please make way on the timeline, cattle coming through

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Confirmation that @marthawells.com’s Murderbot Is “Premium Quality Entertainment”:

Whatever you do,

Hoffman should be ashamed of himself #bluejays

Oh you’re Catholic and you disagree with the Pope? Maybe you should make a list of all the things you disagree with. Really dig deep, make it a nice long list. 95 seems like a good number. And then post that list somewhere he can see it, like maybe nailed to a church door.

Have had the kind of day at work where I feel like my brain is going to start leaking out of my ears

>Will Stancil had a network of honeypot informants who’d get ice to dump operational information to them >if cover blown, would forward the chats to the guys wives to ruin their marriages

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

I'm also in a bad mood because one of my Addi interchangeable cords broke today and no one sells them on the island of Montreal and I only have the really short ones left that came with the set, so now I have to order replacements from GERMANY and it's going to take FOREVER and cost a lot of money

I've seen two posts about users getting notified that their very old Kindles are soon to be unsupported and maybe this is residual trauma from working in IT asset management during the Windows 10 EOL, but I think you should all get over it

In lighter news, apparently when they have a home game on a weekday afternoon, the Blue Jays list it on their schedule as "Work from Dome", which is kind of delightful

I spend a lovely Easter long weekend not looking at social media then log on during my lunch break and Trump is threatening nuclear armageddon? WTF, people

The idea that the rest of the world should do something about Trump, but it's completely ridiculous to expect the American people to do something about Trump, really is the perfect distillation of the American mindset.

The thing going around about rich New Yorkers possibly benefiting from free preschool reminds me of a company (I think it was REI?) calling out its workforce for cultural appropriation when the workers tried to unionize. Nice try guys but no one is falling for it

Actually funny April Fool joke

I'm off sick today and am watching a random early 90s thriller on Britbox. It's very broody and has a young Colin Firth striding around the moors moping, 10/10, no notes

I have stolen 12T of KitKats that were in transit and which you were probably hoping to buy in Poland forgive me the world is stressful and I needed a break

Things I can draw: plants, also smallish objects with curved lines and multiple textures. Things I can't draw: animals, people, or buildings

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

used the acronym "ayfkm" in a text today and my friend, who is only like 10 years younger than me, didn't know what it meant. I swear there's a micro-generation of people who used message boards and those who didn't

since everyone is talking about Harry Potter today, my thoughts: - artists are, as a rule, obsessive horny weirdos - if you're looking for art produced by well-adjusted unproblematic people, you'll be looking a long time - but JKR openly uses her wealth for harm - so don't give her more money

I am going to live FOREVER

You joke but I am 1000% watching this

Going to try drawing every day for a month and see if I get better at drawing things that aren't plants

Secret tricks to get much better results out of the very dreadful 'Google search' these days, plus other search engines for specific things. Statospherically useful for researchers. open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...

OK so I've finally gotten around to the werewolf duke book and...it's basically a rom-com with a werewolf duke? I don't know what I was expecting

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

Happy first day of spring/Joyeux printemps 😭

Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains His Joe Rogan Podcast Appearance youtu.be/AZRLaKVxyho

128th anniversary today of this rather important story appearing in the Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas

idk I did see this meme today which made me laugh so hard. lol

Where does Zohran Mamdani stand on the Dominion War?

This is hands down the best thing that you will read all day. And if someone doesn’t put out a t-shirt that has a picture of a dolphin on it with the caption, “You don’t question Gerald”, then what are we even doing here?

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Oh man I just figured out why I'm in a bad mood, I had a salad and a bagel for lunch and forgot to put chickpeas in the salad

I had a busy day and am tired and in a bad mood and have just sat down for like the first time in hours, so of course this is the one time this week my anti-social cat demands attention

Guys please make sure you don't go to any theaters on March 27th, stay safe!

Apparently I am BRILLIANT at this www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Reposting YET AGAIN because while I still have not read the werewolf duke book, I am reading one that's basically National Treasure but with a brilliant lady mathematician and a duke and it's amazing

Paging @paulisci.bsky.social

Reposting because it seems relevant all of a sudden. Read a damn book, it doesn't have to be good as long as you liked it

Shout out to reading. Reading is great. Don't let people fool you into thinking reading is serious or boring or should be about self-improvement, I just found a book about a duke who is also a werewolf and was like FINALLY

Breaking news! I have my first opinion piece in the Toronto Star today! I got to make fun of John Tory AND make a joke about me playing for the Blue Jays, so it's safe to say that this was the most fun I've had writing something in a while. 💙 www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...

Went to Allan Gardens for some sketching and discovered that I'm much better at drawing plants than turtles

Went to the aquarium today. This is the jellyfish wall that they tried to pretend was in the Biodome in Heated Rivalry

Doing the Montreal-London train ride for March break and for once I was really impressed with Via Rail's on-time performance, but now the Toronto-London train is stopped outside of Woodstock because the police (?) are doing something that's blocking the tracks (??)