it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.

working at PRH has all just been a decade-long scam to get a new Pynchon novel slightly early

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Vampire who’s been wallowing after a bad breakup whose buddies finally convince him to get back out on the blood rave scene and he immediately gets cut vertically in half by Blade

my new book YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE is out now. it has 45 short stories, including some of my favourites from the last four years of INFINITE GOSSIP, and unreleased ones. buy it from maxlavergne.square.site

we’re living in pretty unprecedented times but luckily in Australia we have some of the worst journalists in the world to help navigate us through the waters

you MUST hire editors

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

Penny Wong, 2003: "I say suspicion is not enough. To justify going to war we need more than suspicion. What sort of world would we live in if suspicion alone was justification for participation in unilateral military action outside the auspices of the UN? "

i guess you'd say Tyrese Haliburton is the Aziz Behich of the NBA

no spoilers but the plot in Murder on the Orient Express is really being pulled along by a loco motive

hang your machetes by the front door in solidarity with the machete wholesalers

😭😭😭

This didn't happen by random chance of the market or some neutral development of technology. The game industry, like many industries, figured out how to outsource all the risks and costs of production onto the aspirational while capturing their own cut as rent. Game devs are uber drivers now.

never closer to going Sephiroth mode than election night

pretty fun to sample the sausages at each booth i’m voting at

i don't have a parasocial relationship with the shadows projected onto the cave wall, those are really my friends!!

if 'i'll remember i put this object here' was a crime, i would be doing life in prison

i can't believe sports broadcasting in australia has become so moronically fractured across 100 different shitty platforms, and still not a single one shows the UWCL

Hossam Shabat, a 23 year old journalist who documented the genocide of his people left a final message. shared by his team.

me when they free luigi

obviously obsessed with the french calling it 'route du rock', but the concert is good too :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR63...

i hope Lydia Tár is enjoying the new Monster Hunter game too :)

[charging the oscars stage after the best picture announcement and delivering the line into the mic pathetically out of breath] i've barely met her!!

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why do employers give you spinning office chairs if, i infer, it would be frowned upon to spin around in them crazy style

firing up the effect-on-sydney-house-prices-article generator

who called it inflationary spending and not my multiple patreon subscriptions to sonic fan art

Perhaps you don’t understand, Makers Of Royal Match Game Ads, I care not if the Regent dies! Let him drown! Your pleas fall upon deaf ears! I AM A FREE MAN AND I WILL MATCH NOTHING TO SERVICE THE CROWN

if we end up with a bunch of spare steel and aluminium lying around, maybe we could use it to build some submarines

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

This goes so fucking hard dude

maybe if all the australian journalists who did a year in berlin hadn't spent all that time with other expats they'd know neonazis are not a hypothetical from some political theory reading they skipped during their journalism degree but exist as real people and as such can, in fucking fact, be named

If you’re not afraid of getting canceled, you fucking coward, why didn’t you let them print your name?

20 years ago today, in the German town of Dessau, Oury Jalloh, a young man from Sierra Leone, was allegedly murdered by police in his cell. The official story is that he set himself on fire; his hands and feet were tied. There is more on the case here: www.rosalux.de/en/news/id/4...

the reason an MFA doesnt improve your writing is because it cant instill in you the single most important quality for a good writer to have: being an absolute weirdo who really wants to make people understand the perverse undulations of their gremlin brain

[grumbling hungry tummy] i'm getting a market signal

obviously it sucks, but ruling against a strike action on the grounds of “it’s too effective” is a pretty cool endorsement of strike actions

incredible product page marketing

I challenged my viewers to watch me the weirdest ways they can with $500 of prize money on the line. It's an edit of: the How We Watch stream. youtu.be/0cubewkbLz0

wow the parade this year was crazy

the dialect spoken on the fens is Bog Standard English

when Galileo released heliocentrism, that was a firmamentware update