just get some work done on the garden... instant back damage

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

while busily the spider weaves

A halo

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

This chair is uncomfortable.

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

I wish we were like Californians

back in London from California, this particular temporal displacement is extremely jarring

Looks like strohe light sounds like whoop tone

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager. She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

ugh you ever smell a cold on yourself? Won't wash off, unpleasant

Yes, there is death in this business of whaling—a speechlessly quick chaotic bundling of a man into Eternity.

Robot Byron telling me good job on that puzzle sending me into an existential spiral. Maybe not a great sign about my state of mind these days

how it was exactly, there is no telling now

there is no king

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

so that's what park run is, you run in a park! Give me another decade and I'll figure out what's in the little backpacks everyone seems to wear when running

the doctor said "go to the fancy grocery store and get yourself some fancy cheese. maybe some harvati. maybe some jarlsberg. or maybe that fancy new Italian kind. it cures depression." "but doctor," i said. "i am Pagliacheese"

hello what did i miss tell me every thing

Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."

lasagna is plate scale ravioli

Remember: there's no difference between a fan watch and a hate watch in marketing metrics

cat in her bag

world's got that sliding feeling again, don't care for it

So folks what's up stateside? Good time to visit?

c'mon man think you can get two a penny what are you doing with those one a penny buns, dumbass

we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending.

beckerman junction

getting my peptides the natural way: spoons marmite from jar

me dramatically raising my standing desk: "rise ye varnished, you desk that yet lifts"

To poop: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, dude?

There go the ships; there is that Leviathan whom thou hast made to play therein

bank your yeokens people, that new hit yogurt won't last that long

See it, Say it, Suasage

>discover new left-coded populist >ask supporters if they're cosmopolitan or herrenvolk >they don't understand >explain what is cosmopolitan and what is herrenvolk >they laugh and say "they're a good progressive ma'am" >see how they describe the working class >it's herrenvolk

The Department of War regretfully informs you your husband has died lethalitymaxxing in Operation Epic Furry

More like Matt Badloss.

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

Pencil. Paper.

Simple bristly toilet brush: no nonsense let's clean that mess and never talk about it again. Strange flexible tongue like toilet thing: lick lick lick

can you get a decent bagel in this city?

woke up to the sound of someone stealing my bike, bummer

"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement

Menace looks good, is it good? I bet it's good. Huge Battle Bros fan.

what is a deer really but a small town house out of its comfort zone

for sale, stately pleasure dome, never used