Looked at a doctor bill details. 1 flu shot: $363.00 Administer the shot: $90.00 Fuck the architects of this system.

Also, crumbl cookies are shit lumps; if I got a gift card from them, I'd fling it across the room like a ninja star.

I still can't explain how I'll buy 2 Insomnia cookies (not even deluxe) for $7. They're not extraordinary in any way, I just do it and regret it as soon as I see the charge online. Long ago, they'd randomly put a free cookie in your bag. They don't do that, for me, anymore. Why am I still going??

Yo. I just looked at the work calendar and forgot that after tomorrow, I'm off until December! I'm already off today! This is the best job I've ever had, but content wypipo with time on their hands are the greatest enemy of a Black person's contentedness.

Common sense: the internet is a predatory cesspool, so VPNs exist to minimize your vulnerability Every website that requires your personal information: WE WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE UNTIL YOU TURN OFF YOUR VPN. FUCK YOUR SAFETY, NOW ENTER YOUR SSN AND DNA RESULTS.

I was always fond of this analogy.

This is going to sound right wing, but heavily accented call center reps are not acceptable. In perfect english, reps are already half-assing it. To make me have to ask them to repeat themselves makes me feel like an asshole, then when they're not able to help, at least I know the rich got richer.

If a human being, not a capitalist virus, started a business, they would succeed. Movies suck, label music sucks, luxury apartments suck, restaurants suck - every aspect of consumerism sucks dick and all one person with an iota of humanity needs to do is start something and humans will flock to it.

During covid lockdown, I invested in a couple StartEngine projects - at least I thought I was investing. Apparently I just gave money away and paid for endless email updates. Sucks for me.

The most soccer I've watched has been on Ted Lasso, but I now know Cristiano Ronaldo, famous as may be, is a piece of shit. The evil is winning globally, money goes faster than ever, I'm not in love, and it's gonna be cold and dark for the next few months. Cool.

How did I see all of this that's happening in the 90s? It's been pretty obvious.

Someone suggested I check out a K drama, Crash Landing on You. Why are all my suggestions now Korean shows? Over aggressive algorithm, no possible way AI is gonna go off the rails like this, right? RIGHT?! And I never cared for Toure, so why is he the only suggestion I'm offered on another platform?

Never watched #TopChef until I randomly put it on a few days ago. Picked up in S16. Restaurant Wars episodes are fucking stressful - gives more context to hectic kitchen scenes in The Bear.

Oh cool, the car insurance bill is here.

To filter out moderate democrat presidential candidates, I require them to immediately revoke all ICE benefits. If they're doing it to active service members, their gestapo deserves worse.

I'm in for the Michael movie. I'm not in for 5 months of hearing about the Michael movie.

I attract people like a magnet in the most annoying, inconvenient way. No fascinating or beautiful people, just people in my space. At a concert, people make their way through me without fail, and it fucking sucks. On the train now, a mostly empty car, and people are in front, behind and next to me.

Catching up...so your president, whose flowing arteries fail me everyday, called a woman piggy and told McDonalds owners to fight against raising the minimum wage. If you're not disgusted by white supremacists, you are one.

When food uses letters, I'm out. Also when words are flavors - what flavor is Ice?

I went to town on, admittedly, an absurd amount of manderin oranges a few days ago. This is the first time my fingers have burned as a result. Turns out it's common knowledge you're not supposed to peel oranges like this. I'm not young. I've gone my whole life uninjured by oranges.

Y'all's president sucks dick, maybe Bill Clinton's.

Greed is why you don't want to go to the movies every week, if you go at all. Greed is why international movie production is outpacing Hollywood. Greed is why we're headed to 3 movie studios. ...and it's another thing Black people cannot be blamed for.

A fun activity on my job is figuring out how much my boss's wardrobe costs. Today's shirt, nevermind the pants, comes in at a smooth $1800! Thank God he's super generous and I'm only working about 2 weeks til the end of the year! I'm rooting for my guy!!

I resent anyone calling Warner Bros "david zaslav's empire." This motherfucker hopped on a 100 year old company in enough time to devalue it and profit off it's sale. He digitally inserted himself into The Sphere's Wizard of Oz! I'm no Oz-head, but the disrespect abounds and now he'll profit. Shame.

mtg has already been offered a prime time show on msnbc.

Could you do me a #favor? If you encounter any "Black" people buying mtg's bullshit, please swiftly slap them about the face.

Do you understand how shittily they've behaved to be able to say #FuckIsrael and have it NOT be antisemitic??

Yo That Kiss of the Spider Woman movie was released and disappeared. Damn. I feel sorry for J Lo on that one.

Not that I want more right wing pieces of shit in my line of sight, but where's that guy dan bongino that landed in the fbi? He was screaming about epstein for years and I haven't seen him in months! Granted, I haven't been looking, but no less strange.

The fact the "powers that be" want you to have more AI in your life than affordable housing, food, and healthcare is disturbing.

NOOOOOO!! MY FAVORITE ALL TIME FESTIVAL I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED MOVED NEXT YEAR'S LOCATION 4 HOURS AWAY FROM LAST YEAR'S ALREADY FAR LOCATION!!

AI is being forced on me like trump and the Kardashians.

I have no interest in Glen Powell. None. Then I read he's one of the few actors that's not a nepo baby so now I'll half-heartedly tolerate him.

People are getting FAR too comfortable flashing their high beams for perceived, often false, traffic infractions.

An older man dates a consenting younger woman and people lose their intrusive shit. Meanwhile, the objectification and focus on Blue Ivy and North West is perfectly sane?

Cigarette smokers are assholes.

I remember $70 airbnbs. That was before learning the owner is a trump guy and it's heavily associated with fucking up the housing market.

I don't know stratis, I've never heard of stratis, but fuck stratis and his mediocre restaurants.

Mockery is cool, comeuppance is better.

For better or worse, witnessing Eddie Murphy as a youth altered the course of my life. Being Eddie is excellent.

I know you're looking.

Jimmy Kimmel eulogizing his bandleader Cleto is something to see. Well done.

It's "when I get home I'm not leaving the house til tomorrow" degrees outside.

I still think I'm in some version of the Truman Show.

Why tf am I teary watching Obama greet the Vets on that plane?

I'm excited they finished filming the Avatar:TLA show. I really liked the first season and I was cautious they'd be able to make it to the finish line. Netflix cuts shows off out of nowhere.

Dark at 4pm and the winter coat's out. Yuck.