In Eric Trump’s future, hundreds of millions of dollars will buy a happy meal.

out of curiosity who made this

Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid. Okay, not a film but this intro would play before movies, and I would embarrass the hell out of my sisters by getting up in the theater, doing a dance and making a fool of myself.

Rand Paul is trying to ban episodes of Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood because of the violent rap song “Wont You Be My Neighbor”

The video was cut off - it didn't show how he really escaped:

To be fair, there could be dangerous sandwiches in there.

I read some of the Amelia Earhart files. It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.

Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.

It's like magic.

Let’s get peanut buttery 🥜

I’m looking forward to the video where each General says something nice about Donald Trump as if he was a make-a-wish kid. 🥹

What if the rapture happened a long time ago but only Amelia Earhart made the cut?

The most interesting thing about Amelia Earhart is that she never flew to Epstein Island. Release the files!

The Beastie Boys would be proud…

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. - Donald Trump

Even the fuel must be white.

"Make it look like they're anti-ICE." "You got it, boss..."

And here I thought Elon Musk only liked boys from Brazil

“minophen ”

Let’s do the Disney+ Jimmy Kimmel Tango! 🌹💃 🎵You know you could have been a Costco 🎵But now you’ve made yourself a Target

EVERYONE GO BUY A BOTTLE OF TYLENOL TOMORROW 💊 #ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #ResistanceUnited #MomSky #BlueCrew #FightBack

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

Fast-forward five years: accountability was not had Maybe do something now instead?

It’s good that Donald Trump is branching out to the medical field rather than limiting his brilliance to the subjects of batteries and nucular.

genuinely curious how RFK is going to claim there's a causal mechanism between tylenol and autism, because it's going to be very very stupid

🤭

They’ll be most upset that someone used the term “evolution” when describing them

A hymn for the Charlie Kirk Memorial (contrasting with his own words if that is still legal)

Why does it take a BRITISH newspaper to break a story like this? Where the hell is the American media? 🤨

Kudos to CNN for capturing the one non-white guy at the Charlie Kirk memorial service, and the Jan 6 style "disregard the barriers" ritual.

Working on turning this into a song 🎶

They will be putting a 2000-percent tarrif on autism. Think of the revenue we will be pulling in.

Recognize the tell-tale signs…

I’ll take “Things that Hitler would say” for 200, Alex…

WTF is wrong with these assholes

A song for insomniacs like me who fall to the temptation of doom scrolling late at night:

The prognosis is terminal

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣 This is a must-watch. 🔥

A big Broadway-style number for Jimmy Kimmel from @scaredketchup.bsky.social

Message sent. Jimmy Kimmel, ABC, Disney