Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

Happy Holidays everyone! Stay safe. Be kind. Have a great time.

chris evans shouts "no! i won't go back, you can't make me. i said i was out!" from all around him, a disembodied voice booms ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴄɪꜱɪᴏɴ ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ evans screams and clutches at his arm where his mickey mouse tattoo suddenly burns. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴇxᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟɪᴛʏ

According to @lea.spectral.gg I'm most similar to Silencer, so please everyone keep quiet and let me sleep. #Dota2Rewind If you want to check it out yourself: spectral.gg/rewind/ Also you don't need to login through steam you can just copy your number over from your opendota profile.

lol holy shit

Seems like the max mmr gap in Dota is 2800 +/- 1. Just played a ranked match with my friends and won, now we can't queue anymore...

Seit Jahrzehnten reisen Tannen als Geschenke zwischen Städten und Staaten um die Welt. Ob Oslo, London oder Reykjavík – Weihnachtsbäume sind zu wichtigen Dankessymbolen und Freundschaftszeichen geworden. Ein Text über symbolische Tannen und Außenpolitik mit Nadelholz.

How bad is the Witcher Season 4? Someone told me it greatly accelerated the downward trend of the previous seasons but they liked it more than Dune. And while I am for due process and against capital punishment, I wonder if I should have executed them on the spot.

gorp?!

I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

me: Nutrition research is often quite lacking in its methods but at the same time the world leader in meme virality, by regularly uncovering things we want to be true to feel better about the food identity we have developed. also me: this study must be true. www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...

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haven’t had a chance to look at my spotify wrapped because my phone is too old. And what can I say, but I can recommend the experience.

Largo, DOTA 2's newest bard frog hero, swings his way into the battlefield! You can read his origin story in "The Island That Comes". Script by Valve staff, drawn by @benjamindewey.bsky.social, colors by @marissadraws.bsky.social and letters by yours truly www.dota2.com/largocomic

I love big frog Largo #dota2

Reading this tomorrow will be fun. Also throwback to this and reminder that reading patchnotes with friends is super fun! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuwU...

Quartero returns with his Curios for the winter season with an extra super duper special antique for the first drop only. All details in-game as usual. #Dota2

OC skeb 💛

I have watched this five times today. My heart CRAVES IT.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Ich glaube die CDU ist leider nach wie vor gegen Zuwanderer...

How do you know if you sleep on your side or on your back? I can't remember the moment right before I fall asleep, how am I suppossed to know what position I was in?

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

Life is good. (Sometimes.)

I can’t even.

Video game award shows aren't really about video games. They're about saying, "I may have no actual talent and am devoid of charisma, but I sure do have some famous friends." Here are some of the presenters you'll see next week at the Hard Drive Game Awards. (12/2 7PM ET) www.twitch.tv/harddrivemag

rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"

What a great headline

#comics #comic

Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/

This is true. It is the best email I got this year.

My favorite piece of content today.

my hollow knight self insert

Missed a yellow splash tonight by a couple minutes, but still magical 🌃 🪶

[giving you a tour of the office on your first day and stopping at the paper cutter] this is where we keep the sword

Big and Little Spoons xkcd.com/3166/