This article reminded me that there are strong, competent people out there doing the Lord’s work (AND it is 100% within our power to help them) In other words, I would follow Nekima Levy Armstrong into a fire. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/u...

Chuck Schumer would like to ask the violent murdering fascists, politely and off-mic, if they’d like to maybe consider possibly following one of the first and most sacred laws of our country? No? Okay, he gives up then, nothing more he can do but start writing them checks

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally

I mean at this point we can all 100% agree who shot first and just get on with the rest of it, right?

“The city is fallen, and I am still alive.”

It’s hard, living like this, in the dark second movie of a trilogy

Me, an xennial, telling my kids about Captain Planet

Republicans: Police can murder you Democrats: Police can murder you, but only if they let us watch 😏

2026 Bluesky Challenge: Every time someone quotes 1984 you gotta drink a whole teacup of Victory Gin

The party of traditional womanhood really pivoted right from “Women are too delicate to use a toilet touched by a Y chromosome” to “Women should immediately obey every order given by any anonymous man in a mask” and, like, I knew it all along, BUT STILL

I gotta balance it out. This is a box of toothsome-looking raw chicken I found under a bridge in Philadelphia

This stub-thumbed little man is gonna bomb something tonight, mark my words

Quiet, guys, let him think he won it

Let it fall

In 2020, Renee Good won an Academy of American Poets Prize for this poem, published under her maiden name: poets.org/2020-on-lear...

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

We aren't getting to the other side of this without multitasking like motherfuckers.

There are people who don't know, who didn't know. Moments like these are when they learn, and a window opens for people who want to turn their hunger for justice into action, for our numbers to increase. Stay mad and don't get jaded, in my opinion, get the newly passionate on board. 2/2

On the one hand, I bet there are a ton of world leaders having secret talks about preemptive strikes against us, like literally right this second On the other hand,

[3yo sees a screensaver satellite photo of Earth] “Is that our house planet?”

This is sordid and awful but I really want folks to understand: We have this problem in the US where kids keep coming to school and getting their faces blown off and then their parents have to identify them by their fucking Hello Kitty backpack charms And our national response has been (1/)

If a word is not a possible solution then it should not be allowed as a Wordle guess, and I will die on this molehill

Given a certain number of vacation days, it’s human nature to become crepuscular, I’m pretty sure

Breaking my silence as we move through these high holy days of Teacher Vacation to say wow, this is most certainly some of the most unselfconsciously racist prose I’ve read in recent memory! (Chris Caldwell, I hope you don’t choke on your Christmas candy, but if you do I won’t be sad)

There’s never cheesecloth in the kitchen when you need it

They defiled a holy day, quietly opening the door to extrajudicial street killings. They are antichrist; they are “what was spoken by Jeremiah the prophet, saying: A voice was heard in Ramah, Lamentation, weeping, and great mourning” (Matthew 2:17-18, obv) www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/u...

Philly teachers tryna navigate two full days of school this week

Correction: There’s no sink in the kitchen

"My heart is moved by all I cannot save: so much has been destroyed I have to cast my lot with those who age after age, perversely, with no extraordinary power, reconstitute the world." ~Adrienne Rich from fly sheet of "All we can save" Ed @ayanaeliza.bsky.social & @kkwilkinson.bsky.social

I’m sorry guys but my 3yo just called wolves “sharp dogs” and I am too delighted to go on with my evening

Sometimes I think about that Twilight Zone episode with the box and the button and I wonder, what would I do? Nowadays, the choice is clear: PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH until I get a phone notification about Stephen Miller

It’s a Wonderful Life has persisted as a holiday classic because everyone in charge of the remote control at Christmas has contemplated suicide

no but this time I mean it: oh my God

Surely folks much wiser and more learned in the sartorial arts have already pointed out how much this dress looks like a butthole..?

“things happen” is gonna get me banned here soon, I know it

One thing I have learned from the Epstein files is that, if you are rich, you absolutely do not have to proofread your emails before you hit send. You can misspell your own name, punctuate salt-bae style — it doesn’t matter, you own an island. Hit the space bar whenever

The secret to good hash is that you gotta slap that sucker on a piping hot pan for way, way longer than you think Like. You’ve downed 2+ pitchers of Andre mimosas. Now grandkids are getting hungry. Soon cartoons have changed all form and meaning. Meanwhile, the onions *just* started to caramelize

Which corned beef hash is the best and why doesn’t Bluesky have polls

Here is another picture of Lucy, First Through the Wardrobe

Chuck Schumer is a quisling and there’s nothing else to say about it

Supreme Court issues a stay, with three dissenting and Brett Kavanaugh concurring separate to note that hunger tends to be brief

Elon Musk Instructs Subordinates to Invent New Numbers, Pay Him That Much in Company Scrip

I am not accustomed to campaigns doing what I think they should be doing

In fifty years I hope high school kids parse this suspiciously timely capitalist propaganda the same way we learned about snake oil salesmen and read Upton Sinclair. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/01/w...

People are about to get real hungry right before Christmas. I sure appreciated my stable society