Do you think people who make deceptive cakes for a living have trust issues

@takiudon.bsky.social any timeline updates for each flavor of superstation and dock?

How many eggs do you think you've eaten in your entire life

#charliekirk may have just usurped this year’s Halloween costume from Phillies Karen

Goddamn, CNN

imagine moralizing about someone grooming a generation of nazis

Silksong #silksong

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

Sources are saying JD Vance has claimed yet another victim

Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?" Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’” “I’M PISSED!”

January 20: FAA director fired January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

The Jersey Shore except Pauly D is played by Paul Dano

Frankenstein but it's steampunk voltron

Everyone understands that there is no #mcsnitch and it's just illegal surveillance right

Standards Lowered For Second Search Through Fridge

Me turning on Pacific Rim for the Nth time: "Oh hell yeah let’s go"

Nobody told me that kids need to eat *every fucking day* This is bullshit, it's unsustainable

I just learned left twix and right twix are made on the same production line. My life is a lie.

It's so much better here dude

@irongalaxystudios.com yo when are yall gonna port 3sO to pc

Taxonimists determine birds are yet another cultivar of the Brassica family

How do I find Unhinged Meltdown Of The Day on bsky?

I'm shouting into a different void