BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

Either they made it way easier to make money in old school RuneScape or I was an absolute moron at the age of 11.

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

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It’s going to fuckin suck when the powers that be merge forces to ratfuck him in the last week of October

“We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable — but then, so did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted & changed by human beings. Resistance & change often begin in art.” -Ursula K. Le Guin

Its all about the he says she says bullshit I think you better quit Lettin' shit slip

Laura Loomer, who the president has consulted for decisions on who to fire, is arguing with a chatbot

We are on the cusp of AGI, definitely for real

you think you have good opsec? i've seen people on Something Awful pinpoint a person's location through clothing brands and stores they didn't even realize they mentioned, references to landmarks or bodies of water, identifying native plants in their yard,

I genuinely think before anyone joins social media for the first time they should be required to read a thread from 4chan demonstrating how quickly a bunch of strangers can track down your physical location by comparing the tile in the background of your selfies to a 6-year old google earth image

been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv

I regret to inform you all that I sort of miss this lovable oaf

It is August 2025. If you suggest anyone at all is locked in for the Democratic presidential nomination three years out from the election, you're begging to be ignored

As I point out in the book I'm working on now, using several reviews from elites like that including the Clinton White House big-wig who wore "Nixonland is over. Obamaland, anyone?", that sort of fetishization of its alleged consensus is a major media contribution to how we got this way.

sometimes I’ll tell myself it’s okay to take the day to play video games, read, and generally fuck around and then right around this time I find myself filled with an inexplicable dread. I will never be at peace.

This quote from NYT's review of Nixonland captures as perfectly as anything I've ever seen why and how the US center-left elite was so unprepared for Trump.

I am once again trying bluesky because I cannot keep yelling every random thought I have across the room to my wife