Ready Eddie... blast from the past. Thought it was Wicked Willie for a minute...

"You're gonna need a bigger bookshelf" The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now! www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...

I'm nearly 50 and I never knew this existed until now. I just checked IMDb to make sure it was real and not an AI fake.

Just chuckling to myself remembering that advert where the woman kept shouting "HORLICKS" as though it was a swear word...

September 30th / October 1st

This year, please don’t let the cynical commercialisation of Halloween cheapen its profound spiritual message about zombies eating people’s brains.

Seeing more and more far right/racist pages being promoted or 'suggested' by Facebook and less and less of people I actually know on there.

Yes I think we can all agree the Daily Mail is the perfect arbiter of what is or isn't racist...

I thought I was there to talk about Neighbours actress Myra de Groot so it gets off to a rocky start.

EVIL EDNA (1981): The antagonist on BBC animated kid's show Willo The Wisp (Kenneth Williams having a ball on voice-over duties). A nasty witch in the form of a CRT telly, complete with aerials, metal legs, and, presumably, a 625-line face. Many a female teacher was given the nickname 'Evil Edna'.

Very early memory of being mesmerised by this ages about 3...

Monday

OH NO NOT MR BLOBLEK!

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian” “Jimmy Carr?” “No, she went of her own accord”

There are a bunch of Muppet Shows up on ITVX including Sellers, Steve Martin, John Cleese and Brucie. I notice no Milligan, perhaps unsurprisingly if I recall correctly at least one of the song & dance numbers

#totp watching a 1986 one from the other day and Michael McDonald just sounds like when they do songs on South Park.

Today I will be on the radio three times talking about my new book #IntoTheGroove (times approx): 11.40am: BBC Radio Leeds: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... 12.20pm: BBC Radio Merseyside: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... 2.45pm: BBC Radio Bristol: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Blimey, someone is now doing Sonia. Aim high...

#itv70 watching an old Stars In Their Eyes and there's a Kate Bush. Sadly not the Stars In Their Eyes Kids episode though where some stage school brat sang Babooshka and remains to this day one of the funniest things I've ever seen...

Is it me or do his arms look a bit too long here, like that scene in the original Nightmare On Elm Street where Freddy has massive arms...

Just saw this on Facebook... 😬

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

#itv70 Watching the one episode of 321 they currently have on ITV X. It's so bad!

Rapture's off. Sorry.

Benny Hill/Terry Waite

Q. Why isn't there any aspirin in the jungle? A. Because the tylenol. I dunno... I don't think I'll ever get this American 'humor'.

So bored of hearing about racist Admiral Ackbar now. Anything else happening?

I mean I suppose there are people that want to get their medical advice from a bloke who said you should drink bleach to cure COVID and a bloke who took heroin for 15 years, but I'm not one of them...

#itv70 Loads of Stars In Their Eyes episodes on ITV X! @franticplanet.bsky.social you know what to do...

Oh wow... piece on the ITV 70 section about The Pike, the Jaws ripoff with Joan Collins that never was... (Select Border, episode 26). www.itv.com/watch/itv-70...

Chris Mason just now: "The BBC says it gives appropriate levels of scrutiny to all political parties".

I wish to become popular on the internet. Please tell me, is this memes?

Happy 70th birthday ITV, the number one broadcaster for things I have absolutely no interest in.

#OnThisDay 20 September 1986 Hurry yourself along to Rollerworld in Derby. Appearing live - the Infamous "Zammo" from the hit TV series #GrangeHill. Doors open from 7.00pm and there's a licensed bar and restaurant!

New trousers are a bit tight so currently feeling like Tim Brooke Taylor in the Saturday Night Grease episode of The Goodies...

June & Beattie are watching a news report about a handbag snatcher known as "the Granny grabber" - and the identikit picture looks very familiar to them.... 📺 #TerryAndJune #s08e11 #MistakenIdentikit

Can definitely relate to this... www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle....

Getting dark before 8pm now. No lighty, no likey.

I believe the opening credits of The Time The Place which showed him getting ready for work were a big influence on Alan Partridge...

Can't believe they've got 🎵dadada Ross King da-da-da-dada-daaaaa🎵 on Strictly. #Strictly

My documentary about GURNING is OUT NOW!! Please click this link and share with everyone you know. (Like, even if you don't have time to watch it could you click the link anyway. Every view helps.) Thanks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwoD...

The week in news. "Joey Goebbels may have embraced very different cultural ideals to me, but we shouldn't forget that he tirelessly and courageously championed free speech for that circumscribed demographic of society he deemed human. My piece on Political Deification in today's Daily Distortion"

I'll remind you that this man hid in a fridge rather than speak to journalists.

No, I don’t like them either.

Wot no Comrade Dad/Hell's Bells/Grace and Favour/Brighton Belles/Mann's Best Friends.