friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

freshly chopped

fat cock sunday

god i love coffee

hooray for kneepads

Idiot plot

i love a deposition!

tripling oil prices is all part of the plan!

Going through a dry spell

ain’t nobody’s tool up in my shed ain’t nobody’s boots under my bed ain’t nobody’s truck up in my drive for a late night call for a real good time

good dick will have you dancing up the stairwell of your apartment building to Store by Carly Rae Jepsen

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

today sucked but at least i’m gonna get my internal organs rearranged tonight

From the moment this guy entered politics over a decade ago it has felt like one long, drawn-out experiment to see how far it's possible to push the concept of ignoring reality and attempting to create a different one by social media fiat, and we may be close to getting an answer.

I saw a group post this and have to say that it is amazing.

i love starting the day with a work crisis

“Markets rejoice as man who always says what everyone wants to hear tells them what they want to hear”

You don’t hate the press enough

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

one of the greatest package delivered notifications of my life

opened up grindr for the first time in a month and instantly sighed and closed it

When the drink be too strong when the tree be way too strong

working?? on a friday? while GAY?

participating in scholarly discourse

i shudder to think what the LA prices are gonna be

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

an outlook notification is something so violent

taco bell i need you

Shoutout to the four house democrats who voted against the war powers resolution today!

DING DONG

Other things the U.S. government do with $50 billion taxpayer dollars: —Clear the medical debt of 20 million Americans —House every homeless veteran 113 times —Prevent 6.2 million Americans from being kicked off Medicaid —Buy the entire state of Nevada a late model Toyota Corolla

we didn’t need those international norms and laws anyways! like if you look back on what necessitated them in the first place you’ll see…oh…oh!

Screaming! She really made him go buy her a birkin for breaking that pinky promise 😭 honestly WERK diva!

“No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.” www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...

Here we go again, America. We have to give a President another blank check and give him as much as he wants to shoot unlimited $20 million interceptors at $20,000 drones and if we don’t we are unpatriotic so pay up.

i know you want me…obviously

NEW: Progressive groups readying to primary Dems who break ranks on the Iran war powers vote. "If the filing deadline has passed, they'll do it in '28," one House Dem told @axios.com. Justice Dems, MoveOn & OurRevolution all firing shots across the bow. www.axios.com/2026/03/04/d...

got to re-enter my speed skating era today when everybody got off the ice early

my ex and i almost booking tickets on the same cruise by accident …

per the commands from on high, I spent all morning feeding stuff into an AI to create summaries…i love being a valued employee and creating shareholder value!

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

Why is the city of Los Angeles stopping affordable housing during a housing crisis?

Prof. Robert Pape: "I have studied every air campaign since WWI... I've modelled the bombing of Fordow and regime change in Iran for 20 years... We are now in the grip of the escalation trap... This has never worked in over 100 years... Trump is up against the weight of history".

finding out a song you’ve been listening to for years is a cover