also the first song i ever listened to on spotify was A Dios Le Pido by Juanes??? sure why not!

i feel like humiliating myself online today

Skircle this skircle that. Why don’t you just throw that ass in a skircle

Answered an email

me introducing a famous candlemaker:

LET’S FUCKING GO

today on the train pretty much

who wanna feel something?

you don’t say!

happy Friday

getting sick again just in time for the weekend what a time to be alive

One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook

the proper response here is "too fuckin bad" because if Florida Republicans can ignore *their own state constitution* then VA Dems can just declare this non-justiciable

so now that Andor is over i should just make my peace with the fact that we’re never getting a good piece of star wars media again huh

who up finding god in the shape of a woman

every day there’s a new reason to demand the next administration put these people on trial

say it again ari

devil wears prada 2 is now everyone cheer

where are we 😨 we’re in the SONG 🤯😍🤩

It boggles my mind how left-wing policies on their own are wildly popular but as soon as the word socialist or democrat get attached it loses support. Such a stupid country.

WE HAVE OUTBREAKS WHERE???

i love the email introducing me to a new team giving the wrong job title

it’s a warzone btw

i think im gonna die in this HAUS

me clocking in tomorrow after my 11 day vacation

Lowkey my fave

tricking me with AI lady gaga at the met gala while i’m drunk should be punishable by death

Colman Domingo at the Met Gala.

oh mother mother mother mother

Heidi Klum #MetGala2026

An incredible homage to a fashion legend

had a dream i was playing traitors? why does that mean

dance or die

taking my dexy pep with a moscow mule like god intended

pfp rebrand for summer

the first ridicky has hit the puerto vallarta

wine drunk feels so good

i’m gonna keep dancing down in WEST hollywood

Spanish lessons:

poolside The Age of Pleasure listenings are now

another day marked SAFE from a hangover

need more suckable people on this boat

rare Ridicky drinking beer sighting

The holding of Scalia's vacancy for nearly a year is one of those gobsmacking outright outrages that I still kinda can't believe is just a thing that happened and Dems shrugged and said "Oh boy this is unfair" and that was that. A warm-up for J6 tbh

good morning 🥰🥰

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

now they’re playing Hello Love by Jessie Ware. Thank you gay guy with the aux!

seeing triple