I haven't heard a better nickname for Stephen Miller, ever. Especially the way that he's portrayed by Gregory Johnstone.

Yeah, okay. Anti-ICE. Did whoever wrote that also write "Robinson's messages?" Another thing clearly written by a much older person, probably in the regime. Anyone else would have said #fuckICE.

***TRIGGER WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGERY*** This breakdown and analysis of the Kirk assassination is compelling and further reinforces my gut feeling that Kirk was their sacrificial lamb.

Nope, no echoes of Lee Harvey Oswald here at all. None whatsoever 👀

Now Comey is a giant asshole, but I support his right to actually commit a criminal offence before being indicted for a crime. This is fascism. Hitler did this too, for the record. He was quite famous for prosecuting political enemies.

Fucking BOOM. 🔥🎤

The secret handshake group are my new heroes.

Good morning. The rapture is now over 24 hours late, so I don't think it's happening, folks. Okay friends, I know it's sad, but we're going to have to go ahead and put the champagne back in the cupboard until the next false alarm.

Unpopular opinion: Don't get me wrong, not a damn thing wrong with Walz, but this is a distinct lack of courage. I'm getting really tired of family composition acting as glass ceiling. My opinion of Harris was already in hell, but it's dropped another level now.

I am a creative writer and can't make this shit up. Either I'm really bad at my hobby, or reality is just so whack it's weirder than fiction now.

This missed when he didn't understand that the Earth shared an atmosphere, and therefore, every country didn't have their own supply of air. This entire UN speech was a trip to whatthefucksville with a quick layover at holyshitsville and stupidmotherfuckertown.

Well that certainly explains why we remain rapture-less.

Update: it's 14:28 and the rapture still hasn't happened. I'm beginning to lose hope that it's real. Looks like we'll be stuck with the Christofascists for a while longer. Fuck.

He doesn't know the entire earth shares the same atmosphere, and therefore the same air. Take me now Creator, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Holy shit. This dude is so far off in left field that he needs a compass and a roadmap to find home plate. "I'm really good at this stuff, and your countries are going to hell." I just don't understand why no one stands up and tells Grandpa that it's time for a nap.

Good morning, what in the actual fuck is this moron going on about to the UN? He's the village idiots' dumb brother. Says something that you know exactly who I'm talking about, doesn't it?

Per my previous post - this is how it's done.

Fuck you, make me. Those are the only words that don't lead down a trail of constant acquiescence that will only end when one day, Mr. Iger, you'll wake up and realise that your cowardice and complicity sold Disney to the state for nothing of value whatsoever. Or, you can correct course now.

Just ONE of the reasons I think the Catholic church is one of the most evil institutions on the planet, and spreads far more violence and hate than it does love, compassion, kindness, or empathy. In other words, according to the books they made me read, their god would be very disappointed in them.

This 👇👇👇

* for the Epstienth time...

Good morning, and what the actual fuck. I'm old enough to remember when the Coast Guard would intercept, investigate, and interview. I had a brief fling with law enforcement many years ago, but I don't remember my investigative procedures class involving bombs. I think they're doing it wrong.

This. 👇🏼

Behold *waves arm grandly* the party of "pro life." Perhaps it's time for a rebrand to the party of "this is all a big farce to control women, we don't give a shit about you, your family, your dog, or anyone you've ever met" because at least it'd be an accurate description. A bit wordy, though.

The only thing he was wrong about here were his "terrific" numbers. Even republicans are polling him lower and lower. The 39% approval aligns pretty precisely with the percentage of hardcore maga republicans in the general public by every estimation I've ever heard. That somehow makes it even worse.

Because, Jon, American media is largely kowtowing to a madman these days. They won't be remembered well.

I'm not happy that the USA is making this move in any way; but damn, I'm also not going to pretend that the infusion of brains into Canada and the EU won't be welcomed with open arms either.

Underneath everything, this is who we are 🇨🇦

He signs (what were supposed to be) personal messages with "President DJT?" My boss is lucky if she gets a freaking signature on my work emails, and if she does, it is so lazy that I neither spell out miigwetch nor my own name. It just looks like: Miigs, -S I gotta up my game, I guess?

This bitch is 🔥🔥🔥

Come now, I'm sure he's learned his lesson... ...to not get caught next time.

I would like to unsubscribe from this timeline, please.

In comparison to my successor, I am not a crook, and just had a little ethics hiccup. -- Richard Nixons' ghost, 2025

Good morning, I don't want to alarm you, but Schumer woke up long enough to go on television. I know, it shook me too! This should be a national holiday or something.

Venezuela moved Broadmoor to the USA? Man, Britain must be angry and wondering how they misplaced an entire psychiatric hospital. That's impressively hard to lose track of. How did Venezuela move it and nobody noticed, though? Excuse me while I make a tinfoil hat to protect me from Trumps stupid.

Okay, but ADHD people, hear me out. What if we could ask an LLM what we were just talking about, or what the title of that documentary we watched on sperm whales in 1996 was? I demand a Google for my brain.

I would be disgusting about it. Absolutely intolerable. I would make Stephen Colbert look utterly disinterested in his Emmy. Being fired from the trump regime would be the crowning achievement of my lifetime.

"...it ain't the pronoun police, it's the secret police, and it always has been..." "...the way to guard against it [fascism] isn't to change how audiences think, it's changing how leaders lead." Jon Stewart, a voice we cannot -under any circumstances‐ afford to lose.

I was driving home today when what should I see bopping down the road? Fabulous question, I'm glad you asked. A person wearing a 100% legitimate homegrown tinfoil hat. In 2023 I would have laughed so hard I crashed my car. In 2025 I almost crashed my car trying to decide if I should join them.

No lies detected.

Good morning, listen to Colbert.

The fabulous Ms. Streep has always known where it is at 💜

All. Of. This. 👇🏼

All of this! The power and control wheel doesn't just apply to Intimate Partner/Family Violence. It's used to prop up loads of institutional violence, from excessive force to medical neglect. The "republican to-do list" is pretty much "Creating Conspiratorial Thinkers for Dummies," for the record.

Little rich to be talking about the First Amendment @msnbc.com - seeing as you no longer believe in it.

I don't know if Hitler would be proud, or if he'd tell Vance to find his own shtick and let him know that his makeup makes him look silly.

I didn't start calling my father "my old man" until I was in my late 30s and he was in fact getting to be an old man. My spawn is 21, and I have never heard him refer to my husband (his father) as "my old man" to his friends at any point. He says "my dad" or "my father" like a normal 21-year-old.

A terrorist organisation. Just like say...MS13? For anyone paying attention, we're now at the unprovable accusation stage of the game. They say you're ANTIFA. They don't need to prove you are, you need to prove you aren't. But how? They're trying to stop you from speaking out. Dangerous times.

Hi, it's me. ANTIFA is me. And everyone else who isn't a republican/conservative ideologist. Because I got news -cover your ears, JD. Your pretty eyeliner'll get ruined- anyone who is GOP today is a fascist. Yep, even great uncle Tom, because anyone who isn't a fascist has already walked away.