go on, switch your timeline to discover, give yourself a simulated horse kick to the head as a little treat

Boris Johnson was Mayor of London from 2008-2016, then Sadiq Khan took over. Now read the last line of this post 👇

I'm so old I can remember when Labour was The People's Party. And I was a member of it. No more. Labour has drifted inexorably away from ordinary people. Too many have been left politically homeless. But there is a safe, honest, decent home for us. I'm proud to be a Green, now. Join up! 👍

Tijuana 4:00 am last night :the Iranian Soccer team arrives. This is the most shameful #WarCup in history. They have had no recovery after matches, immediate flights to the airport,management/logistics staff denied visas. Shame on America. Shame on FIFA #WorldCup2026

An 11yo boy carried his dead baby brother, Ahmed, to a hospital in Khan Younis in a backpack. Blood dripped from it as he walked in. The UN commission says he is one witness to more than 20,000 Palestinian children killed & their deaths at the hands of Israel were not accidents.

Here is what else UN investigators documented. A 15-year-old was holding a white flag as Israeli snipers shot him with a .338-caliber round. His brother ran to help him, and they shot him. Their mother came, and they shot her too.

Trump’s first wife, Ivana Zelníčková, fell down the stairs Russian style and died just a week before she was supposed to testify against Trump. She is buried on a golf course; her grave is overgrown with weeds, and no one ever visits it. For some reason, that doesn’t surprise anyone at all… #Trump

Royal Mail boss’s pay package triples to £6.9m. Cost of postage stamps rocketing RM hasn't hit delivery target for 1st-class post since 2017, 2nd-class mail since 2020. Ofcom continues to reduce targets. Bosses rewarded for fleecing people.

#palestine #burnham #zionism #israel

total bitch trump fam

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Even worse. The Spot the Muck On Your Screen competition already has a winner. If only you'd spotted it earlier. 🤷

Nigel Farage has been referred to the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) over claims his cryptocurrency advocacy has benefited his billionaire backer, Christopher Harbone. Who would have guessed www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Such a shame it's not a Spot the Coot competition otherwise you'd be in the big money now...

Dear Santa, This year for Prime Day I want the breakup of Amazon as a corporate conglomerate monopoly, with Kindle and Audible being nationalized into a sort of publicly owned internet library funded by a progressive tax on the hyper-rich and an annual stipend for authors.

Cory Doctorow explains what a "reverse centaur" is and how the concept can help us understand new technologies in a socially responsible way. His new book is titled "The Reverse Centaur’s Guide to Life After AI: How to Think About Artificial Intelligence — Before It’s Too Late."

Someone once left an anorak at my house after a party. I asked all the guests if it was theirs and everyone said no. For the next 5 years, I wore it to death. I then had another party. The next morning, it had gone. I still don't know the explanation, but I've never loved another anorak like it.

The ICE agent who killed Renee Good is named Jonathan Ross, and he should be indicted. www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...

A photo from one of the walks that inspired Everything Will Swallow You. Only one week now until the book comes out in paperback. I've posted an extract on my website today, as a taster: www.tom-cox.com/one-week/ If you pre-order from @blackwells.bsky.social you get a signed one & free delivery.

"McSweeney quietly inflamed the 'antisemitism crisis' that would dog Corbyn’s leadership from at least 2018. "He did so by seeding and placing stories into the press that helped to build the narrative that Corbyn’s Labour had become riddled with antisemitism" www.declassifieduk.org/inside-labou...

I notice I get more new followers here since I took "bestselling author" off my bio. Nobody sane in 2026 wants a bestselling author. They want a woodland creature with a cadre of goat, sheep and owl friends and a far-out record collection, stumbling along in the transient mask of a human man.

1/ The government can track your phone, read your posts, and investigate you for "extremism" without ever defining the word. The surveillance machine built after 9/11 was supposed to hunt terrorists. Now it is aimed squarely at protesters and organizers 🧵 #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy

Spot the Duck. An entirely new game that bears absolutely no resemblance to any other. Oh no. Copyright Me. Right now

I can recommend sitting in the fridge aisle in Lidl for an hour or so.

Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs. A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which was gutted last year. If Bezos can spend $500M on a yacht, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.

I have to say, it's making me feel a little insane hearing commentators say Ed Miliband shouldn't be chancellor because of his "ideological zeal" for Net Zero, in a week where temperatures are so extreme that my kids are being sent home early every day and it's regularly 30 degrees inside my house

Sen. Whitehouse: Was there or was there not a 350 foot gash in the Reflecting Pool? Lilly: I stand by my statement. Whitehouse: Your statement doesn’t answer the question…. No wonder you don’t want to answer the question… The President made up a 350 foot gash.

You notice that the criminal-in-charge who sues everyone for everything is drop dead quiet about this. Says a lot.

People complaining about the tax burden should have their houses cut off from all utilities, bin collection cancelled and the road in front of their houses dug up.

We have special camps for them at the KGB.

Oh no! I’ve no idea who this is. I don’t think I’ve ever interacted with them.

A. Dudley is as far from the sea as you can get. B. Your Bretwalda does not 'yoink' himself off. He has Serfs for that. C. Dudley 'Castle' is a small hill with a brick on it.

Urgent public service announcement @theselectfyrd.bsky.social

Who I blame for all this ghastly hot weather: Keir Starmer Andy Burnham Lazy teachers BBC Meghan Markle Ange Postecoglou Mounjaro Jude Bellingham Matcha Chat GPT Hydration breaks Spiteful class warriors Call The Midwife Women who vape Langoustines That Norwegian rowing chant. 😡

Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...

Well said.

I'm confident nobody will share this.

A lot of flesh on show today and it's like media studies crossed with Egyptology. Just saw a woman with Evil Edna from Willo the Wisp tattooed on her inner thigh. Not sure how many would recognise Evil Edna and would instead think she has an old TV set inked on her leg. Oddest tattoo ever, I think.

The plan should be for Johnson to be prosecuted for deliberately misleading the public and jailed.

I hope everyone is refusing to do any work.

"No one gives a shit about housing." Only ballrooms.

It’s like he’s a toddler! #Pinks #USDemocracy

When Ellison gets a politician to sell out the USA and pledge "Zionist loyalty", does he mean Israel or Zionist mafia? @vanhollen.senate.gov @sanders.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov

Yes

Computers expecting us to decide that they mean by identify a motorcycle...I didn't know nuns were made of motorcycles!

I just did 20 captcha tests and I failed!! 😭

Saulo Kasela was a 37 year old security guard in Zambia. He died in April, his lungs ravaged by tuberculosis, a hallmark of advanced AIDS 100,000 people stopped taking HIV meds in Zambia due to USAID cuts www.nytimes.com/2026/04/25/h...

Has anybody set up a GoFuckHim?