tik tok said it’s good

oooh i’m netflix i’m a 430 billion company and i can’t buffer or load full resolution on one of my top earning shows that i’ve specifically been hyping up for this day aren’t you so glad you pay money for me

what the fuck is charmoose

Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you

i am currently successfully? convincing my advisor to sweet talk the department into covering at least the registration fee for this fire ecology conference in new orleans since they did bring me in as wildfire M.A. student when no one in the department models wildfires

the stickers that i can lie to my undergrads about are on my laptop, u wot & ka freaking boom shall live on my desk at home. but they’re all perfect and i did show them off to all my friends at the murder mystery halloween party tonight @yaboytayto.bsky.social

"tylenol causes autism" feels like stolen valor. you mean ive been raw dogging the chronic pain for nothing?

why has no one written a murderbot au of cod. simon riley is right there y’all

i don't know why the fuck i thought people here would want to to be friends with me when the only thing different is we happened to be in the same masters cohort, doesn't mean they like me

i want little caesar’s pizza with black olives and pepperoni

i gave out a lab grade of 8/100 to one of my online asynchronous freshman and i was so worked up i had to walk away from my desk. i am a TA, this shit is ridiculous

apparently the rapture is happening tuesday and im feeling kind of left out of this mass religious psychosis; mom says you have to share

i think my cat dream walked for snuggles?? i was wandering around some area looking for the prison farm (that’s not where it would be) and ran into people and was sitting listening to them when he showed up to sit on me like he always does to have me hold and pet him

i have reached the part of my masters where i’ve realized there is in fact something wrong with me. my classes do not actually start until the 25th, im still just in all of the lab instructor and teaching assistant trainings

how i have been waiting for payday for these little bozos

Cop on an Ebike. I've never been less intimidated in my life. Going to chase him around with my car for a bit

he's bitin the heads off the angels now

I’m giving this one away for free he blew up my kitchen. Bids start below #codfanart #callofduty #soap

Yes I do in fact own the one of a kind ghost labubu #codfanart #callofduty

The prosecutors who won the case against El Chapo, one of the most ruthless drug kingpins in history, were on the record. But the ICE lawyers who are pushing to deport immigrants -- many of them asylum seekers-- must go unnamed.

My pb is made and in the fridge 🫡

we should evolve past violent coercion

I'll never forget that Linda Tirado lost an eye and is dying from TBI-induced dementia caused by a cop shooting her in the face by a rubber bullet at the George Floyd protests.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

fucking REAPERS over LOS ANGELES.

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Spotted in the wild!! Thanks @sarahmackattack.bsky.social

Without context, this is a generally good response to have

pedro pascal really just body slammed the boomer out of that white man #thelastofus

j.k is short for “just kidding” cause she’s a fucking joke

Catholics should try that thing where when the leader dies the entire organization and its members get buried with him.

i hope the next one has deeply anti american sentiments and maybe all the adult catholic converts in this country take it as a Sign

Federal agents, including one uniformed homeland security officer, just broke up a press conference for 133 international students suing ICE, DHS and the attorney general.

i got a lizard, his name’s ki’sómm

new rule: people who have referred to me as having experienced more trauma than anyone else they know are no longer allowed to also then use me as crisis support. i didn’t do anything special to get myself stabilized, ask for fucking help before you’re standing at the ledge

we all need to be on the same page about what to do when ice starts patrolling your neighborhood

Funny, that's almost exactly the entire NIH budget 🤔

look, i think the paramilitary unit with police powers that is staffed with the most racist people alive and was created in post-9/11 hysteria to be outside the DOJ and report directly to the president might be bad

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

actually maybe being a long distance child is a blessing

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

i’m not thin blue line punisher fan, i’m cop killer punisher fan

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SPOTTED on Interstate 64 near Louisville, KY

Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)

love having a crystal clear streaming camera so the other board members in this non profit can watch me dissociate thousand yard stare my way through this meeting while they all look like they’re being captured on film from the early 90s

Such an elegant way to heavily imply a mountain of nudes