A timely song for would be ReFUKers…

A UK-based relative recently applied for a visa to join the rest of his family who are already in France. The visa was declined, the reason given: the justification was inconsistent. Two points: 1. Brexit truly fucked up peoples lives. 2. You can't expect to bluster your way through regulations.

The UK has endured 10 years of self-inflicted financial damage, business failure, lost opportunity, families divided, all because Cameron couldn't be arsed to make the positive case of continued EU membership. Self-serving grifters like Johnson & Farage, trousered a fortune while fucking the UK.

Today was the first of four public holidays in May here in 🇫🇷. I spent the whole day drafting a relative’s tax declaration. I don’t think that was the plan.

This is exactly why the royal visit should not have gone ahead. The orange felon used Charles to further his own bullshit…

Hannah asking a reasonable question. No doubt, nothing will change because not enough MPs give a sh*t about behaving like responsible adults.

More bollocks from SkyNews: 'King state visit Day 1: Behind smiles lies serious diplomatic mission' In fact behind the fake smiles lies a serious blunder to have ever embarked on such a mission. Stop appeasing the warmonger.

Voters without ID have just one day left to apply for a free Voter Authority Certificate to use at the upcoming local elections in England. To vote at a polling station, voters must present an accepted form of photo ID. A Voter Authority Cert. is a free form of ID for those who lack any.

So, a question for @labourlewis.bsky.social @stellacreasy.bsky.social and all Labour MPs. Will the government use the break clause to cancel the disgraceful and inappropriate contract with Palantir?

What possessed Keir Starmer to appoint this despicable woman as Home Secretary? 👇👇

Chose your food source carefully…

SkyNews, do us all a favour and stop quoting Trump's wafflebollocks on an hourly basis. It really isn't newsworthy.

Bonkers packaging…

Absolutely this 👇👇👇

France has an excellent health care service. The way one makes appointments is changing, with a move towards internet booking, which is welcome. However, if you need to change a RDV, you may have to ring an automated service and have a conversation with a French robot! 😵‍💫, which is challenging.

Paws for thought.... 😊

This is X. This is what its users are helping to support. Don't use X.

Abraham Lincoln: "Government of the people, by the people, for the people" has become: 'Government of the people, by the billionaires, for the billionaires'.

🤞🏽

Iran warns US to reverse 'stupid decision'. That won’t happen because the US has a stupid president.

Even if you are a gullible racist, ReFUK is not for you. It’s for billionaires to con you out of your future.

'First major movement across Strait of Hormuz since conflict began’ Is this a report on another Trump turd?

You cannot escape the logic: ‘The economic success of the EU is built on the free movement of four things: Capital, goods, services and people. The trade benefits the UK desires come from the first three, but they don’t make sense without the fourth’.

US turned back 13 ships trying to break through blockade. Trump the terrorist.

SkyNews asking a dumb question: How does it work when you call President Trump? Answer: You get to speak to a demented lying warmonger.

If the UK government still doesn’t realise that Trump is a narcissist, what more evidence do they need? You can never do a deal with a narcissist or have any meaningful relationship with one.

US Treasury Secretary Bessent: 'Bit of pain' worth long-term security from Iran. Definition of a fuckwit. One who thinks the short term destruction of US credibility is worth anything.

Alaeddin Boroujerdi, a member of Iran's foreign policy and national security committee, called the US blockade militarily baseless propaganda, according to Iran's Press TV. Boroujerdi also said any US Navy vessels attempting to block Iran's ports will be "sent to the bottom of the sea".

Every word….

Trump begins blockade of Strait of Hormuz. Blockhead begins blockade.

Badenoch attacks government plan to adopt EU single market rules. Oh, just bugger off to the political wilderness where you and your destructive party belong.

Congratulations to the people of Hungary. A brighter future awaits you.

UK Government: "The Strait of Hormuz must not be subject to tolling." “We are urgently working with France and other partners to put together a wide coalition to protect freedom of navigation." The clearest expression that demonstrates the US is not considered a partner.

Trump says US will blockade the strait of Hormuz. The fuckwit doesn’t know which side he’s on from one minute to the next.

The voice of reason...

Trump’s NATO comments ‘not wise’ says Dutch armed forces chief. Interpretation: Trump’s NATO comments childish, abusive, ignorant, senseless and fucking stupid.

A week ago I contacted Epson help desk to request assistance with a duff printer. No response, so the printer is in the skip and I’ve purchased and installed a new Brother printer. Stuff Epson.

The UK electorate aren’t obliged to accept your stupid red lines. Other more progressive parties are available. #RejoinEU

I’m with Pedro…

Good one Pedro!…

Joint statement by 🇫🇷 Macron, 🇮🇹 Meloni, 🇩🇪 Merz, 🇬🇧 Starmer, 🇨🇦 Carney, 🇩🇰 Frederiksen, 🇳🇱 Jetten, 🇪🇸 Sánchez and 🇪🇺 Costa and von der Leyen welcoming the US-Iran ceasefire deal. "We call upon all sides to implement the ceasefire, including in Lebanon."

SkyNews… ‘Trump speaks to SkyNews’ I think you should amend your statement to: ‘Trump lies to SkyNews’

Richard Gere, "The entire planet has fallen off a cliff into the stupid zone" "Do you really believe these clowns like Trump, Orban, Netanyahu, Putin?" "You really believe what these guys say?"

It is reported that Trump is ‘looking for a way out.’ Simple, resign and face your accusers.

'Already extortionate water bills in England & Wales went up by an average 5% this week, while sewage continues to be pumped into our rivers. Most people see that privatised water companies are taking us for a ride and want them renationalised, a longstanding Green party policy'.

Hypocrisy rules...

Absurd, and backward thinking, as always. Renewable energy is the answer.

Gotta love this.... 😊

I have always believed it would take a generation for the UK to recover from Brexit. Starmer is helping to make sure it takes at least a generation. It will similarly take the US a generation to recover from Trump, if it ever does. There is a desperate urgency for the UK to realign with the EU.

Macron speaking about Trump: “You have to be serious. When you want to be serious, you don't say the opposite every day of what you said the day before. And perhaps you shouldn't talk every day.” Macron said POTUS was undermining NATO by creating "daily doubt about his commitment" to the alliance.