Apparently the RuneScape wiki is corrupting AI, and I could not be happier about this

This is the most relatable post I've ever seen on bsky, and it's not even remotely close

BREAKING: Top-rated game Mina the Hollower has sold 300,000 copies in three days, Yacht Club tells me — an impressive figure that ensures the studio will be just fine for the immediate future, although the co-founders are hoping for more: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

:3

My brain going "I guess I gotta say '7 or 8' to avoid that shit" instead of "5 or 6" was exactly the confidence boost I needed right now

i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding

Getting possessed by a demon, only for it to look around my room, get sad, tidy it up, work out a bit, do meal prep for the week, buy a cute outfit online, go to bed early, and then go back to hell in the morning.

Terminally ill? I prefer "sick as fuck, boiiiiiiii" I'm not okay (I am fine, I just forgot to take my meds)

Chronically online 👎 Chronically on lines of ketamine 🤙 I don't even like ketamine..

We’re at risk of losing a generation of young men to the manosphere. Today at SXSW London, I called on tech firms, the government, regulators and every part of society to take on this growing threat.

If I just ate but then I realize that a new episode of my favorite show is out, then I feel like I just wasted a meal.

pronouncing .QIF (quality information framework filetype) like “queef” and scaring all my quality engineers

I still insist that whoever becomes the first Anti-AI university will have record demand, and their graduates will most likely ride out the AI maelstrom better in the long term. It's so low-hanging fruit, it's embarrassing that no one has done it.

Me: Please remember me Site: Okay; Take this cookie My Jenga tower of tracker blocker settings and extensions: How about you go fuck yourself to death, buddy? Me: Ugh... I swear I click that box every time, and it never works...

Saying "there must be more to life than this", then promptly remembering that I'm a socially anxious, reclusive goblin girl, and that what I meant was "I could really go for a new hyper fixation right now"

It really speaks to how fucked big tech is at the moment that my reaction to this was "That tracks.. anyway"

If you ever feel bad about falling for a scam and losing money, just remember: there are people who play gacha games. worse yet there are people who play league of legends. it could be worse for you

Happy Pride month🏳️‍🌈 If you want something to be proud of, pls support your local trans activist's bottom surgery fundraiser🏳️‍⚧️

Happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🌈✨ #pixelart #ドット絵

anyways fuck cops and corps trying to control pride fuck terfs for trying to exclude trans ppl from pride and fuck puritans trying to erase kink from pride see yall at the marches 😊✨️🏳️‍🌈

I love reading blogs and living in the terminal like some sicko - so I made Standard-Reader to fulfill both desires at the same time! It’s a TUI-based application to read all your favorite @standard.site blogs from publications like @pckt.blog , @offprint.app , @leaflet.pub, and @greengale.app!

Me, but instead of a cool creature of the night I ended up looking like a fucking man

In Super Paper Mario, Bowser can accidentally break the game at the worst possible time purely due to how large he is. His size allows him to open two chests at once at the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials, which will freeze the game and undo vast amounts of progress.

I'm bad at promoting this, but I'm a disabled trans activist running a fundraiser to be able to afford vaginoplasty at a private clinic, as it is not safe for me to get it through Norway's public healthcare system. Any shares or donations would be super appreciated🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/hjelp-alma...

THE REASON WHY THE WEALTHY AND ASCENDANT FAR RIGHT ARE PUSHING NOFAP MANOSPHERE SLOP IS BECAUSE JACKING OFF IS THE LAST ENTERTAINMENT YOU CAN GET FOR FREE GO OUTSIDE? $100! GO EAT FOOD? $100! TRY TO DATE OR HAVE SEX THATS $100+! BUT YOU CAN JACK OFF FOR FREE AND THE ELITES DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THIS

gofund.me/b1cc768b4 My friend, Alma, is raising money for surgery, and could really use some help. She's a pillar of my local trans community, a fierce activist, and a source of inspiration for myself and many queer folks in Norway. Any amount helps a lot, and sharing the link goes a long way ❤️

Holy mother of God; This should be required viewing for every person on earth! What an incredible piece of journalism!! @jasperdasper.bsky.social youtu.be/JiOc0r31-Os?...

www.gofundme.com/f/help-sophi... My dear friend Sophie could really use some help right now. I appreciate your attention

Apologizing to my drugs like "sorry, I swear I normally do way dumber shit, but I'm in a very adult time in my life rn"

Seeing Gianmarco Soresi in October! So happy that the first stand-up I'll have seen live will be one of my favourites! Thank you for inviting me, @foxoplasma.bsky.social 😊

Asked Linsoul nicely to have the person packing my order add a hand-written greeting in their native language, and they delivered! Because I can't tell them how much this meant to me today, I figured I'd share the love here! The note reads: 你好！祝你每天开心。 "Hello! Wishing you happiness every day."

Encrypting Encrypted Traffic To Get Around VPN Bans

Introducing Tab Snitch Liven up your screenshots and make co-workers uncomfortable with errant open tabs. tab.wesbos.com

I feel like they could've utilized that space a bit more efficiently...

You're not blue collar until you've had to wash your hands *before* going to the bathroom

add a script that removes Notion from "open at login" list to the "open at login" list

make incompetence shameful again

Carl couldn’t have ever been this tired.

You know, @elgato.com ... 2600K would actually be perfect for me right now; but you don't want me to have that for some reason.

I use neovim on linux btw

My mind barely works in mysterious ways

Doing squats is back-end development

The thread under this made my day

Non-linear class inheritance can eat my whole ass

Learning programming. Having moments where I realize that I can just make the tools I want, and then I feel like a fucking wizard