Carcinization is real

🛑 STOP GAMBLING ADVERTISING DURING LIVE SPORTS GAMES #WNBA #NBA #NFL #MLB #SOCCER #NHL #WCBB #MCBB #NCAAW #NCAA #SEC #ACC

This Needs to Happen…. Idea: a law that says if you’re going to build a data center, you have to also build enough solar panels to power it. We can call it the Bring Your Own Damn Grid Act.

CAT: LEMME OUT! ME: You're not allowed outside. CAT: Since when? ME: Uh, always. CAT: I was outside yesterday! ME: That was weeks ago & it was a mistake. CAT: There are no mistakes in Outside. The gods wanted it. ME: Well, the gods made me the one who can work doorknobs. CAT: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!

Coffee with vanilla soy milk is actually just a 3 bean soup.

My Cosmo bloomed!!! I grew this from seed!!! I've bought these from nurseries three times, and every time, they'd die shortly after transplant. They have very sensitive roots. So I planted this in a coconut coir pot and transplanted it, pot and all. It grew! It got tall! And today... IT BLOOMED!

The shark whisperer who attends to their discomfort. To date, Tina has removed >300 fish hooks from the sharks' sore mouths.. 🦈 We, sharks and appreciative humans alike, are rooting for you 👌 #sharks #kindness #sealife

You all know me well enough to know that I have a million projects on the go at any one time, and here is one that is being stitched up right now! This little round cat is going on an ADHD side quest (much like me!) #CrossStitch #Craft #StitchSky #ADHD

I’m Chicken Boy :3

We’re gonna need a lot of sage after this era.

This is not funny - autonomous cars only behave like this when they are distressed

Carry on my wayward waaaaymo... There'll be peace when you run down. Lay your weary gears to rest. Don't go 'round no more...

While forcing the hands of many, Trump will not be remembered fondly for it. #Solar

The damn dog who adopted me just came to my door freaking out like someone was chasing him with an axe. I jump up, run to the door and yank it open, just for him to run inside and stop dead in front of my dryer. The big emergency? ...he wanted a cookie 😑 I'm the architect of my own destruction.

So apparently my mom had a bunch of wine and edibles with her sister, passed out, and is now in the ER. She’s fine. She’s in the ER for getting too high. In her 70s. 🙄

Peacocks 🦚 Gliding in flight

My heart hurts so much for you. @silvervale.bsky.social @mamavale.bsky.social I love you both.

My cat swallowed a plastic hairbrush bristle three days ago, which means for the last 48 hours I have been combing through every piece of his poo to see whether it's out yet, which is not something they teach you about in Cat Adoption School

Write down your origin story. Somewhere. Anywhere. Just make a record of the thing(s) that made you who you are. Even if it’s painful. Even if no one will ever read it. But most especially if someone one day will. It matters.

The replies are totally worth it.

Results Age xkcd.com/3245/

*Me watching my neighbors teenage son and 3 of his friends in my driveway using my garage door as a backdrop for filming shenanigans. *Me watching two of them drop their drawers to moon the camera. *Text neighbor: "Might want to remind your son I have cameras recording the driveway 24/7."

We’ve had so many hummingbird moths at the nursery and I’m loving it. Such amazing insects. #moth #insects

Another time, a young couple was chatting by our Solar System model. The guy was casually resting his hand on a certain planet. I ambled over to them and quietly said, “Sir, please don’t fondle Uranus in public. There are children here.” He looked totally confused. She sank to the floor cackling.

The perfect gif choice.

Varry long.

You know you're getting old when you pull a muscle putting on your compression socks.

"If she has her own house, what will she need me for?" I don't know, dude, maybe be cool and fun to be around and be happy for her success instead being whiny little sad-ass troll about it? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Cerulean Warbler #BirdOfTheDay #Blue #Birds #BirdPhotography #Photography

The observed arguably clear intention of these squirrels is fascinating.

Did the same with my high school friends only the song was titled “Syphilis”. “It all started with a little kiss. Now it hurts me when I take a piss, oh why do I have syphilis?” Your version is better.

Today my cat who is afraid of everything followed me to the mail. The man across the way opened his door. In her panic she ran into his apartment and hid under his bed. It took us a half an hour to get her out. He dangled bologna and she took the bait. He said it made his day.

The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid… No one would be able to find it.

Wish you could best those multi-coloured Pac Man ghosts in the flesh? Now you can. A life-sized Pac Man arena in Singapore is turning a classic arcade game into a real world experience. 👻👻👻 Run! #games #arcade #pacman

Happy Mother's Day to those of you that celebrate!! 🖤🩷🖤

Trying again…. Look what I made!

I love the good humor of our Kansas City community AND wear my fits with pride!

#GenX #Hose #Water youtube.com/shorts/nPhy7...

#FIFA #KansasCity #Host #Food

Love Atlantis

My neighbor just brought me and my sis a piece of cake, each. It's a vanilla cake with homemade strawberry icing! I haven't had homade icing in years.

A forest is a place to breathe! #scape #EastCoastKin #ForestFriday #CliftyFallsStatePark #MadisonIndiana

Morning Kitten

Cleansing your feed this AM, walking for graduation this weekend!

Uni multiplied! :3

New in Shop - Gone Fishing (also known as Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me) Did I design 18 different toe beans for this pattern so people can stitch their cats? Yes. Yes I did. badstitched.etsy.com/listing/4500... #CrossStitch #StitchSky #FiberArts

First he was told that he had to be put to sleep. Then it looked like he might never walk again but what nobody had counted on was the heart within little Stormzy. I remember the days trying to teach him to walk again. He must have fallen over a thousand times but every single time he got back up.

I love Open Season

Venus (aka Venice) mallow (Hibiscus trionum) aka "flower of the hour" because of short-lived blooms. In Malvaceae (mallow family) with hollyhock, rose of sharon, cotton, hibiscus, okra, marsh mallow (yes, originally the candy was made from roots) & durian