Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Love that the closest thing that Pokémon Red/Blue has to a tutorial is a drunk guy lying in the street who screams at you when you first meet him.

WASHINGTON—With the United States facing a daunting array of problems, leading historians reminded the nation that when making tough choices, it never hurts to stop, take a look at similar situations from the past, and then think about whether the decisions people made back then were good or bad.

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

BIG GOAT LITTLE GOAT is this month's free one page game. One of you is a big goat. The other is a little goat. If you need to know more than that, this game is probably not for you. PDFs and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/128931...

I made him a brøther

Er, anyone else remember that in Andor, despite all his actual crimes, he is arrested just for walking around and "looking suspicous" by an Imperial officer, then sentenced to 6 years -- without due process -- to a foreign prison? Yeah....

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media. 2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media. 3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media. 4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.

If this story didn't have today's date, I would've thought it was a Depression-era headline.

this is the best bug we've ever found

Spending some time taking care of myself today.

A recent study found that cervical cancer deaths in young women have plummeted since the introduction of the human papillomavirus vaccine.

Two dudes chilling in a cat tree

take your PTO. all of it. use your sick days even if you’re not actually sick. only do work inside work hours. the most important thing to do when you have a job is maintain your dignity

The world will not heal until we get Portal 3. That is truly the pressing spcietal issue of today.

Beans in chili are woke. What a great bit

The real hierarchy of needs

I’m pretty stoked! Also I know I said that the DLCs don’t really matter to me in my quest for Platinums, and generally that’s still true. But I haven’t really spent time with the DLCs for SOM and I’m having a blast, so maybe we’ll get a full 100% after all!

Get in, Nerd. We're going to Xen www.twitch.tv/mcgurganatorzx

No no that’s the car from Back to the Future. Nah, mitochondria is a drunk typo of the new aura Might of Chondria, that gives target creature first strike, vigilance, and +1/+1 for every other creature you control.

YO Portland! Looking for a place to go for Pokémon GO PvP? Looking to get into a Show 6 Bring 3 League? Team Evolution GO is partnering with Board Bard Games on Stark and 80th as our new gathering place! Sundays from 4:00pm-6:00pm Pokémon night will include TCG, PvP, and anything else! #PokémonGO

One way to win the economic competition with China would be to make apps that don't suck shit. Have you considered that

I’m bringing my Path to Platinum posts over here to Bluesky! In these, I share the journey of video games in which I’m aiming for that sweet Platinum. My current target is Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor. This and its sequel are two of my favorite stealth games and I always have a blast with them.

Gravity is so biased. It’s always trying to keep me down. I won’t stand for it.

Eric Barone, the creator of Stardew Valley, keeps updating his video game. And has no plans of stopping.

How old were you when you realized it was duct and not duck tape? • Average • Still Reasonable ✅ Prefer Not To Say

Do not dunk. Do not quote-post. Do not screenshot and repost. They wish to be visibly cruel because it makes them feel big and strong. Block them with the most powerful block button we've had on social media to save yourself the energy, and save others from the garage being spread

It is normal to feel a sense of loss today. Those of us who used the clock app have lost a way of interacting with the world. It may feel like phantom limb, but in your heart. It’s okay and you are not alone. Lean on your communities. We keep each other afloat.

If anyone has recommendations on well-paying career pivots for a 35-year-old with a liberal arts degree and previous education experience, I can’t afford to work in the public sector anymore. Because right now my life insurance policy is the only valuable thing about my earning potential right now.

I feel so sad for ancestral humans. Imagine mastering fire, learning to make stone tools, migrating out of Africa, painting on cave walls, inventing agriculture and then dying before the invention of chips. What did they even get out of bed for

I don't think I'm gonna hop on rednote but I am extremely happy that American people and Chinese people are having legit conversation with each other Both our governments are horrible authoritarian regimes and skipping their propaganda might ACTUALLY help us understand each other

Extremely funny to me that every American tech company’s been trying to make their social media website into TikTok and the second TikTok went away, all the users didn’t go for any of them.

As some may know @raynarvaezjr.sucks hit his sub goal for a V-Tuber Debut & Selling a Full 1/10th Model Statue. We're starting the process of finding people to work with, if you are interested in collaborating on this (fully paid) please email your portfolio, availability, & rates!

Bro has made himself cozy in the shoebox. Also the brand is, fittingly, Puma. A Bean in his natural habitat! 🤣

Here comes the new moisture farmer, Cot Hoffee. There goes the food stall vendor, Luit Froop. Over there is the woodland hermit, Branola Gar.

Pasadena Humane has seen an influx of over 300 animals due to the fires. People lined up down the block to drop off beloved pets they could not take with them when they fled their homes. Some animals arrived with burns and injuries and are being treated. Donations and fosters are needed NOW.

For those evacuating with pets in LA: Hilton’s Homewood Suites, Home2 Suites, Embassy Suites, Hilton Garden Inn, Hampton, Tru and Canopy brands are all 100% pet friendly. Even cats! And a lot of hotels are waiving pet fees atm. Good on u Hilton! Pun intended: that’s hot.

Hey folks, The holidays have been tough. My spouse was laid off right before Christmas. Our household was pretty dependent on their income. To make ends meet, I'm running some games for pay over on @startplaying.bsky.social it's mostly things I can handle with my production and writing schedules.

This one when I was 15. I was so hyped for this game, and I played it so much during Christmas break that I temporarily damaged my vision. It was a great time.

May fascism be visited by three spirits.

every single elected democrat should be posting like this

Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again: Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call. Your cat is perfect. I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat. Thank you.