Words cannot express how much I LOATHE the use of real animal mascots during sports games

Mood

About time Penn St got called for that illegal snap

If Arch Manning was any other last name he’d be holding a clipboard on the sideline

Bye week mood:

SAFETY DANCE!!

Did Oregon break Penn State?

The in-game Neuweasel interview about his son coaching is irritating AF. Worse than listening to Danielson and that’s saying something

James Franklin was tired of yall saying he loses the big game so he decided to mess around in a non-big game and prove yall wrong

Trying to remember the last time I saw a HC get an unsportsmanlike call in a CFB game... gonna need @sickoscommittee.org or @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social on it

They will pull hardworking Americans out of their regular jobs and away from their families all to participate in a manufactured performance -- not a serious effort the protect public safety. For Donald Trump, this has never been about safety. This is about control.

former spirtual advisor to jeffrey epstein's best friend donald trump

No knit group tomorrow and my reward is getting to watch Marcus vs Herbie?!?!?

If that’s targeting then WTF was that hit last week at PSU?!?

Bye week mood:

Legit thought it was some joke until the 3rd or 4th viewing and realized it was a whole lotta yikes

Delaware out there dressed like Temu Michigan

Got my 5G booster this afternoon!

Just gonna listen to The Dance version of Silver Springs on repeat this afternoon...

A wild tee dog appears.

STILL ME

How embarrassing for CBS News and journalism as a profession

T FERG! I LOOOOVE ME A GOOD TIGHT END

“.. the U.A.E. promised to invest in the U.S. in exchange for up to several hundred thousand Nvidia chips a year. But the investment hasn’t materialized after months of talks, baffling some administration officials who don’t know the reason for the delay ..” 🤡 @wsj.com www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

This is Denni. She took an unexpected babysitting shift when she found a baby koala in her yard. She cheerfully delivered the joey to her human, who put them back in the tree to be reunited with their mom. 14/10 (FB: Steve Lamplough)

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

Dougie’s chewy order showed up today and as I brought it inside within 15 mins. Box was shredded and clearly opened. It was supposed to contain his 40lb bag of food, two bags of Kong treats, and two bags of bully sticks. It was missing the bully sticks. Here is the delivery photo proof from FedEx:

all of this is being directed by a woman who shot a puppy just because he was annoying her, and then she included the story in her memoir because she thought it made her look GOOD. from the top down, all these people have a void where normal human empathy is supposed to be.

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this is basically portland's version of a haka

Masterpiece Theater #GoDucks

Mood:

"Only if we understand, can we care. Only if we care, we will help. Only if we help, we shall be saved." "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." Jane Goodall was the best of us.

I’d like one newspaper to try out the headline “Republicans fail to attract Democratic votes they need to end shutdown” as a little treat.

Republicans: We’re so pro-life, we’ll kill every last one of you to prove it.

I made a funny

WHEN WILL THE NEW DUCKS VS THEM DROP?!?

It only covers boner pills and Rohypnal

Why can’t we give love… give love… give love… give love?

Looks like Barney has finally had enough of Florida's bullshit.

Composed among the chaos. #GoDucks

Women right now:

Wonder why the right is so silent on this guy who murdered a bunch of people at the LDS church 🤔

Think we get a kickoff time today for the Indiana game at Autzen?

I can’t wait for right wingers to pretend to have a take about Bad Bunny, who they definitely never heard of before this announcement

the dopes on X are screeching about bad bunny being a “foreigner” because they don’t know puerto rico is part of this country and nothing is more illustrative of this moment in history

My game heart rate accurately depicted by CDL below

No one deserves to have missed a FG in each of the first four games more than Harrison Butker. Thrilled for him.