Me: I slept like crap last night! (* Me glaring at the cat that's been asleep for the last 72 hours... *)

You know if Trump falls completely asleep, Hegseth won't be able to resist the temptation to draw a penis on his forehead with a Sharpie... Old habits, and all... 🙄

To be fair, my cat also sleeps through a lot of important meetings... 🐱

I miss the days when I barely used the words "sycophants" and "feckless", yet here we are... 😭

Sure, Star Trek had a "Universal Translator", but let's be honest... could it REALLY do German? Can anyone REALLY speak German!?!?!? 🤔

It's disappointing that the Press Corp has never busted into a Flash Mob. That seems like an obvious source of amusement and we kinda need that these days... 🙄

This is us.

PLAN Step 1: Buy a pardon. Step 2: Do something epic that I've always wanted to get away with. 😲

I had not considered this as a strategy, but if he just wants to sleep for the next 3 years, that might also work... 🙄

I'm going to have nightmares for weeks!!! 😕

wrote about the problem of the pardon power (gift link)

Why aren't companies focusing on creating Sleep Apnea masks that are super sexy!?!? There's gotta be a way we can upgrade the look... 🤔

The U.S. is the only democracy in the world with: - Lifetime terms for high court judges - An electoral college for choosing an executive - A legislative chamber where legislative minorities routinely and permanently thwart legislative majorities - 75% requirements for constitutional amendments

When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following: 1. I am making it up 2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject 3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree

The boat strikes are illegal. Dope couriers are not military combatants. So killing them with air strikes instead of arresting them is murder. It’s that simple.

"Fog of War"? It's not a war. 😡

How can he post 160 times in one night and not a single cat pic!?!? 🐱 What kind of sick monster is he!?!? 😡

Next, Hegseth will be going after the "blue meth" narcos! 🙄

What kind of sick freaks use Dark Mode!?!? 🤨 Literally, all of my friends...

you ever find yourself staring vacantly into your fridge for a minute and half wondering what you even opened it for and what happened to your youth and what will become of everyone you love after you’re dead

Happy December 2025! We made it!

Trust me, cat... I don't want to go to the vet either! 🐱

When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you think is "When's the next episode of #Pluribus!?!?" 😭

Ever see a "Silver Alert" and wonder if it's you!?!? 😭

This is a post about ham.

My husband hates it when I shorten his name to "Dick" especially since his name is "Josh"

Who else thinks we need to amend the pardon power of the president. 🙋🏻‍♀️

My sister has absolutely no idea what's going on in the world. She is willfully ignorant and proud of it. "I guess I'm just old fashion..." There are no words to describe my anger. 😡

There are default positions that many of our politicians don't agree with. 1 - Nazis are bad. 2 - White supremacy is bad. 3 - Slavery is bad. 4 - Murder is bad. 5 - Rape (especially child rape) is bad. 6 - War crimes are bad.

JFC, don't borrow your vision for America's future from a venture capitalist.

This is your daily reminder that I am still a proud member of the haven't watched a single Kardashian episode in my entire life club. 🎉🎉🎉

NEW: I have a personal announcement. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-person...

How baby beetles are made…

So, do I just call the DC Police and report that Hegseth committed murder!?!? And what's the phone number to report War Crimes? 🤔

😇 I swear.

Thou shalt not pretend that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.

K.I.T.T.Y. has to go to the V.E.T. on T.U.E.S.D.A.Y. for a check up. This seldom goes well! You try to get a 17 lbs. cat to do something she doesn't like!

2025 has been a shit year Someone had to say it

Would this have happened to a white resident? Asking for the First Nations.

The U.S. is like living in a really fucked up John Waters film. (Note: I love John Waters, but not for 4 years straight.) 😭

I'm confused by Hegseth not being in handcuffs... 😡

Why aren't more men attracted to me because of my FICO score!?!? 😭

Good news. I actually did have "War Crimes" on my 2025 Bingo Card. That was an easy one... 😲

I couldn't help but notice Pete Hegseth confessing to murder... 🤔 That seems like a thing. Oh, and the military folks who did this disobeyed the law, and the lawmakers pointed out in a video. That's also a thing. 😡

Me, to my straight male friends: What do you mean you don't have a "lucky jockstrap" that you wear for special occasions!?!? 😲

Psycho kitten... qu'est-ce que c'est?