gluon
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Dad, computery guy sometimes
just get some work done on the garden... instant back damage
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Say Mistage ʕ•ᴥ•ʔノ☆
4 days ago
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
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while busily the spider weaves
4 days ago
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A halo
5 days ago
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Alex Blechman
7 days ago
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Pablo Hidalgo
8 days ago
This chair is uncomfortable.
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old uncle catface
8 days ago
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
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I wish we were like Californians
7 days ago
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back in London from California, this particular temporal displacement is extremely jarring
9 days ago
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Looks like strohe light sounds like whoop tone
12 days ago
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Jack Tindale
18 days ago
God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager. She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.
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ugh you ever smell a cold on yourself? Won't wash off, unpleasant
24 days ago
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Moby Dick
26 days ago
Yes, there is death in this business of whaling—a speechlessly quick chaotic bundling of a man into Eternity.
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Robot Byron telling me good job on that puzzle sending me into an existential spiral. Maybe not a great sign about my state of mind these days
26 days ago
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Moby Dick
27 days ago
how it was exactly, there is no telling now
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William Shakespeare
28 days ago
there is no king
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Dr Emma Salisbury
28 days ago
CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying
add a skeleton here at some point
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so that's what park run is, you run in a park! Give me another decade and I'll figure out what's in the little backpacks everyone seems to wear when running
28 days ago
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alexis simpson
30 days ago
the doctor said "go to the fancy grocery store and get yourself some fancy cheese. maybe some harvati. maybe some jarlsberg. or maybe that fancy new Italian kind. it cures depression." "but doctor," i said. "i am Pagliacheese"
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darth™️
29 days ago
hello what did i miss tell me every thing
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Tyler, from the Internet
over 2 years ago
Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
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lasagna is plate scale ravioli
about 1 month ago
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John Bull
about 1 month ago
Remember: there's no difference between a fan watch and a hate watch in marketing metrics
add a skeleton here at some point
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cat in her bag
about 1 month ago
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world's got that sliding feeling again, don't care for it
about 1 month ago
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So folks what's up stateside? Good time to visit?
about 1 month ago
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c'mon man think you can get two a penny what are you doing with those one a penny buns, dumbass
about 1 month ago
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Moby Dick
about 1 month ago
we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending.
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beckerman junction
about 1 month ago
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gamera obscura
about 1 month ago
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getting my peptides the natural way: spoons marmite from jar
about 1 month ago
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me dramatically raising my standing desk: "rise ye varnished, you desk that yet lifts"
about 2 months ago
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To poop: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
about 2 months ago
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ceej
about 2 months ago
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, dude?
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Moby Dick
about 2 months ago
There go the ships; there is that Leviathan whom thou hast made to play therein
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bank your yeokens people, that new hit yogurt won't last that long
about 2 months ago
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See it, Say it, Suasage
about 2 months ago
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Lucy
about 2 months ago
>discover new left-coded populist >ask supporters if they're cosmopolitan or herrenvolk >they don't understand >explain what is cosmopolitan and what is herrenvolk >they laugh and say "they're a good progressive ma'am" >see how they describe the working class >it's herrenvolk
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Natalie Wynn
about 2 months ago
The Department of War regretfully informs you your husband has died lethalitymaxxing in Operation Epic Furry
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Alasdair Beckett-King
about 2 months ago
More like Matt Badloss.
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Jacob
about 2 months ago
Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.
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sparth
about 2 months ago
Pencil. Paper.
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Simple bristly toilet brush: no nonsense let's clean that mess and never talk about it again. Strange flexible tongue like toilet thing: lick lick lick
about 2 months ago
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can you get a decent bagel in this city?
about 2 months ago
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woke up to the sound of someone stealing my bike, bummer
about 2 months ago
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Materialist Gnostic
2 months ago
"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement
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Menace looks good, is it good? I bet it's good. Huge Battle Bros fan.
2 months ago
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what is a deer really but a small town house out of its comfort zone
2 months ago
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for sale, stately pleasure dome, never used
2 months ago
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