Me: "Be kind to people. You never know what someone's going through." Also me: "Nice turn signal, dickhead."

Congress passed the laws. Previous presidents signed them. The Supreme Court has now declared they can be ignored whenever this particular president chooses (but not Biden)... hartmannreport.com/p/six-unelec...

Thanks for defining myriad for me. It means a lot.

Every day I shake my fist at God for giving me good taste with no inherited wealth.

Not bad for £39 eh. In grand cat tradition they are now ignoring it. 🙄🙄🙄

Visit @newsthump.com #satire

Private Prisons Should Not Exist! “Private prisons donate to politicians. Politicians create laws that fill those prisons. Private prisons make massive profits. Private prisons donate to politicians…”

REMINDER: I have Monty in my life and you don’t

There's a place here called the Library of Things and you can borrow things like small appliances, travel gear, crafting stuff, etc I learned about it recently and it's pretty cool! It's great when you need one specific thing for a couple days but don't want to buy one just for that

NASA Climate Spiral 1880-Present. The visualization presents monthly global temperature anomalies. This visualization is updated roughly two weeks after the end of each month. Last updated Friday, June 12, 2026. svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/5190/

Bill Clinton: I balanced the federal budget Barack Obama: I won a Nobel Peace Prize Joe Biden: I passed the largest long-term investment in US infrastructure since WWII Donald Trump: Dumb has a 'b'

guys i just found out about this thing called "journaling." it's like posting except only for you.

Note from my notebook (2017). Still true.

Found out the previous mayor runs regularly, and one of the run club members may have convinced him to join our group. I went on a deep dive and it turns out that a lot of the resources for homelessness I'm using were advocated for and set in place by him during his first term 😮

Yes, I saw "My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult" open for "Siouxie and the Banshees", thank you very much... 😀

I should have been a father, because I would have created a super weird kid! 😂

From now on, I shall only speak in "Iambic pentameter". This shall annoy me as much as it does you. That is all. 🙄

If you like sex, you should try the detachable shower head that I have... 😲

Okay, trying to be calm. Going to see Gillian Anderson perform live in London in September. Practicing not screaming "I LOVE YOU!!!" when she walks on stage. (* deep breaths, deep breaths... *) 🙄

Seattle so far getting No. 1 host city status for being generally amazing and incredibly friendly but also for this wonderful media centre that overlooks the stadium. You can see the field (well, one half of it) from their terrace.

I'm all for sending aid to Venezuela. Great! But can't help but notice that Trump is downsizing FEMA, so ummm... WTF? (* assume I said WTF with a severe upspeak *) 🙄

Realizing that I remember the lyrics to several songs from "Annie". 😲 Seriously, brain!?!? That's what we decided to retain!?!?

its now legal for corporations to poison you

I hope Justice Robert's coffee has slightly more spit in it than normal... 😡

Democratic socialism The horror Your vote would count & your tax money would be invested in things that benefit you Instead of the elite buying politicians & stealing your tax money The horror 🤦🤬

Whoever thought up “Strait of Warm Ooze” for the reflecting pool is an absolute genius

SCOTUS isn't political. They just behave like they are.

It's weird how SCOTUS never seems to make a decision that is good for everyday people. It's almost like they are owned by corporations. Probably just a coincidence, I guess. 🙄

It's absolute bullshit that citizens do not get to see or hear the Supreme Court announce their opinions! Symbolism matters. I want to see their faces and eyes. I want to hear the way the words are said out loud. Fuck SCOTUS!

Awesome. SCOTUS says corporations don't need to worry if their products cause cancer... 😡

One day, you will realize that Americans and Brits use a knife and fork differently, and you'll be like, "Wait! What!?!?" 🙄

Social Media Post of the Year candidate

If you ever find yourself doubting the power you have as an individual dissenting against the Trump crime syndicate, consider the consequences of falling asleep in a room with one mosquito.

good morning

The pride you feel when you really get the melted butter all the way to the edge of the toast... 10/10 🥰

Jason Anderson (British Artist, born 1970) "Drift 4", 2024. Oil on Linen, 50 × 60 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

#Poetry #Painting #Morality The good and the evil are happening concurrently. The choice to focus on the good is itself a way to defy the evil. -Jared K Anderson 🎨 Donna Young

Damn 😩

Unpopular opinion: I think Philip Glass is a hack. 🤔 (* ducks *)

Jason Anderson (British Artist, born 1970) "Advance ll", 2025. Oil on Linen, 40 × 40 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

I've spent 25 years explaining that summer in Seattle begins on July 5th. Fuck this nonsense! 🥵 🥵 🥵

My ancestors owned "The House of Many Stairs". It was an important spot on the Underground Railroad. No two rooms were on the same level. That's because they had many hidden crawl spaces to hide escaped slaves as they travel along the Susquehanna River.

I grew up around a lot of farms. I miss farm cats! 😋

Oh, goody. Another SCOTUS opinion day... 🙄 I'm sure it will be fine. (* takes cyanide tablet *)

Did I go to a movie? It was more like, "I went to an AC and there was a movie playing..." 🤔

My cat's a bad influence! 😂

Pets are SUCH drama queens! I think that's where I learned it from! 😂

Well great! I joined an Improv class. But I find comedians extremely sexy. This was predictable! Warning signs for ignored... 🥵

The man pardoned 1,500 insurrectionists in one fell swoop and nobody did anything He started a war with one nation and kidnapped the leader of another and nobody did anything He literally tore down a third of the White House and nobody did anything What else will our leaders do nothing about?