As they dragged Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor away, he screamed, “Don’t you know the Dow is at 50,000?”

Those billions of ICE and DHS funds are not going to spend themselves.

"See you on the inside"

In my hometown, catching a show at “The Fitz” with my sister.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

But that Alex guy kicked a taillight!

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Happy Valentine's Day to Pam Bondi from Donald Trump ❤️ 🎶 💋

It’s all starting to make sense…

Nothing describes the soul of the Republican Party more than Pam Bondi citing the stock markets as her excuse for not going after pedophile billionaires.

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So what you're telling me is that the network of pedophile sex traffickers running our country is too big to fail?

Cartoon by Jeff Koterba

I can’t listen to Pam Bondi, she is giving off too much Parker Posey White Lotus energy.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

The Democrats idea of fighting fascism.

I love @weratedogs.com not just because of their canine content, but for taking a stand on things like this:

Kermit’s voice is just not right in the new Trump Muppet Show 🐸

Hear me out...if we publish the Epstein Files *in Spanish* will MAGA finally get upset about them?

Cartoon by John Darkow

Tim Scott saying that trump posting that racist post about the Obama's was the MOST racist thing he's posted is low-key admitting that trump has posted other racist shit in the past.

Most performers in Bad Bunny’s SuperBowl show were in grass costumes, but one lucky performer got to be Jamón Ibérico.

An American in Milan apologizes to the world

Hello, fellow guy. Which donut makes sense for eating?

me, librarian: I think information should be organized and structured logically so that searches are high in precision and recall tech industry, 2000: nope, keyword searching and opaque relevance rankings are what you’ll get … tech industry, 2026: now you’ll just get fake hallucinatory text

Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.

"Trump posts racist video of Obama" 🧵 Just a few "Trump is a racist" song parodies. Paint It Orange 🎶 The content of their Character is all I see I sell them sneakers As I eat at KFC

Congressional Democrats are useless.

If you get shadow-banned for mentioning Epstein, a few word replacements can get around that. Now go attack those PDF files! 🎵

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

I think the big problem is that we’ve been taught that you’re supposed to somehow balance staying informed with being mentally stable right now, and I am here to tell you that’s wrong, you’re all supposed to be losing your goddamn minds right now, so good news everyone you’re doing great

Great to see @frankconniff.bsky.social on the Alien Super Show - I lol’ed

I’m starting to think that generative image AI was funded by billionaires primarily so they could claim that incriminating photos were not genuine.

White people are putting Mexican flag stickers on their cars to get pulled over and waste ICE's time. They call it "ICE fishing."

The word “however” should never be used following that statement.

CLAIM: It's not a crime to party with mr. epstein FACT CHECK: True! Many people who partied with epstein have escaped justice

The President trusted a fart and it betrayed him JUST LIKE HE BETRAYED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE RT AND FOLLOW IF YOU AGREE

The delay from SCOTUS on tariffs makes sense. The conservative justices are trying to solve a three-body problem: give Trump kingly powers, keep corporations safe from tariffs, and make sure no Democrat ever gets to use the same toys.

I wonder if, years from now, will we suffer from PTSD and react whenever we hear a whisle?

Poor mayor looks like he just stepped out of the Dust Bowl in a Steinbeck novel.

Checking this morning… damn it, still not dead.