The invention of the DLL has strayed the computer away from god

I've lost a Linux process that I started using nohup. I have achieved the ghost in the machine. Would be really sick if I didn't actually need to kill it and restart with a different config

Just got home from another great UMAD. Thank you to everyone who helped to put it on. Canadian FGC is the greatest in the world baby!! Time for a nap

How do you lose to the royals by 19 runs man

thinking of frozen turkey hot oil? careful

Ride on Time 🌊🌊🌊 This weekend is your last chance to take advantage of early bird venue pricing for Tidal Waves 5 🏄 Don't miss the wave: start.gg/TidalWaves5

Retweet if you think that Canned Heat could still serve auto tuned twerking lip synch phoniness

I picked a rough jays game to watch this week

Played #TrenchCrusade today! Black Grail vs. the Naval Raiding Party. I won on VP, but I don't think the game goes that way if we needed to do morale checks. Great time!

Great day for a ball game

what the hells a web app

Just finished unpacking from a very nice weekend out at Voyageur. Exploring some closer provincial parks this summer has been very fun

Blue Jays may be the hottest team in baseball. Jump on be bandwagon NOW

Has anyone looked into the performance of Yankees players who now have facial hair with the more lax team rules compared to their last bald-faced year with the Yanks?

I am manifesting Devin Williams to throw 0 strikes

Ran a 5K with my mom today, highly recommend

Justin Verlander sort of looks like one of those dogs that ate bees

It is what is

Furry cats on hardwood floors during playtime

Gavin Lux walks off the Yankees

Repacking tents for some backcountry action coming up.

Barkeeper's friend works like crazy, there is no way this stuff is good for your hands

Fan Exchange week for Fangraphs is starting today! Still deciding if I'm going to be a Reds fan or a Pirates fan for the next 7 days, but I'm leaning Reds.

It is dangerous to boot dwarf fortress at 11:30, yet here we stand

The boys and I made some progress on our trench crusade warbands #trenchcrusade #warwolf

Great day for ball

Many problems in life can be solved by riding your bike to the local FGC meetup

the absolute best part about baseball that no other sport has is a rich and complex tapestry of barely perceptible hand signals and other unspoken gestures that, if deployed in their proper context, make everyone on the field start trying to commit aggravated assault

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Tron on BluRay

I'm gonna buy new bike lights and trip on the old ones once I get home from the store, I just know it

Beautiful day for baseball

Guess who made a Broccumentary? 17 Pages, a documentary from Kevan MacKay, the creator behind the BobbyBroccoli account, is out NOW on Nebula. go.nebula.tv/17pages

Happy Cerveza Cristal day to all who celebrate

The inventor of Windows path length limit must pay for their crime

Incredible advancements occurring in apple breeding every day. Having my first Cosmic Crisp. Apples were not this good 10 years ago. Wow

I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.

Wow you can still buy a bowflex

Givin a gun to a bug

Happy MLB Opening Day to those observing

Happy Opening Day

It is opening day

Big day for birds on my morning walk. The robins are back, and heard some chickadees, jays, and sparrows.

Go Charge