oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

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What the fuck old man magic is happening in these god-awful all-blues

Going through some old Magic cards during kiddo nap today; I thought I sold all my old dual lands but forgot I kept an artist-signed German Savannah for my cats commander deck Love finds like this

Don’t ever tell my paint saint daughter she can’t achieve her #WNBA dreams or anything ever again

This is it this is the one

This week’s final score: Days Lost to RSV — 2 Late-Night Dinners of Spaghetti with Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, & Parmesan Cheese — 3 Ladies and germs, that’s what we call a victory ✌️

In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.

According to this report, the players are now just asking for 30% of revenue. It was unlikely the NBA would agree to treat women and men equally. And if this report is true, the women have accepted this reality. More soon on the Substack! www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/202...

Welp. Just had to read some chud refer to an author’s statements about their own book series as “headcanon”, so I think that’s enough stupid for me today

Bless the StudBudz #WNBA #Lynx

Those companies are advertising that they have people on staff to scare away strangers Turns out, you can adopt a dog from the shelter and they will also shriek indeterminately out your windows. Only monthly fee is kibbles but you get snuggles back, so 🤷‍♂️

Phoenix got tired of getting asked if they were the Suns, so they made themselves look like the Sun?

Post a movie where you are from

So much to still figure out with the CBA but the Minnesota Lynx — already a top team — landing the No. 2 pick in the WNBA Draft sets them up for a big-time player. Awa Fam. Lauren Betts. Azzi Fudd. Olivia Miles. Premier talent.

A shift in the WNBA. In 2022, 6 black head coaches. In 2026, 2 black head coaches, 0 black women. There’s been progress — 7/15 are women, including 2 of color — but for a league that’s 60%+ black, does raise questions about why coaching hires don’t better reflect that.

Someone give Soraya Mohamed a training camp invite. She’s fun @wnba.com

We just joined our first @wnba.com #FantasyBasketball Dynasty League. Excited is an understatement. Thanks to the Commish @jayarr47.bsky.social for bringing us in as an Expansion Team!

Need someone for a WNBA dynasty league expansion draft! Who wants to have fun with a good group of people

Cough cough, come close my nephews. I have spent my entire life putting points into Wisdom. Now I share my learnings with you: Wisdom is illusory. Intelligence is masturbatory. Strength is a joke. Put your points in Charisma. All that matters is whether people think you're cool.

Conversations with a Toddler Dramatis Personae Mrs. Arr Toddler T: I had enough bites of cucumber for a treat! MA: You did not yet. Have one more. T: I had enough bites of THIS cucumber! MA: … That’s an apple. T: WHY?! Blackout.

Amazing how Fetterman taught some people nothing. That Maine Senate seat could end up being one of the most influential and unaccountable positions on the planet going into the next decade. I feel like we can find something a little more low stakes for nazi tattoo guy.

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵

poster's bushido logically implies the existence of historical european posting arts

Natural resources should all be state managed and the only corporations that should be allowed to exist are fully worker owned

Radical compassion isn’t that radical.

Today's Walking Bucket newsletter is LIVE: For a player who has said that she "wants to be on the right side of history," Nneka Ogwumike being the first player to sign on to the Saudi PIF-backed Project B basketball league is hypocrisy at its finest. #WNBA walking-bucket.ghost.io/nneka-ogwumi...

I find it so fascinating that I cannot get into a dynasty fantasy league anymore (WNBA aside), where more than 25% of the teams are actually setting their lineups every week and engaging in trade discussions

People should be a little bit (socially) fearful to voice stupid, bigoted opinions in public. That’s just the system working as intended.

hi hello if you called out comedians for participating in the Riyadh Comedy Festival but don't have a problem with Nneka becoming a partner in this new Saudi women's bball league, you should consider why you're being a hypocrite

Had a flash of inspiration, “The Bastards of Baratheon”: a group of Robert’s bastard children — both noble and lowborn — find out about their lineages, assemble themselves, and decide to better the realm after Baratheon’s death. So if anybody wants to play a #DND campaign…

Happy Halloween, the holiday that reminds us that it’s fun and cool to give every child a welfare benefit

It's just such a bummer to watch the universe of sharp, interesting, weird internet writing keep getting smaller and smaller.

The boo genders

I don’t know if I had seen this before on the #WNBA player pages. I really like this succinct profile; it should help newer fans get more acquainted with player styles

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(I don’t think they’re coming back)

I finally tried again to get into the Game of Thrones books, and I’m really digging them in audiobook format

Unironically a good lesson and a free idea machine for writing tabletop campaigns

It’s great the Packers seem to actually have some fight in them finally. Get rid of the limp noodle identity

Look, I know the Kawhi thing is about league discipline and not criminality, but irony is still dead

As a Doctoral Candidate in the Department of Toddler Psychology, I’m pretty sure the internet tendency to own someone with facts and logic is one that springs from a deeply primal place in the human mind. In this dissertation, I will prove —

Me watching Coach Manbun lead his first #WNBA game this year:

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

If you’re blaming the left for the Nazi Senator, you need to ask why he has been supported as the candidate by the Democratic establishment — who is currently attacking tons of openly and avowed socialists who won the official party nomination Most on the left don’t fuck with Sanders anymore either

DA NORT REMEMBERS (don’cha know) #WNBA Real image made by u/salazar-gfx on Reddit

Ah yes, the October surprise

We are so back