*Trying to fit in on Bluesky* oh, has there been a kicky ball?

Every time I hear a clip from 'off the ball' it's always the most braindead, contrarian take, but has the affect of something that thinks its intelligent

not a cult of Messi guy by any means but it's mad really that his actual footballing ability/brain/speed of thought is so good as to actually make it worthwhile building a team around him at his age

Imagine being Egyptian and being told Seattle is too hot for you so you need a hydration break

To figure out who owns a derelict property, simply squat in it for a few days and see who runs crying to the press

Asked a gentleman yesterday if I could take a photo of his dogs and he said he didn't want to invade their privacy.

A British friend of mine always thinks of Gordon Brown backing down from calling that woman a bigot as the moment that it all noticeably went south.

Any mention of the various “legitimate concerns” voiced by “senior security sources”** in relation to the triple lock as published on daft dot eye eee bsky.app/profile/thej...

Hearing Fire Brigade & Ambulance sirens: Go on lads, get 'er done. You are the most important people in the world, your sirens are the clarion call of the very angels Hearing Police sirens: Shut up you useless CUNTS

Should Wars End? Some Are Not So Sure

Another abject failure for left wing politics, is it?

pyjamasblack.substack.com/p/a-new-davi... "The reason for her beloved gap.. is partly because we saved their banks through post-crash austerity. Now we have another member of the absentee commentariat telling us instead that it is because of some flaw in paddy’s genes."

Weirdly there is no outrage about this compared to spending half that amount on a permanent bike shelter that would service many more people.

Some twenty year old photos going around the group chat, I can't describe how annoying looking I was

Immune from propaganda Bluesky users taken in by Brenda Power's obviously sexist rhetoric is it?

Jono is my sister-in-law's partner, and they're going through a really tough time. Would never expect anyone to donate, but if you can, or even just share this fundraiser, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks. gofund.me/f6462d5a1

Love going to the chemist (or as the woke brigade call it "the pharmacy") to ask for ear drops and the lady shouts "do we have any earwax remover?!" across the shop to her colleague 👍

Good bit at my old work was an IT worker who always said he was going to the 'server room', which was of unclear location. On one such day we walked past Patisserie Valerie and he was in there eating a cake

Who says you can't train a cat

Hahaha if the lads blocking O Connell St heard that you wanted to collectivise farming to ensure food sovereignty for Irish people they’d be looking to kill you in the street. But yeah, stand with “working people” (who can afford to spend a week sitting in front of their tractors doing nothing)

doing the Vince McMahon reaction escalation meme with every detail, hates the left, owns two houses, big weed guy etc

I'm now 40 years of age. I probably got properly into leftist activism around 23 or so. There were always idiots within the movement, but I assumed the new generation would be smarter considering their material conditions, etc. Turns out they're even thicker. Ah well!

Even libs with weird fantasies of seeing people being beaten up by the gards and army don't get their way because the fascist hillbillies are too cowardly to stand up to them. Great day overall

We need to get these lads back down to the countryside smartish otherwise who’ll cut the hedgerows down to ground level during nesting season

Cat update: not a fan of shrinkflation

Has never been more true bsky.app/profile/rare...

When I stumbled on his profile here bsky.app/profile/jase...

No I mean do you have any other questions about the job

not doing their protests until after everybody's gone to work and on a week all the schools are off - many are calling it the most effective SME protest of all time

'Let's not imagine Trump is not smart enough', let me just stop you right there professor

Some say you’d only find this level of discourse on the other website

Today's namby pamby astronauts couldn't even be bothered to get out of the rocket. They'd rather sit inside staring at their computers.

laughing at the clip of the Fontaines guitarist playing a simple pentatonic solo run and the whole band were giving him props

Dreamt I had a Houthis football jersey. Houthis FC merch would go so hard

Goal! *remembers I'm on Bluesky* Classic distraction from the Epstein Files

i am hearing that they met at the Standing Normally convention

'Kinnegad and Tobago' popped into my head for some reason and now it's in yours

Becoming a retvrn guy on the subject of suits. A fella in Tipperary who was off to drink pints in front of a limewashed outbuilding (?) was wearing a three piece suit with a tie.

Me but for Ryan Manning

Why do I suspect that this will get fuck all attention in the Dáil and media compared to the "FEAR of crime has increased" stories. www.rte.ie/news/2026/03...