Typical. I finally get to sleep after a long, hard, horrible day and get woken up an hour later by a nightmare.

Once Upon a Time in the West. 1968. Dir: Sergio Leone. Everything about this — the slow, single take pan out to reveal the lone Spanish bell archway and that Monument Valley horizon at sunset. And then, pure frantic opera. Morricone & Leone. Hand in glove. #filmsky #cinema #western #ennio

This is the news every day for the past 6 years

Cirith Ungol.

Feeling really low. It’s been a hard day. Mum doesn’t understand why she can’t come home for Christmas. Need reassurance and/or a hug.

The Bridge Over Jamiroquai

RIGHT COME ON THIS IS LIKE IF I TOOK A PHOTO OF MYSELF LYING ON A PILE OF MONEY ONE HOUR AFTER A BANK ROBBERY AND CAPTIONED IT WITH "lol I robbed the bank" FUCKING COME ON LOCK THIS RAPING HANDBAG IN AN OUBLIETTE JEEEEEESUS CHRIST

he is a good dog

One foot in the door, the other one in the gutter.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

You can very clearly see why someone whose job it is to protect war criminals would need this pulled from the airwaves: It’s visible proof the Trump administration is operating concentration camps.

The Beatles never stopped loving their city, though. “Penny Lane”, “Strawberry Fields Forever”, the Scouse sing-song of “Maggie Mae”, Lennon’s harsh catarrhal rendition of “Polythene Pam”, etc. Oasis’ only remaining connection to their city is supporting a Gulf state-owned football club.

U2 is to R.E.M. what the Eagles are to Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Today’s instalment of Shit Kerrang! Got Wrong: The Blunder of the Beast Not so much the opinion stated here – as The X Factor IS a dud – but the review itself. Paul Elliott discusses the album for a whopping 77 words. The rest of it is just Elliott going “Hey, old heavy metal’s crap, isn’t it?”

The active ingredient in the cough medicine our lass just bought sounds like an Anthrax song.

Went to two indie shops in Liverpool today and our lass treated me before Christmas. I cannot BELIEVE I got that Killdozer LP. Nearly jumped out of my skin when I found it.

Never trust a bear with no pants. That little shit wears a long coat and boots with no pants, which makes him essentially a flasher. Paddington the sex offender. You heard it here first.

Last week’s sounds. (forgot about London Calling on the one I originally posted)

This is how I found out, and maybe it is how you did too

I saw Icke and Tina Turner once. Disappointing to say the least. Tina was singing her hits whilst in the background some bloke in a shell suit was calling Prince Charles a lizard.

A black cat stop Stonehenge seems like a bad omen. If it starts raining frogs or the Thames turns to blood, you heard it here first.

What's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Italian meal?

If he can't get off on a "personal use" excuse then I don't know what Europe's coming to.

Now let’s try and get Phil in a ring with Anthony Joshua so he can break the jaw of another racist shithead who’s been stealing a living for years.

That guy’s 10-year-old sucks and I hope they get bullied.

She had him bumped off, didn’t she?

look at this absurd office chair i got off of craigslist. i’m obsessed with it. it looks like gordon gekko’s gooning chair. it looks like it’ll call you a bizarre slur after its third harvey wallbanger

Why is James Cook trending did the hawaiians get his ass again

Finished a jar of coffee yesterday and started on a new one this morning. The old one was glass and this one’s plastic, so when I picked it up I temporarily felt like Superman.

She’s just watched Far from Home. Who the hell do these cocksuckers think they are, putting “Vacation” by the Go-Go’s over the end credits of their goofy superhero movie? That better not ruin that song for me, because it’s one of my all-time favourites.

I know I've probably worn out my welcome by now but I just had to call an ambulance for my dad because he collapsed from chest pains. Insurance doesn't cover ambulance rides so I could really use like $250 to help offset the cost. Thanks. Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647 Paypal [email protected]

Twenty-two. First 28-minute run. Those extra three minutes were a bastard. Walked a mile uphill afterwards and I’m knackered, so now I’m having a nice hot shower.

Our lass is watching Spider-Man: Homecoming, which I’ve ever seen. Is that Tom Holland’s real voice?

Swing by the tables, just like they’ll swing by their necks after Nuremberg v2.0.

Elvis: twat. Little Richard, that was where the power lay.

Happy Winter Solstice everyone. One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work. Lighter days ahead.

oh my god these people are such fucking NEEEEEEEERDS These people need to be wedgied so hard that their fathers die.

Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy

Just found out off our lass that Rory McIlroy won Sports Personality of the Year. He’s a golfer. He doesn’t HAVE a personality. This bullshit is Chloe Kelly erasure.

Been a bad couple of days for massive pieces of shit who’ve done near-irreparable damage to a generation of young men.

🎵 I took my time 🎵 🎵 I hurried up 🎵 🎵 The choice was mine 🎵 🎵 I didn't think enough 🎵 🎵 We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime 🎵 🎵 Simply having a wonderful Christmastime 🎵

I’m writing nothing more meaningful than fucking RECORD REVIEWS right now and I’m researching the artists’ histories myself. If I was a lazy enough prick to use AI while writing an honest-to-god book, I’d do an Ernest Hemingway – and I don’t mean I’d move to Spain to cover a civil war.

Great moments in British history #69: Neolithic man makes the world’s first fleshlight using Shredded Wheat

more unrealistic beauty standards smdh

Greil Marcus in 1970 was like