Heading out to Damnation Festival.

imagine no one likes you and your penis doesn’t work, you’d be like “i’m gonna make a white ethno state on mars and a robot army and give me one trillion dollars”

Big naturals is BBC exec slang for any new David Attenborough series

There are no words for how evil this is

Usually the dead Sperm Whale floats with great buoyancy, with its side or belly considerably elevated above the surface.

Completely apart from that, Trump sounds barely-awake at best and half-dead at worst. This isn’t insane, it’s absurd.

Comically accurate

Appalling Album Art #33: High Power, High Power [in French] Band: You get that drawing of a cat-person we asked for? Artist: Sure did guys, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Band: Quoi?

And we all thought Sepp Blatter was a cunt. He’s Lord Kinnaird compared to Infantino.

Oh this is cracking stuff. Like if a black metal band did the soundtrack for an Amstrad CPC game.

A buddy of mine made a record covering side one of Prince’s Dirty Mind and side two of Kiss’s Hotter Than Hell. It is both very fun and aggressively, confrontationally stupid. ryanwerner.bandcamp.com/album/dirty-...

Whose dick to I have to suck to get a big book of Roger Dean art for Christmas?

My favorite comment on the FT story

This weekend 'For Eternal Glory' turns 1! It took a long time to make, and an even longer time to release, but I put my heart and soul into it, and it's by far the work I'm most proud of To celebrate it'll be 50% off on Bandcamp all week! Thank you all 💜🧙 legendarium.bandcamp.com/album/for-et...

sandwiches don’t kill?!?! apparently this jury has never seen the documentary called “the killer sandwich” where i was killed by a sandwich that enjoys killing

Maccabi Tel Aviv are currently losing 1-0 to Aston Villa if you're interested

Bob Kane’s original (crappy) design for “The Bat-Man”, 1939

The women They destroyed the West Yes YES The women are out

She took the kids, didn’t she Dave?

Guy Fawkes signature and Guy Fawkes signing for an Evri parcel

God damn. I already hate the music of Frank Sinatra. I never knew I could hate it more.

Ten. That nearly killed me. Up to 16 minutes now: two threes, two fives. Got the weekend off now (going to Damnation) so it’ll probably kill me next week too.

Appalling Album Art #32: Kronos, Colossal Titan Strife. Lads, what the bloody hell is going on here? Presumably some abomination from Greek myth, but every single bit of it is wrong. Arm fins that look like hair. A screw instead of abs. Legs jutting out at random angles. Tentacle dreadlocks. Awful.

The Sky report on X is interesting but not surprising. It starts to put data behind the obvious bias on Twitter post Elon. One telling thing is what they class as “extreme”. On the left? Right? Jokes Hate fueled racist conspiracy

Hard to describe to people who have always had the streaming internet available how insane it is, with history as precedent, to just be like “I can find this random movie or TV show I just thought of and be able to watch it in seconds”

COR BLIMEY CHARLIE NO You get what you deserve, you fucking dirtbags.

Labour in the pockets of fossil fuels. Utter shits.

lol

Gamers in the late ‘90s: Hey Nintendo, have you considered adopting a more adult approach to your products? Sony is kicking your ass appealing to a more mature audience. Gamers in the 2000s: NINTENDO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO NOT LIKE THAT

The world’s most prestigious participation trophy for the world’s biggest stupidest baby.

Turns out sewing is really good for my mental health. It stops me being stuck inside my own head, gives me something to focus on, and I get a sense of achievement when I’m done.

This is the second time this stupid dickhead had come out with the communism/thousand years thing. What do we think he’s getting it confused with?

So… goat meat as opposed to rat?

True adulthood is finding Bonfire Night bloody annoying.

Dershowitz waking up tomMandimi's win and hearing this song play non-stop in his head youtu.be/o9mJ82x_l-E?...

Introduce yourself with: One book One movie One album One TV show

I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules.

roses are red big laughs are hearty

Bluesky rn

Type O Negative once referred to Staten Island as “Stankin’ Island”. On this evidence they were correct.

[Exit Clown.]

He has to do this now

hahahahahahaha

So far election night USA seems to be a real referendum on “normal people are already sick of this shit”

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani (D) elected mayor of New York City - DDHQ projection

Want a triumphant-sounding song for this moment? I got you.

Nine. The same but quicker.

having sex is a lot like sonic adventure 2. you go really fast, the moon explodes, big the cat is there

We’re further away from The Rolling Stones recording “Sympathy for the Devil” than they were from the murders of the Romanovs when they recorded it