started making a #FallingBlockJam game but I've run out of time and energy, so please enjoy this little window into what could have been!

Sometimes, the Internet is worth it.

Just posting my absolute favorite copypasta (yes even more favorite than the navyseal one) because every 6 months or so I’m reminded again of its existence and I laugh just as hard as the first time

Facts.

“It’s not a gun issue. It’s a mental health issue.” Fine. Let’s start requiring a mental health evaluation before any gun purchase.

If it's not true, I'm just imagining the staffer who will have to nervously deliver his favorite McDonald's extra fresh before explaining that not only does everyone think it happened, but that everyone started celebrating in advance.

Good morning

We should just pretend he’s dead. If we say it often enough, we can gaslight his followers into believing it. “That’s not him, he’s dead. It’s all AI. Don’t tell me you fell for that.”

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”

We should really all be resharing this daily.

i wanna be 13 again so i can ruin my life differently. i have new ideas

NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence

Words to live by

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

Todays the day I became homeless. Debated even posting this again, but I've always been open and transparent about my situation.

Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...

It was an unpleasant business, but every four years, Grimace required a blood sacrifice, and well, nobody really much liked Brandon anyway.

Too revealing

Drop something PAINFUL 🤕🖤

ive never heard of a vn in my life #pixelart

Me trying to have a positive attitude today

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

Remembering the great James Doohan on the 20th Anniversary of his passing. It's hard to believe he's been gone that long, but his legacy lives on with us every day.

Bluesky: "Encouraging the Irish poor to sell their children as food is a HORRIBLE idea! It's sick and twisted but also won't raise nearly enough money to lift a family out of poverty permanently. And you call this a MODEST proposal? Do better!"

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

That would be great

Dear colonials, this year, due to the dire state of affairs in your country, we will be accepting applications to re-join the Empire. Forget this risible 4th of July farrago and back the motion to once again become part of the greatest nation on earth. Yours facetiously, the Brits. 🇬🇧 #fourthofjuly

Hard times produce strong men. Strong men produce good times Good times produce sharp women Sharp women produce knife times Knife times produce skeleton men Skeleton men draw the giants down from the clouds to harvest the bones of himanity to make bread And this is where it gets interesting-

This is hilarious 😂

I'm going fishing so here is my sermon early for this Sunday morning.

Choose 30 of your favorite horror films of all time. One per day for 30 days,in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters or covers #filmsky #horrorsky #Moviesky 28/30 Lifeforce

The woman driver reminds me of this #frightclub Cc: @barelyashley.bsky.social

6/24/71: Robert Altman's McCabe & Mrs. Miller, w/Warren Beatty, Julie Christie (DP Vilmos/M Leonard Cohen) More: @mangiotto.bsky.social: filmfreakcentral.net/2020/03/mcca... @timgrierson.bsky.social: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv... @mattprehm.bsky.social: www.metro.us/mccabe-mrs-m...

G7 tactics